Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[A Cardboard Box]

my headcanon is that his wife has probably tried to get through to him and get him to stop drinking, but it failed

That's retarded. There is literally no evidence to suggest this, and significant evidence to suggest the opposite, that she's a willing participant and enabler.

*hard drugs

He's been having suspicious "breaks" for months, once coming back with a nosebleed and generally with outlandish excuses.

I genuinely do not believe he's doing hard illicit drugs. I think it's much more likely that he's crushing and snorting his Adderall. In that same vein, I want to address some speculation I've seen: he's not snorting modafinil. Modafinil, first of all, comes in big fucking tablets, which would be a bitch to snort. Secondly, and more importantly, modafinil is actually less effective if snorted than taken orally.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick has seemingly resorted to inserting the phrase "News Trending News" into his description to try to get the algorithm to show his streams to people. I don't think ranting about the same 25 year old movie every stream is news, much less trending news, but I admire the effort.

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Fuck the haters, I think Nick's gonna find some renewed success targeting patients who've just come out of a 1-month coma and need to catch up on the news.

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"Ya still want it?"

DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE

 

[Vect]

He'd better be careful, he might accidently eat enough solid material to become sober.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Somewhere in the New Jersey swamps, an engorged EVS is shouting, "Yo faggot, quit stealing my bit!" As Nick rudely eats this pie like an animal.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I think it's much more likely that he's crushing and snorting his Adderall.

If he perked up immediately (within a few minutes), it’s not adderall. Not an instant up like cocaine, even snorted.

 

[dustnight]

And this is all just from last nights stream...

 

[Neetorino]

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The balldo is eating a bite of pie for every $10 donated.

Does this feel like a bit that DSP would try to anyone else? Maybe Nick's trying to do some gay meta humor about how DSP's one to talk? I'm trying to give this cracker an out that he doesn't deserve. This stream will super skew the numbers for May too... depending on if he gets people to paypiggy up. Also goddamn it looks so absolutely photoshopped in this screengrab but it's real.

Did he say where he got the pie from? Goldbelly?

Edit: People who are watching, be sure to count the number of bathroom trips this faggot takes once he starts eating the pie. I'm curious if the anorexia whips around into bulimia once enough calories are eaten.

 

[Golden Boy]

Storebought apple pie when you have a stay at home wife. Biggest of Ls

 

[Captain Manning]

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Not bad, for an amateur. But next time, try to hold the pie a bit more to one side and do shifty eyes while you shove it in your piehole, like so:
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Practice makes perfect, Nick. You can do this!

I see Nick's insidious plan here.

He's trying to appeal to the feeder demographic so that Null will finally put on the Balldo.

Don't fall for it Null! Resist! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

I kid... maybe... Nick might actually be ridiculous enough to believe that would work.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

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And this is all just from last nights stream...

Don't do drugs kids...

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Not bad, for an amateur. But next time, try to hold the pie a bit more to one side and do shifty eyes while you shove it in your piehole, like so:
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Practice makes perfect, Nick. You can do this!

She's already a step ahead of him, mogging his style.



Long road Nick... Long road...

 

[AltisticRight]

Storebought apple pie when you have a stay at home wife. Biggest of Ls

They buy hard boiled eggs from the store.
Hard. Boiled. Eggs.
Packed. In. A Ziploc bag.

 

[ZipDisk]

Spoiler: Apple Pie and Cheap Whiskey

One of my worst alcoholic moments happened when I was 20. We were drinking plastic jug whiskey, I think it was ten high, and we decided we wanted apple pie. So we stumble walked to the grocery store and got a claim jumper apple pie.

Remarkably enough, we didn't fuck up and the pie came out pretty good, but then I started choking and puked black vomit. I thought I was dying. My friends soundly mocked me and refused to take me to the hospital.

Next day I wasn't dead, but I haven't touched plastic bottle whiskey since.

I hope Nick gets to have the same experience.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The last time megan went on his show, she doubled his audience from 1k to 2k. Today he had to ramp up from 800 to 1k even though she's back on.

This means that the audience she brought with her last time took one look at the stream and noped the fuck out and didn't want to come back

 

[AltisticRight]

Two bingo card updates.


I designed Ceiling Cats card 4 to be near impossible to complete. I think I might be proven wrong, like the fun-hating Incel prude on Karen Farms I am.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The last time megan went on his show, she doubled his audience from 1k to 2k. Today he had to ramp up from 800 to 1k even though she's back on.

This means that the audience she brought with her last time took one look at the stream and noped the fuck out and didn't want to come back

I'm honestly surprised she has even that big of an audience. She solidly creeps me out. That weird uncanny valley grin coupled with the boomer takes on everything.

 

[Battery Low]

I don't know why, seeing as the Lich Queen is such an extreme example, but I get a similar body horror feeling when I look at his face as when I see Ashley Issacs'. Maybe it's because it feels so sudden and I was familiar with his old visage.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Someone post that photo where Balldo has Our Wife's feet fully swallowed. This doesn't even hold a candle against the bottomless depravity of Balldo.

Wait, there are Kayla feet pic(s) out there? Quick, get Fapcop on the line, he'll want to know about this.

Storebought apple pie when you have a stay at home wife. Biggest of Ls

You wanna try waking her up?

He's trying to appeal to the feeder demographic so that Null will finally put on the Balldo.

Nick trying to "Amberlynn" his way into Josh's heart. I've never seen a more emotionally battered ex girlfriend. Trying literally anything you can just to get them to return your text message from months ago, or even get their attention.

I don't know why, seeing as the Lich Queen is such an extreme example, but I get a similar body horror feeling when I look at his face as when I see Ashley Issacs'. Maybe it's because it feels so sudden and I was familiar with his old visage.

I survived a whole 5 minutes in Chantal's thread before wanting to leave.

There's only so much bigfat I can take.

If that's not who that is in the picture I apologize. Looks like it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Does this feel like a bit that DSP would try to anyone else? Maybe Nick's trying to do some gay meta humor about how DSP's one to talk? I'm trying to give this cracker an out that he doesn't deserve. This stream will super skew the numbers for May too... depending on if he gets people to paypiggy up. Also goddamn it looks so absolutely photoshopped in this screengrab but it's real.

It's pretty much a variation of DSP's vest gimmick imo. Nick and his adjacents were all doing the "drink shots for superchats" gimmick acting like it's not the same shit as DSP's grifting. Some of them may not be aware of who DSP is but iirc legal vices said he was a kf reader on DSP long before he became a youtuber. This is the guy who showed his dogs on stream and then started holding the "dog camera" hostage until he gets a certain amount of superchat totals until he got called out. There was at one point where they were all begging for certain whales to get on their stream to pay them 50bux to drink shots. Vices would start streaming and see his whale be on his friend's smaller stream being a whale and hop on this friend's stream chat to beg the whale to come to his stream and pay for his shots instead. I don't care of what the friend thinks eventually (initially annoyed), it's all fucking gross.

I don't know where I went with all that other than "lmao i'm grifting guys!!1!!" as a joke was never funny, especially when you actually do the sleazy thing everyone leers at.

 

[mrfresh]

Rekietas facial expressions remind me of tommy tooter.