Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

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WelperHelper99 said:
I'm doing it. Operation: Bullshit is a go. Wish Mr keks.

Edit: Look at this "Beauty" i got a 85% match with boys
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So shes some sort of demon, good start
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She drinks, she's a nurse, and is 5'1. Hmm...
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Comforting.
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"i'm 24 years old and i'm afraid if i'm not married by the time i'm 27 i'll be alone forever. Born to be a housewife forced to be a wagecuckquean. Looking for future husbando or female friends. I live in third world shithole so be willing to import. Recently banned so sorry if i missed our chat."

Ah, so she's a Venezuelan beaner looking for a green card. She likes mustache man though, very pepe, very kek, i guess i should ignore all warning signs and send her a message.
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Only you can save her from Maduro's tyranny.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
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"i'm 24 years old and i'm afraid if i'm not married by the time i'm 27 i'll be alone forever. Born to be a housewife forced to be a wagecuckquean. Looking for future husbando or female friends. I live in third world shithole so be willing to import. Recently banned so sorry if i missed our chat."

Ah, so she's a Venezuelan beaner looking for a green card. She likes mustache man though, very pepe, very kek, i guess i should ignore all warning signs and send her a message.
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Green card bitches are gonna have some easy targets, assuming they can tolerate them long enough,
 
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stupid frog said:
Green card bitches are gonna have some easy targets, assuming they can tolerate them long enough,
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I fear for our autistic young men. If the cartel doesn't show up and shoot them, they'll want to shoot themselves once the bitch they imported takes their credit card for a spin. Though, that was the bed they made.
 
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Agares said:
Literally every season has some American guy being used by a girl from a developing country.
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That was one thing I noticed. Fuck ton of mystery meat. We got south American, Japanese, Polish for... some reason (it's a demographic I kept finding. I even found a random Australian that said she was in New York but needed someone for her green card, so logically she's here illegally(?)
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
That was one thing I noticed. Fuck ton of mystery meat. We got south American, Japanese, Polish for... some reason (it's a demographic I kept finding. I even found a random Australian that said she was in New York but needed someone for her green card, so logically she's here illegally(?)
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Why these people would want to emigrate to America to take advantage of some NEET goonclown is a mystery.
 
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gagabobo1997 said:
A question for the Kiwis who've signed up so far: is it worth it? Is there any universe where you can actually sign up and find a cool girl or is it pure retardation and faggotry?
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So far it's seems pretty fucking barren, so far I've had precisely 2 conversations, one was helping a girl (you could tell by the memes) with her fucking chemistry homework, the other was literally finding the source for a meme in their bio. I'm listed as friend, because I have 0 interest in dating someone on the other side of the planet, but fucks sake, I had more fun shitposting as Genghis Khan on Bumble because both of us knew we were there to fuck around.
Autistic Mushroom said:
Literally nobody has replied to me yet. There's maybe a total of 10 women in my feed who seem like I'd like them and don't state on their profile that they're only here for friends, and it seems none of them are interested in me enough to even say hi back. Maybe if you lower your standards or you're some kind of gigachad you'll have better luck. It seems like a bust for me, but I really only went in to satisfy my curiosity and didn't expect anything out of it anyways. The main demographic who I expect to significantly "benefit" from this app is tranny chasers.
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I was hoping for at least something on par with the Men Hate Thread in terms of sincerity. Unfortunately it looks like the only sincere women on there are genuinely like, unironically, tragically brain damaged looking for a normal life and the rest are obviously pretending to be 18 (in either direction), or 0 effort profiles that give 0 lead in which, like what do you expect to get other than "show bob" in the inbox?
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
How poor of an idea is a 4chan based dating show?
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It would legitimately be terrific, watching two awkward motherfuckers via hidden camera would be some of the greatest cringe kino ever recorded. Frankly that's a little of what I was hoping for from this.
 
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CoolFool said:
I've played around on this for about an hour and I can confidently say the choices of men on here suck, not that I expected anything different. Ignoring all the troll accounts, you have high levels of autism (actual autism, not the quirky cute label kind), weebs, and flat out degenerates. I like anime and even like playing some video games (I prefer to watch other people play tbh) but these people make their ENTIRE personality about anime or video games. Oh yeah, lots of NEETs on here too. Almost every guy on here wants a goth grf or a dommy mommy.

Even the more "normal" guys tend to be very fat and unkempt. Seriously guys, is it really that hard to brush your hair and wear a non-wrinkled shirt for your photo?
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Surely the Kiwifarms mixer wouldn't be at all like this. Everyone would be attractive, fit, well-dressed, eloquent, and have many interesting non-lolcow topics to discuss and stories to tell. Surely...
 
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