Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Well, if that's the case, then he should get over that fear because that ship's sailed quite awhile ago.

It reminds me of Pat Tomlinson's "Don't Let the Idiots Win" and just like Pat, he's the very idiot he's not allowing to win.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I know I said I would stop giving good advice in this thread, but if Nick wants to actually rebuild his channel, he has to get back to that small-channel mindset. He needs to cater his topics to the audience amd do his homework to put on a good show.

It's too late for him I would argue.
He has dug himself into the Lolcow Oubliette. The money he would make from starting over would be lower and harder earned than from getting payed from letting alogs bully him. That's when someone can't escape lolcowdom, when they have made it so the easiest money source is from being a lolcow rather than from being a semi functional human. Also to specify money is just the general thing the lolcow wants. Nicky wants attention he clearly is a narcissist and being a trust fund kid shows he doesn't even know enough about money to know he wants money.

Heis afraid to fail. His ego tells him he needs to pull BIG numbers and guests. It is insulting to him to think he only deserves an audience of 200 or so. This is why he puts off streaming and other projects: it is easier to pretend he is a big time streamer than it is to admit his crown is tarnished.

I don't think it's fear. Or atleast fear isn't the major drive. I am reminded of Jordie, Wings Of Redemption or Onlyusemeblade both of whom many a times could have been normal or somewhat normal streamers but the Alog paycheck was easy. And it isn't just laziness but comfort and complacency. It's easy and comforting to just do what you did yesterday especially when the alternative carries unknown risk.
Also add the element of addiction. He would need to put the bottle down long enough to think of something new, then think of how to do something new and then try and do that something new. The shakes kicking much faster than his remaining neurons. Also this is pure suspicion. But considering how fucked up the man is if he ever has a come to Jesus moment he needs to spend like a month or two fixing up his damaged household before figuring out how to be a streamer again.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Nick and his wife need to snort the coke on stream instead of in private.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm pretty sure even when he was still popular it was obvious he'd had family assistance, and that "I don't have a trust fund," emphasis added, was a nicknicality.

During Weebwars it was known he came from money, and that he was in line to inherent it. I don't think anybody cared much at the time though because:

1) He said all the right things.
2) Despite coming from money, he seemed to put in a solid effort and had an entertaining show.

Again, I'm not the type of person that believes coming from familial wealth makes one a bad person or something. Same with being dirt poor. It's one's actions dictate that.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I forget who it was, but one lawyer (maybe Kurt) complemented Nick about being knowledgeable about trust law and estate planning as well as AIDS and poppers.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

[Edited to remove: just checked the current Kandiyohi County records and the 12565 NE address is in fact owned by Nick and Kayla in their own names. I misremembered that apparently.]

To be clear, that's their first home, which they retained ownership of when the second one was purchased. The second home which was purchased years later is owned by an entity called the Robert Lord Property Trust or something similar.

 

[Harm]

I can not understand why Nick hasn't just thrown an etched whisky glass or hell, a shot glass with stickers on them to shut everyone up about it.

A couple key reasons why: He has already told some people what it will be, so if he now switches it out with something lame or mediocre then those people could have ammunition on him. Also, he wants to do it in the laziest way possible where others do 100% of everything for him. You think this dunce can really coordinate sending 5,000 custom gifts to 5,000 separate individuals on his own? He can't even feed 5 children real meals.

During Weebwars it was known he came from money, and that he was in line to inherent it. I don't think anybody cared much at the time though because:

1) He said all the right things.
2) Despite coming from money, he seemed to put in a solid effort and had an entertaining show.

Again, I'm not the type of person that believes coming from familial wealth makes one a bad person or something. Same with being dirt poor. It's one's actions dictate that.

There's plenty people who came from money who aren't suffering from dark triad personality flaws, and plenty people who came from poverty who are much worse than Nick. I think it's easier for people with money to see being poor being linked to personality flaws, and for poor people to see being wealthy being linked to personality flaws.

Regardless, those who were on the anti-Rekieta train 4-5 years back are probably feeling vindicated now (I know I am!). It really blew my mind that he took out the maximum possible PPP loans and then was superchatting $50-$100 a pop to make faggy jokes on people's streams at the same time. People even jumped down my throat when I'd raise that criticism back then (not here, but other communities). Imagine if he did that now with the way people look at him. He wastes $300k on "art" but the government needs to lend him money to pay himself for his law firm??? You can get away with so much when you're lawdaddy.

 

[Pelican Bones]

To be clear, that's their first home, which they retained ownership of when the second one was purchased. The second home which was purchased years later is owned by an entity called the Robert Lord Property Trust or something similar.

Yeah, I thought it was weird when Nick was saying he had family staying there and he couldn't sell it because wider family would get upset with him if he did. When it came out later that he's living in a trust owned house it made sense why the wider family group would get mad about Nick kicking out the other family members.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Regardless, those who were on the anti-Rekieta train 4-5 years back are probably feeling vindicated now (I know I am!). It really blew my mind that he took out the maximum possible PPP loans and then was superchatting $50-$100 a pop to make faggy jokes on people's streams at the same time. People even jumped down my throat when I'd raise that criticism back then (not here, but other communities). Imagine if he did that now with the way people look at him. He wastes $300k on "art" but the government needs to lend him money to pay himself for his law firm??? You can get away with so much when you're lawdaddy.

I think Rekieta was the last person I actually looked at as some sort of "edaddy", as embarrassing as it is.

Definitely learned my lesson though.

 

[LiminalHeaven]

I think Nick drinks because that crazy bitch wife of his makes his life absolute hell 24/7. To the point her lazy fat ass cant even be bothered to microwave food for her own kids or not punch him in the face when he goes in for a kiss (supposedly, I think the bitch just hits him).

