Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Slideshow Bill]

Or wants to be "not white" like ,,,

There are many Asians in Australia. He's skinwalking them for sure. You can't white guilt your way into looking like an anime girl, hon.

Guys, how do I be a prostitute? Does being a nonbinary pooner make it harder?
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r/ftm•PrinceAfterDark

How do you get a sugar daddy?​

So I’m a ftm, sorta kinda nonbinary leaning, sex-loving person. I am completely open to meeting people and having sex as long as they are willing to work with my schedule. But I’m also unemployed and about to go to college, I want a sugar daddy, don’t know why but I really do want one. How would a person go about getting one? Would it be harder since I’m ftm?

I looked into PrinceAfterDark's post history, and now I'm sharing highlights with you.

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Can't be a prostitute, can't even get raped. I've marked this next part NSFW, and it is. But you're going to click it anyway because you can't stop yourself. And when you do, you have no one but yourself to blame.

Spoiler: NSFW

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You made it to the end. Your reward is cutting scars.

There was also voluminous transsexual furry and some zoophile porn, but I didn't preserve any of it. I have limits.

Legit surprised that she is black. Why are her breasts shaped like that? Binder abuse or unfortunate genes?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Guys, how do I be a prostitute? Does being a nonbinary pooner make it harder?
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r/ftm•PrinceAfterDark

How do you get a sugar daddy?​

So I’m a ftm, sorta kinda nonbinary leaning, sex-loving person. I am completely open to meeting people and having sex as long as they are willing to work with my schedule. But I’m also unemployed and about to go to college, I want a sugar daddy, don’t know why but I really do want one. How would a person go about getting one? Would it be harder since I’m ftm?

I looked into PrinceAfterDark's post history, and now I'm sharing highlights with you.

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Can't be a prostitute, can't even get raped. I've marked this next part NSFW, and it is. But you're going to click it anyway because you can't stop yourself. And when you do, you have no one but yourself to blame.

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You made it to the end. Your reward is cutting scars.

There was also voluminous transsexual furry and some zoophile porn, but I didn't preserve any of it. I have limits.

To get a sugar daddy, you can be male or female, but you have to be hot. Put crudely, you have to be worth the money. To offer them something they couldn’t otherwise get. A fat schlub, whether male or female, is neither rare nor difficult to get. This is ignoring the pooner factor, which is basically a dealbreaker for everyone.

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner gets suicidal when her parents refuse to play along and threatens to send her away for her own safety.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Legit surprised that she is black. Why are her breasts shaped like that? Binder abuse or unfortunate genes?

Boobs come in all shapes and sizes. Some are lopsided and saggy. Whats weird is that dark discoloration between her breasts. That looks odd.

 

[behindyourightnow]

is he missing a arm/hand or is it just bent weirdly?

I think that's just him holding his hand in a weird "dainty" gesture. Forgot to put in the archive link, the post is here

I think being a housewife would be too much work for one of these guys. Between keeping the house clean which I've never seen a troon with a clean home. The background of most troon pictures is full of flifth. Then you gotta cook for whoever is playing the man and maybe kids. Do the shopping, etc etc etc. And if for some reason he has kids to take care of the work multiples rapidly. Fuck that noise, seriously unless you have zero work skills and are stuck swinging a shovel or making small rocks out of big rocks for min wage, your better off just getting a job.

Unfortunately these guys all live in bubbles where they all constantly validate each other's terrible ideas, and the outside world isn't willing to contradict them either, because troons will kill themselves or get you fired if you attempt to bring them back to earth.

So they're allowed to sink deep into coomer fantasies and then they make terrible decisions, like leaving their long term partners with the expectation that they can become a housewife.

(Well, maybe it's not unfortunate because it's very funny.)

Gave his backstory on reddit. Pays for both reddit and twitter premium services. Also a F1NNSTER simp. Cannot archive, someone please try since I'm behind on my archiving skills.

If anyone is wondering why he Looks Like That, he had a stroke in 2020 and now has brain damage and epilepsy (I wonder if the decision to transition came after that). Full post link. Also had Bell's Palsy as a child:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/69wJg

Notice he goes on a long rant about how terrible it is for Twitter users to make fun of him for his looks, after he came to their attention for picking on a random woman for her looks.

Broke his leg during a seizure, had to recover in a nursing home (presumably because no one likes him enough to take care of him):

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/W0cId

He is also currently Flowers For Algernon-ing and I can't even make fun of him for that despite him being a terrible person, it sounds awful:


He has had multiple cosmetic surgeries on his face (lol) but doesn't seem to have had bottom surgery so at least he won't experience "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DICK" as a dementia patient

 

[Swole McPole]

Gave his backstory on reddit. Pays for both reddit and twitter premium services

That story made no sense at all. How can you be an introvert and an attention whore at the same time?

Can't be a prostitute, can't even get raped. I've marked this next part NSFW, and it is. But you're going to click it anyway because you can't stop yourself. And when you do, you have no one but yourself to blame.

I was getting sucked in there, FRFR. She wants to be raped by a racist conservative man? Hey, that's me. I wonder if she's hot. Hmm.

Spoilers? Lemme take a look?

