Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[macrodegenerate]

That's a really bizarre church, or is this kind of "service" common in America?

Most churches in the US have live streaming capabilities now a days. To the point where Eucharist is often delivered directly to the broadcast room by a volunteer.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@AltisticRight

Do we not have wrecks his Mustang on the Bingo sheet? It’s gonna be Summer soon and Rekieta’s gonna go touring with Steel Toe in his midlife crisis mobile.

 

[miss ethanol]

I'd argue Kurt actually considers Nick a friend. He's retarded in that way, but I don't fault him for it.

You are right, I just added names of anyone still close to Nick. On the other hand, do you think Nick considers Kurt a friend or is he someone he uses to practice his shitty standup and be his pet retard? I think it is the latter.

 

[macrodegenerate]

(I swear the music you hear live in a church service is always leagues better than the streamed or recorded service),

It's usually a combination of a misconfigured or missing mixer combined with not outputing an aux line into an audio interface on a PC streaming to the broadcast room. Unless you are recording each instrument with a wireless mic or direct connection to a mixer, echo is going to interfere with the quality. It can dampened via EQ on the mics if they are separate, but with an organ or piano you'll always be fucked anyway because they are percussion or brass. Not sure if that new RTX Audio from Nvidia would work though.

 

[AltisticRight]

@AltisticRight

Do we not have wrecks his Mustang on the Bingo sheet? It’s gonna be Summer soon and Rekieta’s gonna go touring with Steel Toe in his midlife crisis mobile.

Yeah, we also have one for another DUI charge and unpaid fines.

I think he actually will be able to get all 4 cards finished by maybe early October. 1/4 is already done and the remaining three are well on its way. It had a lot of entries that can be balldoed off via weening too, I will advise against that because it ruins the spirit of the game (and the site).

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

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The balldo is eating a bite of pie for every $10 donated.

There's a greater chance than not that whiskey was used to make this apple pie in some way. Probably the reason why he's willing to do it for $10 per slice.

 

[Space Pope]

He eats some butter too. (no butter dish)

Why are we not moving this fatass to Deathfats?

Jesus Christ, what a fat fuck. Being a pedophile, animal killer and a lardass now, is he aiming to get on Lolcow Live?

Speaking of Jesus Christ, if he's going to go to a fake church that is more akin to a concert, might as well go to the fancy protestant ones with the high production values. The church he chose is like the worst of all worlds.

Real Christians know that you can't improve upon the classic hymns. But real Christians also believe that Jesus was more than just some dude so I don't even know what he's getting out of this fake Christian stuff.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's pretty much a variation of DSP's vest gimmick imo. Nick and his adjacents were all doing the "drink shots for superchats" gimmick acting like it's not the same shit as DSP's grifting. Some of them may not be aware of who DSP is but iirc legal vices said he was a kf reader on DSP long before he became a youtuber. This is the guy who showed his dogs on stream and then started holding the "dog camera" hostage until he gets a certain amount of superchat totals until he got called out. There was at one point where they were all begging for certain whales to get on their stream to pay them 50bux to drink shots.

To be honest the eating pie thing reminded me of how Ralph would pull out the breathalyzer, I think he did that for donos too.

It's the same idea of monetizing the narrative of "Ralph is secretly drinking", "Nick is way too thin".... It sounds like Nick is at the point where he is basically baiting detractors to send him money.

I find it funny that he said he had all these great ideas to save his show and what he comes up with is apparently 0/14 Locals streams in May (nearly 1/3 over) and "I will eat pie in exchange for money". Why did Rumble let this guy slip????

 

[elb]

Nick considers Kurt a friend or is he someone he uses to practice his shitty standup and be his pet retard? I think it is the latter.

I think Nick considers Kurt loyal. Kurt is a friend to Nick but Nick is not a friend to Kurt

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I find it funny that he said he had all these great ideas to save his show and what he comes up with is apparently 0/14 Locals streams in May (nearly 1/3 over) and "I will eat pie in exchange for money". Why did Rumble let this guy slip????

Hey Rekieta how about you get back to doing court streams that made you a ton of money

“Sorry best I can do is eat pie and butter for every $10 you give me between drunken rants of American Beauty at midnight… and that’s only if I feel like streaming”



Truly going to easily capture his second lolcow of the year award. But he better stay focused because Da Sektur is slowly coming back to life. We’ll see if Ralph sucking Fuentes dick will have any impact.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I think Nick considers Kurt loyal. Kurt is a friend to Nick but Nick is not a friend to Kurt

Kurt is autistic and desperately lonely. He will cling to any scrap of friendship he can and likely drives people away far more frequently than he opts to leave himself. It's the exact same fear of loneliness that drives people into poor romantic relationships, except in this case Kurt seems to have vastly higher standards than he is worthy of in that department. I almost feel bad for him, but he's so easy to dislike.

