Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Mississippi Motorboater]

Only the battle of Scarif was actually decent.

And even that fell on its face when you realize that all of the emotional highs of that battle, every major death and "tragic scene", hinges on audience investment that this film has spent the last two hours utterly failing to garner for its forgettable mannequins masquerading as central characters.

I guarantee you that if you go around asking most normal-ass people to name even most of the primary characters of that film, they probably couldn't name a single one. In fact, short of Tony Gilroy literally naming the spin-off Andor, people would've likely forgotten the name of THAT uncharismatic block of wood, too.

And that's assuming they even know that show exists, considering literally five multi-celled organisms on the planet even watched it.

 

[draggs]

Tarkin did nothing wrong. That is what you learn after finding out how Alderaan works in SWTOR. It's a land of spoiled nobles with a bug infestation underneath that they're not willing to either permanently contain or eradicate.

For all you know, Tarkin saved the galaxy from a war with the Kiliks. Organa was obviously gearing up for war with the Empire; imagine if the Kiliks got a hold of the Alliance ships on the planet. Hyperspace-capable ships, by the way. Bug invasions for the galaxy. Nipped in the bud by your friendly neighborhood Grand Moff.

Tarkin prevented a galaxy-wide war against bugs?

wtf I hate Tarkin now

We coulda had so many Imperial propaganda videos asking us if we'd like to know more about the Killik menace

 

[Ghostse]

And even that fell on its face when you realize that all of the emotional highs of that battle, every major death and "tragic scene", hinges on audience investment that this film has spent the last two hours utterly failing to garner for its forgettable mannequins masquerading as central characters.

I guarantee you that if you go around asking most normal-ass people to name even most of the primary characters of that film, they probably couldn't name a single one. In fact, short of Tony Gilroy literally naming the spin-off Andor, people would've likely forgotten the name of THAT uncharismatic block of wood, too.

And that's assuming they even know that show exists, considering literally five multi-celled organisms on the planet even watched it.

Completely agree. But Scarif falls squarely into the "able enjoy with zero context"; you don't need to watch the other 90 pointless minutes to enjoy the explosions.

you didn't do more than read some summaries and (maybe) watch some clips?

Why the fuck would I give Disney my attention? Especially when there are cucks to do it for me. I didn't need to watch gender swapped ghostbusters to know that was hot garbage.

You watched the shit, ate it, liked it and are clamoring for seconds. If not doing that makes me a moron, I guess better a moron than a consoomer cuck.

Enjoy your peanuts, cuck.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Oh no, not Barriss again! She was such a good, interesting Jedi before Furloni.

Agreed. Her pre-Filoni self seemed to be the type of person and Jedi that did her thing quietly without seeking much in the way of attention or fanfare before dying during the Order 66 turmoil. The heel turn that Filoni did with her character took many SW fans I knew at the time by shock as her "new" behavior was so out of character for her. Even if Filoni was trying to use the tropes of "quiet person has an unsavory secret/double life" or "Betrayal coming from a best friend," his execution failed in epic proportions. There were other Jedi with gray tendencies who would have fit the part more plausibly. Instead, Barriss' character gets trashed in what seemed like a rushed and disjointed ending to Clone Wars Season 5.

Don't take this the wrong way, but why do some of you even care about this franchise anymore? It resembles nothing of what it once was. If it went by another name you wouldn't give it the time of day.

Do I care about current Star Wars content that is subject to Disney's reverse Midas Touch where everything they touch turns to shit ? Not one bit. I still enjoy a bit of the Lucas-era stuff I grew up with, and I browse the thread when I can to see just how much more ridiculous the franchise gets under Disney.

 

[Ghostse]

dying during the Order 66 turmoil.

Name one Jedi that actually died during the supposed Order 66. I'll wait.

 

[Male Idiot]

Wait, you're telling me that in all this time that you've been posting your coprophilic rants about feces and chili and restaurants and performative outrage, you didn't even watch the show your're sperging about?

All this spewing of yours from me saying I enjoyed how Andor fleshes out more detail in the background and you didn't do more than read some summaries and (maybe) watch some clips?

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Moron!

