DSP Reacts

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I sat through 2 hours of Phil Q&A last night while playing fallout 3 and it was terrible. His CONSTANT "Right?" "Correct?" "Okay?" drives me fucking insane. No clue how the restreamers listen to him for hours on end multiple days a week. I legitimately felt like I was losing brain cells listening to him.

Most of them stare into the abyss for too long and go mad

 

[Zaryiu2]

That's what riles Rekieta a-logs up? Sounds gay. You'll fit right in with the people who get really mad over DSP saying something racist.

Phil has defended Cuties. Tho to be fair to the piggy he did it because he's a needless contrarian. Or maybe he was defending Derich.

All i will say is Nick has managed to weird out Dick Masterson with his opinion of American Beauty and has gotten worse since then in multiple ways

 

[wilji1090]

Jesus... I've ignored the Philly Cheesesteak stuff for a while, but holy shit. When Philbert is the guy that sounds like the adult in the room, Rackets... buddy... you fucked up.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

I sat through 2 hours of Phil Q&A last night while playing fallout 3 and it was terrible. His CONSTANT "Right?" "Correct?" "Okay?" drives me fucking insane. No clue how the restreamers listen to him for hours on end multiple days a week. I legitimately felt like I was losing brain cells listening to him.

It’s one of his worst traits. It’s gotten worse over the years. It’s like he’s asking for validation or reassurance in an empty room. There are times when he will ask, wait for a response, answer, ask if someone agrees and then answer with a “right!”

 

[Iron Hamster]

Imagine being humiliated by DSP.

lmao. Impossibility.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

It’s one of his worst traits. It’s gotten worse over the years. It’s like he’s asking for validation or reassurance in an empty room. There are times when he will ask, wait for a response, answer, ask if someone agrees and then answer with a “right!”

Amanda Byrnes in chat agrees with me!

10 minutes later he asks a question and complains that everyone in chat isn't in agreement.

 

[Corpun]

I sat through 2 hours of Phil Q&A last night while playing fallout 3 and it was terrible. His CONSTANT "Right?" "Correct?" "Okay?" drives me fucking insane. No clue how the restreamers listen to him for hours on end multiple days a week. I legitimately felt like I was losing brain cells listening to him.

The only restreamers I can stand watching are ones that add commentary over him and laugh at his weird tantrums. The people that watch Raw DSP are a special kind of people.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

The only restreamers I can stand watching are ones that add commentary over him and laugh at his weird tantrums. The people that watch Raw DSP are a special kind of people.

I used to wonder how people could watch an entire prestream when they were 30-60 min long. But then again this is when he read the same rules of the chat every God damn day, followed it up with "shout outs" and said he couldn't start the stream because a new tip or cheer came in.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Ok, so when the subforum was closed and Null asked if Phil had done anything "funny" in the last year, I specifically cited the start of this terrible reaction channel as an example of just that, but I never thought dear leader would OP the reaction channel thread here when he restored it due to a crossover like this, so on one hand I'm kind of impressed with myself over that. But, Phil talks shit about others all the time. He claims he doesn't out of the other side of his stroke mouth, but that is a lie. Anyway, somewhat funny ween, still neghole pozzing of potentially not one but two, including the reining lolcow of the year for 2023, lolcows is not cool, but the lulzy ends justify the means in this narrow example due to the principals involved.

Didn't he wait 3 years to dunk on Pro Jared or when he had his issues?

He waited until the cross dressing cosplay was revealed, which hey, Jared posted shit about going down the goutvortex first, so I guess good job getting your receipt in, if that's what matters online to clout chase over I suppose, but it's two pathetic nerds in shitty marriages cringing at each other, so they both lose and have no reason to cringe in any other direction but the mirror they look in each day.

You feel bad for his family, but he keeps revealing himself to be a giant raging asshole.

Lawyers are generally uniformly all despised. If you had a prior good opinion of the lolcow lawyer, it says more about how you're probably too stupid to be allowed to live long enough to see the 'downfall' of the same person later all because they don't milk paypigs on youtube as efficiently as they used to. It's a test of the voter, more than the lolcow, if you thought voting for the lawyer was novel or surprising upon seeing them finally revealed to you as a piece of human crap stuck on Phil's level one as a person.

Those of you bowing down in worship of Phil for dogpiling on Rekieta must be the easily impressed kid in the room.

Jumping on the bandwagon of a universally popular position against a universally disliked figure that he feels personally crossed him at their low vulnerable point late to the party long after everybody else has gotten their shots in is not a new thing for him. Nor is it a particularly hard or clever thing to do.

Imagine being so desperate for a perceived "win" online between two people who both are terrible human beings, that you side with Phil Burnell. Yes, desperation like that does exist and is as ugly as you imagine, kind of like Phil's wife Khet.

Dude, all of this is projection,...He has beef with Rekieta cause Rekieta covered his bankruptcy 4 years ago, even though Rekieta even said DSP was likely to win the case at the time.

I wouldn't say being granted going bankrupt is ever a win, even when you fraud it over the finish line for a sweatyman.jpg collection, but, the reasoning is correct otherwise, yes, and the claims are true as to pigroach's hypocrisy.

The thread has great use, but, no one can bear watching the shitty reaction day streams, so I doubt there will be a big enough autist to use it weekly when appropriate, but that's on Phil being unwatchable 17 years into online tin cup rattling, not the subforum users.

 

[Corpun]

I used to wonder how people could watch an entire prestream when they were 30-60 min long. But then again this is when he read the same rules of the chat every God damn day, followed it up with "shout outs" and said he couldn't start the stream because a new tip or cheer came in.

Unironic DSP fans are dented enough for it and the rest of us in this vortex are mouth droolers by proximity.

 

[Kirtto]

DSP being a "misery brocker" and a hypocrite part 2. This time with Nick in prison

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP being a "misery brocker" and a hypocrite part 2. This time with Nick in prison

I love how the only thing (besides gloating) that Phail got out of this is that Nick couldn't afford a lawyer because he's poor which is why he chose to represent himself (lmao) and then went on some weird fantasy about people working at the court getting fired because they allowed trollz in the Zoom meeting. Reminds me of how the only two things he got out of the "Dear John" video were don't drink on stream and don't talk to people from Kiwifarms.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I love how the only thing (besides gloating) that Phail got out of this is that Nick couldn't afford a lawyer because he's poor which is why he chose to represent himself (lmao) and then went on some weird fantasy about people working at the court getting fired because they allowed trollz in the Zoom meeting. Reminds me of how the only two things he got out of the "Dear John" video were don't drink on stream and don't talk to people from Kiwifarms.

Also that Rekieta must be a good person and deserves sympathy because he has trolls. Drunk retards gotta stick together I guess. His reaction to the judge saying Rekieta's address out loud was funny too. Muh daahxxing dood!

 

[hector85]

well it was bound to happen eventually

Spoiler: porn