Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tiny Chinaman]

Without seeing the surrounding context, I guess the most optimistic possibility would be that Sean was making an ill-advised attempt at parodying Nick's bottle licks?

In any case, watching the latest @elbvideo, the way he monetized him eating reminded me of DSP's tip goals. It's almost as if after getting roasted by Phil, Nick just thought to himself "You know, I'm really not above his level, am I?" and just decided to full-on whore himself out finally.

Cretin level

 

[Sharpeteer]

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Look at this alcoholic piece of shit.

And look at all his absolute worst kind of friends that say to "leave him alone" all while doing nothing themselves to stop him. With friends like that, who needs accident prone drunk driving strangers?

Everybody in his circle deserves each other.

 

[Captain Manning]

The mystique about CGoody is really fascinating.

No, it's not. He's just a dipshit. Nobody cares. Mystique? Lol.

ETA: We laughed at him over the MANdy shit for like a minute when it happened. The interplay between Nick and MANdy was for more interesting though.

Without seeing the surrounding context, I guess the most optimistic possibility would be that Sean was making an ill-advised attempt at parodying Nick's bottle licks?

That was my take as well. He's taking the piss outta Nick. It's mildly amusing. Joke being Sean doesn't have a bottle so he has to lick his coffee cup

 

[Chazzed Up]

His stomach is probably fucked from the years of pounding it with hard liquor. I'd believe that he doesn't "feel hungry" and he's losing sensitivity to his fluctuations in blood sugar, so he lacks the physiological drive to eat.

So he doesn't just look like the undead, his physiology is also morphing to become vampiric as well. Some post-apocalyptic civilization is going to unearth a coffin in Minnesota in a few thousand years and be in for a very weird and funny surprise.

 

[Potatoherder]

Did he say he wasn't going to stream or is this a no-show?

 

[Pepper Jack]

I'm currently going to once of those high production value churches. I've had numerous discussions with leadership that we should be singing more hymns, and the few times we do the entire congregation belts it out.

It's one of the major problems with a lot of modern protestant churches. Instead of maintaining the beauty of the liturgy/music of Catholic and Orthodox, they threw the baby out with the bath water 500 years ago.

Worship is one of the worst parts of many evangelical churches. They play what I call "me music" where the subject of the song is self and what God is doing for you. Completely backwards approach to worship.

Reformed churches are much better with correctly centered worship.

 

[ADHD]

I don't understand how it is possible to be as thin as he is, claims to want to put on weight, and have basically two small meals that far apart. How can you forget to eat dinner when your last meal was early in the morning, and you 'were running around all day busy doing things.' I could maybe understand if you were just laying around doing nothing that you wouldn't be hungry, but it is just absurd.

If he actually wants to gain weight but doesn't feel up to eating, he could drink his calories via Slim Fast shakes or Ensure or something. Some of those might even be decent if you add alcohol to them.

 

[TherapyMan]

[Incomprehensible horseshit]

We know for an absolute fact that a trust fund exists as to Nick's mother, Celeste because of Nick's grandfather's will. Nick's grandfather established a trust fund for all his natural children well before he passed away. @Balldo's Gate provided an excellent write up on it.

In addition, Nick's prior lifestyle makes no sense without a substantial infusion of familial wealth. No consistent employment, four years of undergraduate, three years of law school, purchased a large house, no employment for his wife, supports five children, no real book of business as an attorney. Any ordinary person in Nick's position would be absolutely drowning in debt well before Nick took the plunge into online content.

People have known about this for over five years at this point, yet there's still this weird reluctance to accept the obvious reality. I don't get it.

 

[daffodils]

Did he say he wasn't going to stream or is this a no-show?

I checked and he didn't say there would/wouldn't be a show, just "we'll see what happens". No announcement on Locals.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I'm five days and 30 pages behind on the thread, but no.

Nobody cares about your gay /pol/ takes, kill yourself.

 

[Sharpeteer]

who were 100% brainwashed by Bill Gates

That's where I stopped reading, and gave you your sticker.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I'm five days and 30 pages behind on the thread, but no.

