Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 88 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 117 36.1%

  • Total voters
    324
I don't want to talk about Nick's kids, but I do want to make two stupid jokes about it.
  1. Nick's oldest son is skinny. Nick must be jealous.
  2. Unfortunately, it looks like that kid got Nick's nose too.
I'm being judgemental with no basis here but they look like they will grow up into adults that have the exact same personality as nick.
 
plus divorce court takes time, time during which she would still be dealing with being a single mother of 5 living below the poverty line.
I don't see the grandparents saying oh, well, fuck the grandkids, let them move to a slum. They might be okay with ending up that way though.
 
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to all the zoomer kiwifarmers (I doubt most people here could pass PronHub verification) American Beauty was a universally lauded film with 8 I shit you not 8 Academy Awards when it wasn't a black culture festival: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Original Screenplay, Best Original Score, Best Cinematography, Best Film Editing
I think it's overrated and was over-awarded. The one award I think it actually deserved was cinematography for Conrad Hall's (second-to-last) film, and even then, I think Road to Perdition was a better Sam Mendes/Hall collaboration with even better and more striking visuals.
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What did you just put in your pocket?
What's in your pocket?
What was it that was in your pocket though?
This is the look of a dumb fuck highschooler telling himself "nobody can tell I'm tweaking."
 
I think it's overrated and was over-awarded. The one award I think it actually deserved was cinematography for Conrad Hall's (second-to-last) film, and even then, I think Road to Perdition was a better Sam Mendes/Hall collaboration with even better and more striking visuals.
Fun fact: Mendes agrees with you.

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I can't really fault Mendes' direction though. The dude is a legit good director. 1917 was phenomenal.

I think American Beauty fails largely due to Alan Ball's writing. That guy is a weirdo.
 
During a recent stream from 1:49:48 to 2:00:30, Nick delved into the upcoming confirmation of his sons and discussed their personalities in some detail.

Sounds like Nick has a well-established double standard where he doesn't have to be as good as his kids. He will just let them fix society while he drinks himself to death at swinger resorts with their mom.

Nicki is always slouching in his chair and he looks like an old frail man. It's especially jarring when he tricks a guest to be on his show and their cam has normal framing and he's just tiny and sad.

And Nick doesn't see the problem.

This seems to be tangentially related to Nick presenting himself as authentic/real/raw and not like those other "fake" Internet personalities. Unfortunately for Nick, "not caring what other people think" and looking "rough around the edges" doesn't make his lies go away. It just makes him look more pathetic, especially with how far gone he is now.

If any of you out there are OG MST3K fans, you might remember the movies they riffed where the male lead was an alcoholic slob like Joe Don Baker in Mitchell. Beer cans all over, unwashed, out of shape, offensive but intended to be a likeable(?) alcoholic who plays by his own rules and somehow there exist people who think this is cool, sexually appealing to women, or otherwise leading man material.

The reality, of course, is far less flattering and invites a mixture of pity, disgust, and mockery.



Nick shares the same misguided notions of "cool" that the makers of films like Mitchell did. Consequently, Nick looking greasy, haggard, degenerate, and drunk makes riffing easy because the material practically writes itself.

An example with some MST3K flair:



True to form, lolcows don't think they are losers, are convinced they are healthy, and can't see why people make fun of them.
 
Not too many people can relate with "joking" about you wanting to corrupt kids. Just you and your new gang of awful friends.
Average Sektur types sure can.

Hit me with all the gay stickers but Nick really needs an intervention.
The only intervention he needs is a Glenlivet Generation 1940 from Gordon & MacPhail.

Nick was just over 18 when he saw the movie about a dad wanting to bang his highschool daugher's cheerleader friend. It was a seminal moment inducting him into the Order
Because the hormones fuelled little shit teenager brain of an 18-year-old defines the intuition of adults. Any dumbfuck kid who watched this steaming pile of loathsome edgy bullshit only wanted to see people naked.
 
I think Nick's parents would make sure the kids have what they need if she pulled the trigger on leaving him. I don't think she has the fortitude to do what's best for her children though.
She can't pull the lid out of a can of spaghetti-o's and you expect her to pull the trigger on a divorce?

