Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

It seems you are not listening to the advice and following through with the lobotomy, Mr Hogan. Why do you think you know more than doctors?
Look, I know you are such a simpleton that you can't answer my simple hypothetical question and are dodging it like it's a formal education, but that's no excuse to claim you're a doctor because you watch Tucker Carlson
 
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would you demand the doctor let you set your own leg in a compound fracture?
The doctor can do it, can you tell me how long this has been a known procedure? What controversy exists around the topic, and what potential side effects exist? Then go ahead and answer those questions about your covid vaccines that were given exemptions from regularly required medical testing, while you are at it.

I'm also not interested in injecting myself with the vaccine, it is not the doctor's abilities that concern me, but the profit driven corporation that has has no need or incentive to test their product or inform me about the dangers.
 
The doctor can do it, can you tell me how long this has been a known procedure? What controversy exists around the topic, and what potential side effects exist? Then go ahead and answer those questions about your covid vaccines that were given exemptions from regularly required medical testing, while you are at it.

I'm also not interested in injecting myself with the vaccine, it is not the doctor's abilities that concern me, but the profit driven corporation that has has no need or incentive to test their product or inform me about the dangers.
You say that but you're also against covid vaccines that are not mRNA. You are just against vaccines because your right-wing media told you VACCINES BAD and you unquestionably believe whatever they say.

Covid vaccines have regularly required medical testing. You really need to stop believing whatever right-wing media tells you. You do know that Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones both admitted, under oath, that they knowingly lie to their viewers, right?

Mr Hogan, multiple doctors have given you the advice now. Do you accept or not?
I really hope your case worker convinces you to file a lawsuit against Tucker Carlson.

He shouldn't take advantage of a simpleton such as yourself. I mean, you're such a retard that not even couldn't you answer my simple question, you couldn't even understand it. At least @Mankirk could answer it

The vaccine manufacturers themselves admit issues.
No they don't. They list side effects but everything can have side effects. They are required by law to mention any side effects, no matter how rare. It's hilarious how you admit to having an intellectual disability and being against all forms of education, yet you claim to be able to understand vaccine safety studies :story:

Major side effects from the vaccine are far less likely than having a bad effect from covid while being unvaccinated. I know this is going to be hard for your simple brain to process though
 
I really hope your case worker convinces you to file a lawsuit against Tucker Carlson.

He shouldn't take advantage of a simpleton such as yourself. I mean, you're such a retard that not even couldn't you answer my simple question, you couldn't even understand it. At least @Mankirk could answer it
Mr Hogan, please skip the preliminaries and answer the question. Your health is of upmost importance.
 
Mr Hogan, please skip the preliminaries and answer the question. Your health is of upmost importance.
I see you're still admitting that I destroyed your claims, but you need to stop pretending to be a doctor. It's especially embarrassing given that you told us all that you have an intellectual disability
 
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And then those results became peer-reviewed by retards with a degree from terminally online university. This is why the majority of people with proper credentials think the anti-vaxxers are full of shit.
These are same retards who claim that watching Tucker Carlson (who is vaccinated by the way) makes them know more about medicine than medical professionals. @#lurker is even claiming he's a doctor because he watches it

The lobotomy needs an answer, Mr Hogan.
What is your case number? I need to talk to your case worker about this so she can file a lawsuit on your behalf
 
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And then those results became peer-reviewed by retards with a degree from terminally online university. This is why the majority of people with proper credentials think the anti-vaxxers are full of shit.
You're saying that Astrazeneca is wrong about their vaccine causing blood clots?
 
say that but you're also against covid vaccines that are not mRNA.
Yes I am, because those vaccines were also able to skip the long-held standards of medical testing, and have been shown in the resources you glossed over to have complications 10-20x higher than expected.


Covid vaccines have regularly required medical testing.

The Science Behind Vaccine Research and Testing​

How Vaccines Are Made And Tested​

The creation of a vaccine involves scientists and medical experts from around the world, and it usually requires 10 to 15 years of research before the vaccine is made available to the general public. The first step of this extensive process involves several years of laboratory research, in which scientists and researchers identify an antigen that can prevent a disease.
Tell me, Mr. Hogan, did the pharmaceutical companies conduct 10-15 years of research on the COVID vaccines? Or were they made while being held to looser standards and pushed onto people with various forms of propaganda and unlawful coercion?
 
You're saying that Astrazeneca is wrong about their vaccine causing blood clots?

There's also pretty much a negligible chance routine medical anything can cause a blood clot.

Oh if only modern research and development was able to improve upon this already negligible chance of getting a blood clot.
 
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Yes I am, because those vaccines were also able to skip the long-held standards of medical testing, and have been shown in the resources you glossed over to have complications 10-20x higher than expected.
Not true at all. You're confusing the mRNA ones with the other ones again. And you expect us to believe that you're an expert on vaccines? :story:

Tell me, Mr. Hogan, did the pharmaceutical companies conduct 10-15 years of research on the COVID vaccines? Or were they made while being held to looser standards and pushed onto people with various forms of propaganda and unlawful coercion?
They don't need to conduct 10-15 years of research. Why do you think this is needed?

Mr Hogan, time is of essence. Please get back to me with an answer soon. Signed; your favorite doctor.
Look, you can stop admitting I am right now. I am embarrassed for you for claiming to be a doctor because you watch Tucker Carlson.

There's also pretty much a negligible chance routine medical anything can cause a blood clot.

Oh if only modern research and development was able to improve upon this already negligible chance of getting a blood clot.
Sitting on the internet spazzing out about how much they hate minorities can cause blood clots but they don't stop doing that
 
Astrazeneca themselves admit that their vaccine can cause fatal blood clots. Do you deny that?
Getting covid while unvaccinated has a much higher risk of a fatal blood clot than getting the covid vaccine. I know Tucker didn't tell you this during your "medical school" training though
 
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