Fuck me dead. It's the mammy off Tom and Jerry!

 

[AMHOLIO]

He is also currently Flowers For Algernon-ing and I can't even make fun of him for that despite him being a terrible person, it sounds awful

It makes sense why he's now becoming more prone to being in lolcow circles if true, he might not be able to help himself. I hope he gets the help he needs, or at least restricted access to social media so he doesn't get taken advantage of.

That story made no sense at all. How can you be an introvert and an attention whore at the same time?

I didn't read it, but the way most people do it is by sitting there and really hoping people talk to you but not having the balls to do so yourself, so it's really harsh social anxiety. Social media king and queen bees can be like this: big shit online since no one can see you and you can be king of geek mountain, shutting the fuck up and chickening out when IRL because they still can't deal with real people.

 

[Manat]

Boobs come in all shapes and sizes. Some are lopsided and saggy. Whats weird is that dark discoloration between her breasts. That looks odd.

Could be a healed heat rash or a fungal infection.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Boobs come in all shapes and sizes. Some are lopsided and saggy. Whats weird is that dark discoloration between her breasts. That looks odd.

Maybe acanthosis nigricans, which can be associated with insulin resistence or diabetes.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Guys, how do I be a prostitute? Does being a nonbinary pooner make it harder?
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r/ftm•PrinceAfterDark

How do you get a sugar daddy?​

So I’m a ftm, sorta kinda nonbinary leaning, sex-loving person. I am completely open to meeting people and having sex as long as they are willing to work with my schedule. But I’m also unemployed and about to go to college, I want a sugar daddy, don’t know why but I really do want one. How would a person go about getting one? Would it be harder since I’m ftm?

I looked into PrinceAfterDark's post history, and now I'm sharing highlights with you.

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Can't be a prostitute, can't even get raped. I've marked this next part NSFW, and it is. But you're going to click it anyway because you can't stop yourself. And when you do, you have no one but yourself to blame.

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You made it to the end. Your reward is cutting scars.

There was also voluminous transsexual furry and some zoophile porn, but I didn't preserve any of it. I have limits.

Buddy's built like Twomad

 

[AMHOLIO]

Pooner gets suicidal when her parents refuse to play along and threatens to send her away for her own safety.

I'm worried about her. The yelling from mom and dad isn't helping since she sees it as a huge breach of trust, but I can't be too upset at that when it is a very human response to yell with worry. I think a stay in the psych ward would be better and help her get to the root of her problem, a girl's school might think she's cool for pooning. I'm mostly worried she won't make it to the psych appointment on Monday given the way she talks, she seems to see herself backed in a corner and I hope reddit or her brain doesn't push her to do something rash until then.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

He has had multiple cosmetic surgeries on his face (lol) but doesn't seem to have had bottom surgery so at least he won't experience "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DICK" as a dementia patient

Could you imagine being a nurse in one of those old folks homes when all these trannys are old and demented, they are gonna have to deal with crazy patients accusing them of stealing their dicks left and right

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Could you imagine being a nurse in one of those old folks homes when all these trannys are old and demented, they are gonna have to deal with crazy patients accusing them of stealing their dicks left and right

A family friend is exactly this, but the nursing home is full of old junkies and ex psych ward patients to invalid to smack up but to young to die in a gutter. The stories they tell of the tranny fueled junkies make my toes curl.

Old tranny junkies are probably the most hated list next to dementia patients cause you can't drug them out anymore.

 

[Poonocchio]

Could be a healed heat rash or a fungal infection.

Didn't one pooner get an all over fungal rash from binding? Was it not trench torso?

 

[that can't be right]

Didn't one pooner get an all over fungal rash from binding? Was it not trench torso?

What is it with black pooners and truncal fungal infections?

 

[Geraldine]

I hope reddit or her brain doesn't push her to do something rash until then.

Hmm. I wonder how many were enticed (not driven) to suicide by Reddit?

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Hmm. I wonder how many were enticed (not driven) to suicide by Reddit?

Not enough.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Polycythemia is the overproduction of hematocrit and/or hemoglobin. It could have benign causes, or malign causes. Rarely, it could even lead to leukemia. If you were told you had this, and had to be investigated further, you might be concerned about your prognosis. If you were a troon, however, you have other priorities.


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The struggle continues​

General Question

I''ve been out and ready to start transitioning for quite a while 30+yrs but every little obstacle seems to feel like it's sending me right back to day 1 was about to ask to start E but then got hit with 3 bolts which revealed I have something called polycythemia, doctor doesn't want to start me on this whilst this blood work and proper investigation takes place, feeling very frustrated, seeing friends at a club yesterday with amazing bikinis just sent me into a bit of a spiral,x

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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What a babe.

Nigga got that Hapsburg Jaw.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Not enough.

It's always the wrong ones who kill themselves, never the actually annoying or destructive ones. A sucidal teen with mental health issues being pushed by reddit pooners further into insanity is a tragedy, an adult BPD nightmare who is intent on destruction of everying and immature yaoi fueled autoandrophiles are not and yet the teens are likely to commit suicide more than adults. I rather have groomed kids get their act sorted out later than to watch them self terminate then fix nothing. Meanwhile, the actual assholes flourish.