I gave up on this after about the third sentence.

I believe you have wandered out of the conspiracy theory thread and are lost.

 

[Chongqing]

People have known about this for over five years at this point, yet there's still this weird reluctance to accept the obvious reality. I don't get it.

It's because white people in America simply don't do that. I could believe it I had heard of it happening once, ever.

Maybe his parents have helped him financially, but the idea they specifically got a financial product that is a slur in their community, something that no one else would have, is hard to believe.

I would be more inclined to believe that he was previously deeply in debt, owns a home and lives in a rural area where the cost of living is low.

I'm willing to accept that I'm wrong but I just can't find this to be believable.

Edit to add: ok, sorry.

For what it's worth, I searched the thread and didn't see any documentation or admission in the first few pages (there are eight total). The best guess as of February 2024 is that he has support that's not technically a trust fund so he can deny it lawyerly.

 

[Harm]

Can we please shut up and go back to calling Nick a faggot? No one cares about the hot takes on whether all parents from 25-35 years ago want to give their inheritance to their children or donate it to libraries or whatever gay shit this is.

 

[Chongqing]

Can we please shut up and go back to calling Nick a faggot? No one cares about the hot takes on whether all parents from 25-35 years ago want to give their inheritance to their children or donate it to libraries or whatever gay shit this is.

Yes, but that's specifically not what a "trust fund" is.

Now that I've made my autistic point about the definition of an almost never-used financial product, Nick is a faggot; probably abusing Vyvanse like other streamers do.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Yes, but that's specifically not what a "trust fund" is.

Now that I've made my autistic point about the definition of an almost never-used financial product, Nick is a faggot; probably abusing Vyvanse like other streamers do.

The midle age speed ball

 

[Captain Manning]

So you guys know of American white people between the age of 30 and 45 years old who have a trust fund?

Yes. In fact the Farms discussed one at some length a while back named Preston Poulter. Has an ongoing lawsuit against EVS. Also a narcissistic faggot like Nick.

You argument is largely nonsensical. Sorry.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Now that I've made my autistic point about the definition of an almost never-used financial product

Motte and bailey bullshit. "oh boo hoo I was just being pedantic about the definition of the form his financial boon from his family likely took", and then you vomited 60 paragraphs of bullshit on top of it.

Again, kys.

 

[Chongqing]

Yes. In fact the Farms discussed one at some length a while back named Preston Poulter. Has an ongoing lawsuit against EVS. Also a narcissistic faggot like Nick.

You argument is largely nonsensical. Sorry.

Well, ok. I apologize.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I told CGoody in the chat that the farms exposed & own him and that Rekieta is on a dangerous spiral in his alcoholism.

He said "whatever makes you retards at the farms happy and sleep at night, I've been at the same job for decades" and basically went on a rant about how Nick is fine and gaining followers, pulling 1000 on youtube on a random Tuesday night, many more thousands on Rumble and essentially can do no wrong. Does anyone have the backstory on how CGoody has his head so far up Rekieta's ass that Nick can pretty much do nothing wrong? I don't think he even gets paid for his mod duties, and he's the only one with admin powers on Rumble and Lolcows.

I remember him once saying that Nick helped him through a dark time or something. Just seems really strange a dude from Philly simps so hard over a dude in Minnesota that he almost considered dropping his gov't job and working in Nick's basement full time (offered position during Covid).

The mystique about CGoody is really fascinating. It's sort of like the 40 and 50-somethings that continuously donate to CAMELOT331 (COOMELOT) every stream so that he hits "Naked Snake" and takes his shirt off and jiggles his tits for them. That guy runs a weird ass channel, every 5 minutes it's begging for "red bois" to put on his car for NASCAR and it's the SAME handful of donors on a 100 viewer stream talking about his fat tinder hookups from 2012 after his ex wife left.

Stop being a faggot glass tapper. Keep your hands and feet inside the fucking car at all times you idiot.
We don't interact with people, orbiters or otherwise, off the site for a god damned reason. Also saying the farms owned him is fucking cringe, no matter if it's true or not. It just makes you sound like a highschooler.