Insert optimistic rainbow in 8k here.
 
If any of you out there are OG MST3K fans, you might remember the movies they riffed where the male lead was an alcoholic slob like Joe Don Baker in Mitchell. Beer cans all over, unwashed, out of shape, offensive but intended to be a likeable(?) alcoholic who plays by his own rules and somehow there exist people who think this is cool, sexually appealing to women, or otherwise leading man material.

If any of you out there are Rifftrax fans, you might remember Lowtax appearing at a few of their shows. Like Rekieta, he ran a successful internet business into the ground, was a shitty husband and father, fat as fuck and had weird relationships with troons and porn.

Both of their stories will end the same way.
 
If any of you out there are Rifftrax fans, you might remember Lowtax appearing at a few of their shows. Like Rekieta, he ran a successful internet business into the ground, was a shitty husband and father, fat as fuck and had weird relationships with troons and porn.

Both of their stories will end the same way.
Hopefully we will get a Rackets photo like this, before he blows his brains out.
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Has anyone seen the chat he's "reading" here? I'd like to know what he's responding to.


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This is incomprehensible. It is just brain rot. How does he look at this showing and live with himself.

I am sad to even say this outloud. Is it possible the worst day of his life was.

Someone church related and maybe family related was caught molesting? It would explain his fixation and hatred for church and family? Just a thought after Elissa's clip of daughter at door.

It was something more petty and gay than that. Based on his whinging about how hard it is to be a streamer, as documented in this thread, Nick has no real problems. It is something absolutely retarded, more like than not.

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Wow, Vito's "comedy" has been rubbing off on this guy hasn't it.

He's so stupid and lowest-common-denominator that he thinks the more shock value a joke has, the funnier it is. Never mind that a joke should be clever or relatable, but just make it as shocking as possible, and you win. Absolute worst kind of comedian. Not too many people can relate with "joking" about you wanting to corrupt kids. Just you and your new gang of awful friends.

Also Nick's problem is that he's the most retarded lolbertarian on the planet. I don't think of the police as friends, but it would be pretty funny if one day he got the wrong cop, the cop was sick of his shit, and the cop just beat the living crap out of him with his nightstick of wrath.

Not like anything would come from it. Nick would sue for police brutality, and not show up.

This disgusting, and I hope this is just a sequential series of chats where he is responding to something else.

PPP going to be eating good on this.

Personally I’m taken aback by the use of guitars and such. Nick should try a more traditional church instead of this new age hippie shit. But I get why Nick hates his church and where his skewed view of Christianity comes from.

He has said the only thing he likes in the church is the music (when they are not going on too long) because he is silently correcting the preacher in his head during the sermon and has to de-program his children from the nonsense they are taught.

I can't really fault Mendes' direction though. The dude is a legit good director. 1917 was phenomenal.

It was mediocre. I think the visuals were stunning, but there was not enough character development or framing for a snapshot film about the 2 main characters, and the not enough of a larger scope story arc for an epic. Unless the intended effect was to leave the audience depressed with little understanding or attachment to the men who died--it fell into the chasm between 2 film styles for me. I liked Dunkirk a lot more
 
I'd say the bottle between the butt cheeks is more than enough.
Every time I scroll down my folder, see that picture, I try and quickly get away from it.

I don't even know why I have it. Anything from him that I think he *might* at some point regret, and try to get scrubbed, I download, but something tells me he's still proud of that picture to this day. :story:

Anything where he publicly lusts after another woman/MAN, or disrespects his wife, those are like shiny Pokemon to my collection.
 
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Anything where he publicly lusts after another woman/MAN, or disrespects his wife, those are like shiny Pokemon to my collection.
I'm sure I said this before, but at the time I thought ManDan was someone Balldo knew in person from college or something because of how he acted towards him. I couldn't even begin to imagine a grown man would behave like that towards some random online person he's never met in person and knew extensively, I still can't really wrap my head around how incredibly retarded it was.

Even if you assume catfishes don't exist, how do you become so parasocial to someone in your chat?
 
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