Don't give woke companies money. Disney, Amazon, Games Workshop, Sony, Saul company (LOTR). Whatever. Boycott them. Don't watch their propaganda. Its jewish goyslop to ruin your brain. Avoid anything with the heeby-yiddies!

Just laugh at the trashfires. Ghostse and Kiwi Pie got the right idea.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Name one Jedi that actually died during the supposed Order 66. I'll wait.

Master Windu, obviously. Cin Drallig is another one, since we saw him get killed by Anakin in both the ROTS movie and game. Also, Cin's padawan Serra Keto.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Name one Jedi that actually died during the supposed Order 66. I'll wait.

Bob McBoberson.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Name one Jedi that actually died during the supposed Order 66. I'll wait.

Pre-Filoni: All kinds of Jedi. Post-Filoni: Only those not needed for his Ahsoka-centric fan fiction.

 

[Vining]

Tarkin did nothing wrong. That is what you learn after finding out how Alderaan works in SWTOR. It's a land of spoiled nobles with a bug infestation underneath that they're not willing to either permanently contain or eradicate.

For all you know, Tarkin saved the galaxy from a war with the Kiliks. Organa was obviously gearing up for war with the Empire; imagine if the Kiliks got a hold of the Alliance ships on the planet. Hyperspace-capable ships, by the way. Bug invasions for the galaxy. Nipped in the bud by your friendly neighborhood Grand Moff.

 

[Ghostse]

Master Windu, obviously. Cin Drallig is another one, since we saw him get killed by Anakin in both the ROTS movie and game. Also, Cin's padawan Serra Keto.

Mace didn't die in Order 66. He didn't die at all, if you haven't been keeping up with recent events. But if he HAD died, it was BEFORE Order 66, in an illegal attempt at a coup against the rightfully appointed emperor Supreme Chancellor. So, owned Jedish stooge.

Serra Keto - Knocked off a balcony with a pillar fighting the Supreme Chancellor's long-time ally, Darth Vader. No body, no funeral. Funny that. Also to note: not killed by any clone troopers acting on some supposed order 66, but by an agent of the republic routing out a insurrection. And, should add, only killed when she resisted arrest, proving her disloyalty.
I mean, in theory. You are going to feel like a total tool when the next video game drops and it turns out she survived.

Cin Drallig- Likewise dueled, Vader - once again, not clone troopers - and while he did die during the time period Jedish Lifeday Templehelpers CLAIM "muh order 66" he did not actually die in any event the Anti-Lightside Defamation League tries to claim is related to Order 66. Again he died resisting arrest by duly-appointed agents of the Republic who were there to finally shut down their incel cult's tax-dodge compound.

So try again.

Pre-Filoni: All kinds of Jedi. Post-Filoni: Only those not needed for his Ahsoka-centric fan fiction.

IF there's so many, it should be easy to name one....but no one can. For [[[some reason]]]. Over Six million Jedi died in [[[muh order 66]]] how hard could it be to name just one?
If order 66 was real, how did a 900 year old 2 foot tall green alien survive? You'd think someone that ancient would be the first felled by accurate blaster fire immediately, but no - survived and died of natural causes in a swamp. How [[[strange]]]....

Bob McBoberson.

At least you picked one who died during the time period Order 66 was supposed to be taking place, but there's zero proof his death was related to any "order 66".

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Again he died resisting arrest by duly-appointed agents of the Republic who were there to finally shut down their incel cult's tax-dodge compound.

Said raid was part of Order 66, last I checked; there were clone troopers alongside Vader, carrying out the order. Although I do suppose they did it all in self-defense, since Anakin and the 501st only engaged when Jocasta Nu pulled out a lightsaber and obstructed Anakin. If the librarian allowed Anakin to access the Temple Signal Beacon, perhaps Cin Drallig and most of the Jedi in the Temple would've been spared.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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Tie me to a Galaxy Gun missile and fire me at Alderaan!

 

[Gondolindrim]

Also it's telling how hard they spam Dave's cartoon garbage onto it, and how at times it looks UGLIER than stuff that I've seen in shows that did the same gimmick like 25 years ago.

It's literally all they have that people are watching. That's about to change though since Bad Bitch was so underwhelming I hear.

 

[Vining]

Tie me to a Galaxy Gun missile and fire me at Alderaan!

