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Mr. Manchester said:
He was picking up rocks the other day wasn't he?
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It's speculated that Praetor or someone is uploading from a pre-recorded schedule.

How do we know this didn't take place a few years ago or something? Like early 2021 or something?

I'm calling it, Chris is dead.

Or just very sick or very depressed.

Probably very depressed, if I'm actually being serious.

It's very unusual for him not to be online and as Hasbro has changed their logo on their website, it's strange that he's not commented on it.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
It's speculated that Praetor or someone is uploading from a pre-recorded schedule.

How do we know this didn't take place a few years ago or something? Like early 2021 or something?

I'm calling it, Chris is dead.

Or just very sick or very depressed.

Probably very depressed, if I'm actually being serious.

It's very unusual for him not to be online and as Hasbro has changed their logo on their website, it's strange that he's not commented on it.
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You could be right about that. Depressed means a lazy Chris-Chan though and dude really just wants to sit and play video games. Right now he's kind of set. House he can live in without his parents bugging him about shit, can play video games all day, SSI check that the little weasel can get a couple hundred bucks a month for a room he doesn't use.

That's my guess at least. Been so long I haven't thought about it though. You'd think someone would know if he kicked the bucket though.
 
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The_Luck_Boy said:
Naw, some ween threw acid in his face in a Walmart parking lot and now he's permanently blind, the timing is just God torturing him while he lays in a hospital bed unable to every look at his phone again... Now he can't watch the new episodes, play Vidya, watch porn, drive, draw (Though being blind might improve it), do anything by himself so Caden will get tired of that shit REAL quick and throw his ass out.... huh. Chris suddenly going blind would actually probably be what makes him finally kill himself.
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dude calm down
 
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The_Luck_Boy said:
Naw, some ween threw acid in his face in a Walmart parking lot and now he's permanently blind, the timing is just God torturing him while he lays in a hospital bed unable to every look at his phone again... Now he can't watch the new episodes, play Vidya, watch porn, drive, draw (Though being blind might improve it), do anything by himself so Caden will get tired of that shit REAL quick and throw his ass out.... huh. Chris suddenly going blind would actually probably be what makes him finally kill himself.
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Are you confessing to something?
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
He was picking up rocks the other day wasn't he?

I don't care what those Praetor fags had in mind, Chris is sitting in that dude's room being a lump. The most important thing to know about Chris is that every attempt to get Chris to do something, for weal or woe, inevitably backfires. That Caden guy is probably just grasping at a bit of his SSI and regretting it every day, as he should. I hope he gets an earful about the god damn ponies again.
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I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison. After getting an earful about the ponies. And then Chris shits himself and does nothing while his property rots or he burns it down with a Keurig.
 
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The_Luck_Boy said:
Naw, some ween threw acid in his face in a Walmart parking lot and now he's permanently blind, the timing is just God torturing him while he lays in a hospital bed unable to every look at his phone again... Now he can't watch the new episodes, play Vidya, watch porn, drive, draw (Though being blind might improve it), do anything by himself so Caden will get tired of that shit REAL quick and throw his ass out.... huh. Chris suddenly going blind would actually probably be what makes him finally kill himself.
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Baba Vanga saga when?
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
For all we know Chris is stoned out of his mind rn.

You know what, I'm locking in my vote.

Chris is spending his days getting high as a kite and we may not see for real very long while.
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But where would Chris buy weed from? More importantly, how would he find someone like that? This is Chris we're talking about after all.

Even still, after some habitual use, Chris would still be able to function, and it might even make him more chatty.

Now blackout drunk, that could be a possibility since he has turned to alcohol in the past, and drank heavily from time to time. It could be that since his various convention bans, that Chris turned to the bottle.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Caden's going to break probation to drive from Missouri to bumfuck Virginia, to give Chris a oz?
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What, he's just going to leave Chris completely unsupervised? I wouldn't be surprised if he'd throw Chris some weed just to calm down his sperging. Like he couldn't manage that. It's just giving him the weed in the first place that would be the serious probation violation. And yeah, I do believe that utter fucktard would break probation for something really dumb.
 
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