Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

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3+ pages of speech/countersperg in a few hours. I enjoy this thread.

733 pages for a question that could have be resolved with a poll.

 

[JustSomeDong]

733 pages for a question that could have be resolved with a poll.

But then I wouldn't get the enjoyment, now, would I?

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I was waiting for that Novavax one to come out, and then it got memoryholed or some shit. Until I get an update, hell no.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Be nice guys, he's suffering from vax brain, how else can you explain somebody justifying all of that stupid bullshit three years after everybody else realized it was kind of stupid to shut down society and ruin lives in the pursuit of Big Pharmaceutical profits?

He's just mad that they're now saying "everyone who took it's gonna die" which IS a factual statement, as everyone dies someday anyway.

Hello everyone, I hope your day is great and sunny and that you're all having an absolute blast!

As a quadvaxxed and hexboosted vaxcoomer I am panicking reading this thread because I feel a worm sized blood clot in my brain that wasn't there before because I believe everything that schizos on the internet say.

Spoiler

In all seriousness, I'm enjoying this radioactive dumpster fire and hoping that it continues until this site gets shut down in the name of "speech control."

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Plenty of medications on the market have a side effect of causing a potentially fatal blood clot.

In in the case of the AstraZeneca vaccine, the chance is about one in 50,000.

I love being forced to play Russian roulette!

-vax niggers as they prepare to get on their knees for big pharm

 

[The Tall Man]

Tucker Carlson

Imagine having some pretend rightoid CIAglowinthedarknigger live in your head rent free.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Plenty of medications on the market have a side effect of causing a potentially fatal blood clot.

In in the case of the AstraZeneca vaccine, the chance is about one in 50,000.

Phew it's lucky you took the gamble haha. Otherwise who knows what could have happened.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Nah, don't need it and don't trust it even if I did.
Besides, already had COVID and honestly the worst part was not being able to taste anything.
Took all the joy from eating.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I love being forced to play Russian roulette!

-vax niggers as they prepare to get on their knees for big pharm

Everything in life is a managed numbers game of risk.

For example, that sweet old lady working at the local Walmart played a risky numbers game during COVID and ended up having to listen to the political manifesto of everyone she offered hand sanitizer to.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Everything in life is a managed numbers game of risk.

For example, that sweet old lady working at the local Walmart played a risky numbers game during COVID and ended up having to listen to the political manifesto of everyone she offered hand sanitizer to.

Oh no.....That's like nothing compared to seizure, life long injuries and death.

But as long as it saves one person......assuming it's not a vax injury because fuck them if it is. Doesn't count then

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Oh no.....That's like nothing compared to seizure, life long injuries and death.

But as long as it saves one person......assuming it's not a vax injury because fuck them if it is. Doesn't count then

If you've ever listened to any self-identified libertarian voice their opinion, you would understand why that poor old lady suffers.

 

[Mankirk]

If you've ever listened to any self-identified libertarian voice their opinion, you would understand why that poor old lady suffers.

Governmental overreach?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Governmental overreach?

Most people don't consider extraordinary measures during a pandemic to be government overreach.

However, even if some political sperg was genetically capable of voicing such a short manifesto, the old lady working at Walmart still doesn't care and probably thanks you're special needs.

 

[Mankirk]

Most people don't consider extraordinary measures during a pandemic to be government overreach.

You weren't talking about most people (or sheeple, as I like to call them), you were talking about self-identified libertarians.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

You weren't talking about most people (or sheeple, as I like to call them), you were talking about self-identified libertarians.

Wow that's amazing. The unironic use of the word sheeple I mean.

 

[AnOminous]

If you've ever listened to any self-identified libertarian voice their opinion, you would understand why that poor old lady suffers.

Poor people don't deserve healthcare but it's totally unfair I can't have sex with children without going to Thailand!

 

[AgendaPoster]

Most people don't consider extraordinary measures during a pandemic to be government overreach.

Considering the questionable severity of most coof variants and the speed and efficiency of Omicron "vaccination" through mass spreading, I would say many measures were exaggerated and have damaged the ability of said governments to respond to an actually dangerous pandemic, which WILL happen

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Poor people don't deserve healthcare but it's totally unfair I can't have sex with children without going to Thailand!

No, I'm saying that old ladies hired as Walmart greeters don't deserve to hear the manifestos of terminally online retards who totally have a better grasp on the situation than people with greater than a second grade understanding of mathematics.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

No, I'm saying that old ladies hired as Walmart greeters don't deserve to hear the manifestos of terminally online retards who totally have a better grasp on the situation than people with greater than a second grade understanding of mathematics.

Holy fuck shut up you stupid nigger.

No one deserved to die alone in nursing home. No one deserved to lose their job. No one deserved a experimental mystery syrup injection with unknown side effects. No one deserved to have their business destroyed. No one deserved to be locked down as nigger flyod gets a full protesting backed by the government.

Of course you bootkicking faggots don't care there because that would look bad on you for pushing this shit.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Holy fuck shut up you stupid nigger.

No one deserved to die alone in nursing home. No one deserved to lose their job. No one deserved a experimental mystery syrup injection with unknown side effects. No one deserved to have their business destroyed. No one deserved to be locked down as nigger flyod gets a full protesting backed by the government.

Of course you bootkicking faggots don't care there because that would look bad on you for pushing this shit.

There I'll always be lessons learned in the handling of any pandemic, even with the smartest people on the planet working on the issue.

In this case, the lesson learned was that severe hospital overcrowding can be avoided by simply instructing any anti vaxxer entering the emergency room lobby to go wait in the garbage dumpster behind the hospital.

Please continue with more schizophrenic ramblings on the link between vaccines and George Floyd.