Remember to:

 

[Adamska]

It's literally all they have that people are watching. That's about to change though since Bad Bitch was so underwhelming I hear.

Given how Rebels flatlined in view count by the end, and both Bad Batch and Asoka did horribly, I think it might just be due to Clone Wars delusions at this point. Well that and Dave whining and brownnosing for more shows with no plotting or thought behind them.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Given how Rebels flatlined in view count by the end, and both Bad Batch and Asoka did horribly, I think it might just be due to Clone Wars delusions at this point. Well that and Dave whining and brownnosing for more shows with no plotting or thought behind them.

Yeah, I think Ahsoka actively killed any good will leftover from TCW. It's hard to care about Filoni Wars when everything he makes feels like a self indulgent fanfiction where his OCs never get hurt.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Just played a bit of Rogue Squadron 2 and 3. Mostly the missions between Hoth and Endor.

Wedge Antilles and Crix Madine are the fucking backbone of the Alliance war effort. Without them, the whole thing would've fallen to pieces after Hoth. No data on the Second Death Star, no fuel for the Alliance fleet, no carjacked shuttle for the heroes to ride, hell, they probably wouldn't have the balls to attack Endor in the first place, the Rebels would just sit in silence while Death Star 2 gets finished and starts annihilating one Rebel world after another.

The data for the second Death Star taken by Bothan spies was recovered by Wedge and Crix working together on Kothlis, fighting some ISD whose crew was so stubborn they kept fighting even after their ship went down. Wedge carjacked the shuttle that the good guys would later use on Endor, and he also helped seize tibanna gas that fueled the Rebel fleet. And the Rebels got cocky enough to attack Endor because Wedge and Crix worked together on Fondor to blow up a Super Star Destroyer with a cloaking device, using repurposed TIE Hunters.

The difference between them and Ahsoka is that Wedge and Madine are OT characters whom we've seen in the movies; so them having a part to play with the Alliance makes sense. It makes sense that, after the traumatic defeat on Hoth, the Rebel war effort was salvaged by ace pilots and special-forces generals who worked within the Alliance and who were visibly working with the OT characters. That, my friends, is how you expand upon the story. That's how it was done back in the 2000s, during Star Wars' heyday.

Yeah, I think Ahsoka actively killed any good will leftover from TCW. It's hard to care about Filoni Wars when everything he makes feels like a self indulgent fanfiction where his OCs never get hurt.

The fact that he keeps on shoving the OT characters aside while making Ahsoka the center of the universe is what kills any suspension of disbelief. That some rando who wasn't even in the OT movies is somehow the most important person, to the point where Anakin would rather talk to her instead of his own son; remember, this canon had Luke almost kill his nephew and that leads to his Jedi Order getting destroyed. Anakin's ghost telling him to calm down could've stopped all that, but nope. He'd rather talk to his apprentice whom he never mentioned to Luke.

It's like how Korra spoke directly to Raava in Avatar, while no other Avatar even knew the name of the Avatar spirit. But there's no explanation why she had that experience while Aang, Kyoshi, and Roku did not.

 

[Male Idiot]

Ashoka season 2 could get the clone girl all grown up. They could have a romantic wolf ride on a ghost wolf. Ashoka, clone girl, Sabine and Bo all on a big rainbow coloured wolf, talking about their feelings.

Acolyte is adding they/them Sith. It is only right that Luke died a broken man, he oppressed the valid and trans-friendly Sith and creamy Sheev, who was friend to all women and boys from Tatooine.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Tarkin did nothing wrong. That is what you learn after finding out how Alderaan works in SWTOR. It's a land of spoiled nobles with a bug infestation underneath that they're not willing to either permanently contain or eradicate.

For all you know, Tarkin saved the galaxy from a war with the Kiliks. Organa was obviously gearing up for war with the Empire; imagine if the Kiliks got a hold of the Alliance ships on the planet. Hyperspace-capable ships, by the way. Bug invasions for the galaxy. Nipped in the bud by your friendly neighborhood Grand Moff.

Yeah, I fucking hate Alderaan. It's my least favorite planet in SWTOR and the fucking kiliks should ironically be exterminated because they're horrible.