 

[Not Who You Think]

the Rachel Maddow defense - no reasonable person would treat what Rackiehtah says on stream as factual because it's only an entertainment product

 

[Space Pope]

I think Nick considers Kurt loyal. Kurt is a friend to Nick but Nick is not a friend to Kurt

Nick needs to be very careful here. Kurt is the sad type that doesn't generally have self-esteem so is loathe to give up anyone who he consider his friend. However, like a true autistic tard, since he bottles it up, when it comes out, it comes out in hilarious fashion. One day Nick will pick at Kurt a little too much and Kurt's response will make his behavior vs Megan Fox seem measured and reasonable.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Hey Rekieta how about you get back to doing court streams that made you a ton of money

But his schedule is so CRAZY! Things have come up in life. I don't think many people can understand how busy a streamer can be when they are homeschooling 5 children in a rural town. That is a lot of driving. He WANTS to do trial streams, and he WANTS to not have to cancel streams, but he has to take care of his schedule first. Back when he forst started streaming, the 11 PM slot worked well, but not so much now anymore. He might change it. He is REALLY close to getting his schedule worked out, but at the latest when tbe SUMMER hits and all thr kids activities end THEN he will have time. He doesn't want to do a forced show becuase he won't enjoy it and neither will the audience.

-- Nick's excuses for the last 18 months...

 

[Captain Manning]

He also went by a cop going 86 in a 55 but wasn’t stopped - bingo bros, you’re getting so close
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Yeah, no kidding.

For those that don't get it, the real problem here isn't the speeding. The problem here is that being pulled over for speeding would be pretextual to "Sir, I smell alcohol on you. How much have you had to drink this morning?"

That's gonna likely fuck him. DUI is on the bingo cards for good reason. I have serious reservations that he can get as shit-faced as we see on his show, go to bed, wake up only four hours later to drive the kids someplace, and not be legally under the influence. I would imagine when he's on the show, he's probably way over 0.08% BAC.

I think aaron's rant about how the farms always seems to get it right is a indirect way to say that yeah basically most of the theories about swinging and what nick is up to that we post about in this thread are 100 percent factual.

I'd have to go back and check, but I think Aaron said the Farms is right about Nick about HALF the time. I remember thinking at the time he's probably seriously downplaying how right the thread actually is.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I figured it out. Nick is pissed at his church because his kids keep needing to be driven to church activities!

The Scandinavian Prudes aren't just killing his buzz, they're killing his show because they keep inviting his children to religious functions and even though Nick spends HOURS AND HOURS explaining to his kids why the church is wrong they KEEP. GOING. BACK.

It all makes sense now.

 

[not william stenchever]

they KEEP. GOING. BACK.

I bet they have food there.

 

[Kopasea]

Speaking of Jesus Christ, if he's going to go to a fake church that is more akin to a concert, might as well go to the fancy protestant ones with the high production values. The church he chose is like the worst of all worlds.

Real Christians know that you can't improve upon the classic hymns. But real Christians also believe that Jesus was more than just some dude so I don't even know what he's getting out of this fake Christian stuff.

I'm currently going to once of those high production value churches. I've had numerous discussions with leadership that we should be singing more hymns, and the few times we do the entire congregation belts it out.

It's one of the major problems with a lot of modern protestant churches. Instead of maintaining the beauty of the liturgy/music of Catholic and Orthodox, they threw the baby out with the bath water 500 years ago.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Kurt is autistic and desperately lonely. He will cling to any scrap of friendship he can and likely drives people away far more frequently than he opts to leave himself. It's the exact same fear of loneliness that drives people into poor romantic relationships, except in this case Kurt seems to have vastly higher standards than he is worthy of in that department. I almost feel bad for him, but he's so easy to dislike.

He's just like me frfr.

 

[Formica Sample]

He has said the only thing he likes in the church is the music (when they are not going on too long) because he is silently correcting the preacher in his head during the sermon and has to de-program his children from the nonsense they are taught.

If this were anyone other than Nick, I'd say he's probably got a point. Evangelicals aren't known for being the most theologically solid Christians. Lots of emotion and feel-good services. However, I doubt a more traditional service like @AncientPhosphur suggested would do much for him either. Nick hates rigidity and feeling like he's being told what to do. Tradition comes with rules, and we all know how ODD Nicky feels about rules. He might enjoy having an excuse not to eat during Lent, but he'd never be able to give up alcohol. He'd absolutely hate Holy Days of Obligation intruding on his totally busy schedule. And a traditional community definitely wouldn't appreciate the open degeneracy.

For one, the traditional Latin Mass is longer. Solemn/High Masses are close to 90 minutes, and you usually need to travel quite a distance for one. Not sure about the length of a Divine Liturgy, if you prefer the Orthodox route, but I doubt it's quick. But secondly, and more importantly, God Himself could send St. Peter and St. Paul to spell out exactly how wrong Nick is about his faith, and Nick still wouldn't listen. He gets basic facts about the Bible wrong and still feels qualified to discuss scripture. God has shown him grace, and Nick has repeatedly rejected it.

Nick, at his core, is a luciferian. It all comes down to a love of the self above all else, even his own children.