Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
I remember it, but the Deion Sanders incident doesn't result in.....THIS
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It’s just one of many incidents orchestrated by the weens that helped facilitate him becoming even more deranged. They didn’t “cause” him to become the creature he is now, they just helped push him into becoming it.

I’m glad they’re finally facing consequences.
 
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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
@Londo what's wrong with KWT?
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Kiwitapes is a grifter much like every other youtuber covering lolcow content. Kiwitapes' content is also really boring to watch and the only reason I speculate why people watch him is because people like him and Smokey haven't had their channels deleted several times over for neghole pozzing.
 
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AnOminous said:
We don't know how hard they'll actually go after him. They've just staked out their negotiating position.
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They can't let people go around saying they are gonna bomb the white house, and murder random people just trying to do business without a nasty homeless dude beating himself bloody in there store or restaurant. It's not like we can throw his ass in a mental asylum nowadays, prison is as close as it gets. I doubt he'll get 60 years it's not like he is capable of half the shit he says.
 
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Pitckus said:
It’s just one of many incidents orchestrated by the weens that helped facilitate him becoming even more deranged. They didn’t “cause” him to become the creature he is now, they just helped push him into becoming it.

I’m glad they’re finally facing consequences.
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while I agree with your statement, you still didn't answer my question but I suppose we will learn in due time when one of these fuckers does a tell all for his 15 min of fame.
 
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LOGOS & Lolz said:
I made a song for Daniel. It's a parody of Wonderwall called VanderWaal. I made it with A.I. so the tune doesn't sound exactly like Wonderwall since it won't make cover versions of existing tunes. (Unless they're in the public domain apparently.) So I had to tell it to make a tune similar to Wonderwall and this is the best I could manage after many attempts.

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Here are the lyrics:

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw the cuffs on you
And by now you should've somehow realized what they gonna do
I can't believe the FBI cares the way they do about a lolcow

And backbeat, the word is on the street that you're never ever getting out
I'm sure you've heard it all before and you're going to press X to doubt
I can't believe that anybody cares the way they do about a lolcow

And all the trolls who fucked with you are hiding
And all the kiwis on the farm are chiding
There are many things that Clark would like to say to you, but he can't talk now

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one with Gracie
And after all
You love VanderWaal

Today was gonna be the day but now they're gonna release you
And by now they should've somehow realized what they cannot do
I can't believe the FBI cares the way they do about a lolcow

And all the trolls who fucked with you are hiding
And all the kiwis on the farm are chiding
There are many things that Clark would like to say to you, but he can't talk now

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one with Gracie
And after all
You love VanderWaal

I said maybe (I said maybe)
You're gonna be the one with Gracie
And after all
You love VanderWaaal

I said maybe (I said maybe)
You're gonna be the one with Gracie (with Gracie)
You're gonna be the one with Gracie (with Gracie)
You're gonna be the one with Gracie (with Gracie)
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AnOminous said:
He'd have to overruled his lawyer to just plead not guilty, and it would take an absolute moron to do that, because the routine response at an arraignment is you just automatically plead not guilty no matter what without a deal. Why do always post this dumb response to a completely routine not guilty plea?

99% of arraignments: do you understand the charges? How do you plead? Not guilty. Over.
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The real question and controversy with Larson is the "do you understand the charges?" Portion of the exchange.
 
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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
while I agree with your statement, you still didn't answer my question but I suppose we will learn in due time when one of these fuckers does a tell all for his 15 min of fame.
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My guess is that the feds are going to start focusing more on cybercrimes like the ones daniel committed. Especially since the 2024 election is coming up.

Depending on who wins youre going to have a lot of angry people saying a lot of mean and angry things on the internet for a few months into 2025. And if Biden wins theyre going to want to be able to shutdown any movement that might form online. Theyre going to do that for "security reasons" that they "have been focusing cyber crimes since before the election" i.e. Daniel Larson.

Daniel Larson is a nice, safe, and easy, case. Baring some legal miracle everyone involved is fucked, theyre going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. So then later when they throw conservatives in jail for saying mean things about Joe Biden on Xitter, everyone flashes back to Daniel and mentally projects that image onto the poor boomer the FBI is persecuting.
 
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New items on his docket I didn't see in this thread I lurk so here they are

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May 10, 2024
ORDER SETTING TRIAL AND TRIAL PREPARATION CONFERENCE as to Daniel Larson. Pretrial Motions due by 6/10/2024. Responses due by 6/24/2024. If no motions are filed by Defendant, the Court will deem Defendant to have waived any such motions. If counsel believe an evidentiary hearing on motions is necessary, they shall confer and email Chambers at Rodriguez_Chambers@cod.uscourts.gov no later than 6/26/2024 to set such a hearing. Trial Preparation Conference/Change of Plea Hearing set for 7/10/2024 at 4:00 PM in Courtroom A 901 before Judge Regina M. Rodriguez. Five-Day Jury Trial set to commence 7/15/2024 at 9:00 AM in Courtroom A 901 before Judge Regina M. Rodriguez. Jury Selection scheduled for the morning of trial. SO ORDERED by Judge Regina M. Rodriguez on 5/10/2024. Text Only Entry (rmrja) (Entered: 05/10/2024)
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May 10, 2024
ORDER OF DETENTION as to Daniel Larson by Magistrate Judge N. Reid Neureiter on May 10, 2024. (rvill, ) (Entered: 05/10/2024)


Looks like a plea deal hearing is set for July 10th and if he doesn't take the deal then it's a 5 day jury trial on July 15th

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Page 3 of the order of detention will awnser the questions about why the feds busted daniel seems pretty straight forward he made a ton of threats on tiktok and youtube and that terrozies people who happen upon it. But the main thing is the resources wasted on a homeless skitso with a smart phone.

They also think if he keeps going over the edge with the help of tiktok zoomers pushing him off a cliff he might just blow some shit up.


Here's the docket for anyone who wants to follow along it's not always up to date but this case seems to be since people are grabbing the docs from pacer


On a personal note I'm not a daniel larson fan I'm a bob proctor fan that man has more patience than anyone on earth.
 

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soapy124 said:
his lawyer claimed that his detention is unlawful, and filed for daniels immediate release. (ps; if anyone could archive these files it would be great, since im not on pc right now)
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The unbridled confidence this lil tard has in requesting to be released again under RoR is wild. I wish I could bottle and sell that moxie.
E: the 'um, ackshually' replies are a bit much guys, take your autism pills
 
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Autismobili Lamborghini said:
No shit, but RoR? Lmao Dan can get fucked.
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The goal of Daniel's attorney is to have him out of detention as much as possible. I don't understand where you're coming from.
Molly Millions said:
Daniel's attorney has the right to protest Daniel's detention at every turn. He has the right to protest basically anything he wants without consequence.

Plus, if Daniel himself communicates that he wants this done then the attorney is obligated to do it.
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Yeah, and he's also obligated by law to do it because he's his lawyer.

When it's The United States (or any state) vs. Some Individual on the indictment, it's expected to be fair fight, even if the person is as guilty as sin and doesn't deserve any consideration.
 
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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
so mark me as late I apologize, but I'm really confused. what exactly did the weens do to get daniel this fucked? I mean countless retards scream that they're going to bomb x-building, but I thought the FBI only arrests you if you have a plan or are making strides to accomplish it. Did he weens convince him to start buying pipes or a gun or something?
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He’s a credible threat to himself and others.
He is willing to beat himself up at the drop of a hat.
Weens were able to convince him to make threats of violence.

Any judge worth a damn would realize he’s a danger. Just takes a ween to get him to grab a gun on a bad day. Schizophrenics are insane, literally.
 
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