I know ol' Recucka isn't all that religious but here are some Bible versus for him. It's better to live in the desert next to a cactus or on your roof huddled in the corner for warmth than a BPD woman.

Proverbs 21:9
Proverbs 21:19

He was too busy reading Ayn Rand and trying to create Uber children but ended up with the massage therapist's bastard children.

 

[keke]

What’s the tldr on the 5K gift? I never kept up with his locals shit

 

[iScream into the void]

What’s the tldr on the 5K gift? I never kept up with his locals shit

Rekieta has a higher chance of going cold turkey tomorrow than that 5k grift of happening.

 

[TherapyMan]

Again, I'm not the type of person that believes coming from familial wealth makes one a bad person or something. Same with being dirt poor. It's one's actions dictate that.

I don't think anyone's issue comes from the fact that Nick has a trust fund on its own. I personally know many lawyers who come from significant financial means and they practice law just about as good as anyone else. What agitates me and why people find the whole "trust fund" significant is that Nick did the classic rich kid grift of acting as if he's self-made when he really had every financial advantage on earth to keep him afloat. Constant bullshitting about how he came from the hard streets of Houston and lived in the ghetto.

Nobody would listen to Nick if he actually disclosed that Rekieta Law (a small law firm in Minnesota) actually was the hobby horse of a barely practicing attorney whose main income came from his parents and runs a YouTube channel to escape doing any actual legal work. Nick's initial appeal came from his credibility as a actual law practitioner, which he deliberately misled his audience into believing he had more authority and experience than he did in reality.

Nick is and always has been a fraud posing as Lawyer John Everyman to grow an audience.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What’s the tldr on the 5K gift? I never kept up with his locals shit

For the First 5K members (roughly) as a membership promotion around the time Nick started his Nose Dive he promised a thank you gift for signing up for his Locals. A sort of collectors item.

And then he never delivered because he's a fat, drunk, retard who gorges on pie and butter for superberries.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

For the First 5K members (roughly) as a membership promotion around the time Nick started his Nose Dive he promised a thank you gift for signing up for his Locals. A sort of collectors item.

And then he never delivered because he's a fat, drunk, retard who gorges on pie and butter for superberries.

First 5K get to fuck his wife

 

[Sharpeteer]

For the First 5K members (roughly) as a membership promotion around the time Nick started his Nose Dive he promised a thank you gift for signing up for his Locals. A sort of collectors item.

And then he never delivered because he's a fat, drunk, retard who gorges on pie and butter for superberries.

First 5K get to fuck his wife

Whatever "collector's item" he would come up with would be absolute garbage, and not even be worth that of leftover ThinkGeek inventory.

Now THESE are real collector's items. He should just send them download links, and call it good.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I don't think anyone's issue comes from the fact that Nick has a trust fund on its own. I personally know many lawyers who come from significant financial means and they practice law just about as good as anyone else. What agitates me and why people find the whole "trust fund" significant is that Nick did the classic rich kid grift of acting as if he's self-made when he really had every financial advantage on earth to keep him afloat. Constant bullshitting about how he came from the hard streets of Houston and lived in the ghetto.

Nobody would listen to Nick if he actually disclosed that Rekieta Law (a small law firm in Minnesota) actually was the hobby horse of a barely practicing attorney whose main income came from his parents and runs a YouTube channel to escape doing any actual legal work. Nick's initial appeal came from his credibility as a actual law practitioner, which he deliberately misled his audience into believing he had more authority and experience than he did in reality.

Nick is and always has been a fraud posing as Lawyer John Everyman to grow an audience.

I can kind of understand why he did lie and frame it differently from what he should have. Part of it is that people are so hostile online to the idea of affluence and coming from a privileged background. It doesn't make those people right, but for someone weaker minded like Nick I can understand how it bullied him into hiding his background. He is just a weak minded person following modern society's framework for this topic.

The other half of it is that unlike others who grew up in a wealthy background, Nick didn't parlay his affluent upbringing into something more successful or even on par with what came before it. Critics of Donald Trump mock him for the whole "small loan of a million dollars" comment that he made, but the point of what he was saying is that he used the wealth that come before him and built upon it in various ways.

Nick on the other hand we can debate about what his firm and legal career was like before turning to streaming. But I think it is safe to say that he didn't quite accomplish what your normal, run of the mill moderately successful attorney does. That plays a role in how people view him and his online career: he wasn't a professional turning to streaming as a new venue where people were clamoring for his type of content. He was more like other content creators in that he was a societal afterthought who was looking for a platform to be something more than he was in life.

For that reason alone he wanted to lie about his background. Because he arguably was the worst version of a rich kid: someone who just mooched off of mommy and daddy without anything of his own to show for it. He didn't want to be known as the fuck up who couldn't build upon his parents success, so it is easier as a coping mechanism for him to pretend that he made it on his own without help from anyone else. Because in that case, he can at least blame his lack of broader success on not having the proper resources from the start of his race.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

He eats some butter too. (no butter dish)

Alright. Who's gonna Photoshop penises into these screen caps? I know one of you fuckers will do it if it isn't already done.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Whatever "collector's item" he would come up with would be absolute garbage, and not even be worth that of leftover ThinkGeek inventory.

Now THESE are real collector's items. He should just send them download links, and call it good.

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WOW That guy LOVES his wife

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

It's too late for him I would argue.

I think once you start making comments about your own kids getting diddled its pretty much over there's no recovering. The thing is he actually crossed this line months ago when he was joking about Vito diddling his children. Almost makes me believe in the concept of Total Depravity.