Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Are you anti-plane for not wanting to fly Boeing?
Except covid vaccines aren't like Boeing. Again, I know you get your medical advice from Alex Jones, but they're not the same. Now, stop dodging the question like it's a non-bible based education and answer it. You claim to know more about professionals than their subject of expertise all because you watch Tucker Carlson

Why do you claim you know more about medicine than medical professionals?
 
Except covid vaccines aren't like Boeing. Again, I know you get your medical advice from Alex Jones, but they're not the same. Now, stop dodging the question like it's a non-bible based education and answer it. You claim to know more about professionals than their subject of expertise all because you watch Tucker Carlson

Why do you claim you know more about medicine than medical professionals?
Ok doctor. Thanks for the diagnosis.
 
You're the one that made analogies to planes. Have you given up that point now?
I can't help it that you're too stupid to understand my analogy. Given the fact you've admitted that you have an intellectual disability along with crippling autism, that shouldn't surprise me.

Let me break it down for you, although I suspect that no one could possibly dumb it down enough for someone as slow as you to understand, but I will give it a shot. You claim that you know more about medicine than medical professionals because a few times in the past they were wrong and made mistakes. Now, sometimes pilots make mistakes. So I am wondering if you demand that pilots let your uneducated ass fly the plane instead of them because you think you know more about subjects than people who study it for a living.

Be nice guys, he's suffering from vax brain, how else can you explain somebody justifying all of that stupid bullshit three years after everybody else realized it was kind of stupid to shut down society and ruin lives in the pursuit of Big Pharmaceutical profits?
Aww, I see that your simpleton brain is still inflamed from covid and is still seething mad that I listen to medical professionals over Tucker Carlson and that I don't agree with you that Alex Jones is the healthiest and fittest man on earth.

I know, I know you hate learning because Fox News told you that education is bad, but when you hate education as much as you do you shouldn't claim to know more about subjects than people who study it for a living
 
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We just went through this. Please try again sir.
I see you still are too dumb to understand. I am sorry that I wasted my time. I should've expected that an intellectually disabled simpleton wouldn't be able to understand a simple analogy.

It's okay, I know that you can't help the fact that you are slow. You can't help it that your brain is diseased to the point where you unquestionably believe whatever medical information you read on conspiracy blogs and think that Alex Jones is the most honest man on Earth (even after admitting that he lies to his viewers in court) and is the healthiest man on the planet
 
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I see you still are too dumb to understand. I am sorry that I wasted my time. I should've expected that an intellectually disabled simpleton wouldn't be able to understand a simple analogy.

It's okay, I know that you can't help the fact that you are slow. You can't help it that your brain is diseased to the point where you unquestionably believe whatever medical information you read on conspiracy blogs and think that Alex Jones is the most honest man on Earth (even after admitting that he lies to his viewers in court) and is the healthiest man on the planet
Sir, we already established that nobody wants to fly the plane. We simply don't want to fly ON the plane. Does that make me anti-plane?
 
Sir, we already established that nobody wants to fly the plane. We simply don't want to fly ON the plane. Does that make me anti-plane?
No one wants to fly in planes? Did Alex Jones tell you that? You should tell the airline industry that info because I am sure they'll be confused.

Just when I think you can't possibly be more retarded, you push the bar even lower. It's okay, I know you can't help it. If only you didn't suffer from an intellectual disability maybe we'd be able to communicate better
 
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Do you not understand the analogy?
I know you're trying to wiggle out of the analogy by changing it to only Boeing airplanes, but there's other plane manufacturers out there, too. Like Airbus. So when you fly on an Airbus plane, do you run into the cockpit and demand the pilot let you fly it since you know more about flying than he does?

Maybe even with your intellectual disability you understood how retarded you are being by claiming to know more about medicine than medical professionals so you changed my analogy and hoping I wouldn't notice. Unfortunately for you, I don't have an intellectual disability or autism like you do. Then again, I suspect it's more likely due to the fact you're legitimately really, really slow in the mind.
 
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Sir, that's not the analogy. I'm not demanding to fly the plane, I simply don't want to fly on the plane. Am I anti-plane now?
So you never want to fly on a plane, ever? You never want to travel anywhere?

I know you /pol/ rapefugees have a reputation for being terminally online and never leaving your mom's basement but I didn't know it was literal.
 
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Do you not understand analogies?
Yes, I do. I think you do not though. Which isn't surprising given the fact you're intellectually disabled.

Now, stop dodging the question like it's an education. Let's imagine Alex Jones is giving a talk about how the vaccine is super duper deadly and kills everyone who takes it. You want to hear more, but it'd be a 16 hour drive. You decide to fly in a plane, which happens to be an Airbus. Do you demand that the pilot of the plane let you fly it?
 
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Sir, we already established this. I don't want to fly on the plane, sorry.
In this scenario, you're not a terminally online simpleton who gets welfare for his intellectual disability. Pretend you have an actual job and can afford to listen to the man who you claim is the healthiest man in the world
 
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Why are you so insistent I fly on the plane? Do you have stocks in them or something?
Why are you so afraid of hypothetically flying on a plane?

I think I get it now. Similar to the turbomanlet in this thread, you're just a terrified little guy. You're terrified of not only a needle and minorities, but also planes. Man, I miss the days when bible thumping elderly men at least pretended to be brave

Now, let's apply the same previous situation except also pretend you're not a perpetually scared little guy
 
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