Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

I just remembered another noble cause Cecily stood up for. She led the protests against the Peanuts movie, because she said Snoopy sexualizes young girls.

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She continued in FB comments, saying "the whole movie is just gross" because she perceived that Snoopy "checks out girls' asses."

Got that? Cecily is married to a peeping tom, Charlie, who spends his days angling for upskirts of unaware young women downtown. Cecily sexualized her young daughter by writing a national publication editorial about how she thinks it's totally great for her daughter to wear "sexy" Halloween costumes as long as she's not totally nude. Cecily also took her young daughter to see the latest Mad Max movie because she thinks it's an awesome, feminist story for a child to see. But The Peanuts Movie is beyond the pale, misogynist, sexualizes young girls, and encourages sexual harassment - "the whole movie is just gross." Cecily's friend even created a diagram to PROVE that Snoopy sexually harasses children:

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Meanwhile, she forces Tori to watch 90 minutes of non-stop violence in Mad Max because feminism. Oh and she raged at Tori when she was six years old because Tori didn't want to watch footage of the Boston Mararthon bombing on a loop with her mom, preferring instead to play with a stuffed animal.
 
This whole thread. This whole family.

What I wouldn't give for a HORRIFYING rating.

A horrifying rating just won't cut it. What we really need is a "Disgusted and Enraged Down To the Depths of My Humanity and Soul" rating.

These people...these fucking PEOPLE, man! The whole ordeal offends me in ways I can hardly describe. The way these disgusting, narcissistic, self-absorbed, entitled, smug, lazy, neglectful, feckless, shifless, manipulative, deceitful, sanctimonious wastes of life behave and live is odious enough on it's own, but to involve a child in all this, raise them to be just as worthless and disgusting as yourself? Just...fuck, man! I hope Torino gets removed from that toxic home ASAP, because she'll be pregnant and an addict before she's high school age if she stays there.

And that fucking "school". Who the fuck allows nearly adult teen boys have unsupervised interactions with young girls? I guarantee you there's been molestation, or worse, at that "school". If by some miracle there hasn't been yet, it's only a matter of time before there is.

Something needs to be done about this, both Torino and that "school".
 
A horrifying rating just won't cut it. What we really need is a "Disgusted and Enraged Down To the Depths of My Humanity and Soul" rating.

These people...these fucking PEOPLE, man! The whole ordeal offends me in ways I can hardly describe. The way these disgusting, narcissistic, self-absorbed, entitled, smug, lazy, neglectful, feckless, shifless, manipulative, deceitful, sanctimonious wastes of life behave and live is odious enough on it's own, but to involve a child in all this, raise them to be just as worthless and disgusting as yourself? Just...fuck, man! I hope Torino gets removed from that toxic home ASAP, because she'll be pregnant and an addict before she's high school age if she stays there.

And that fucking "school". Who the fuck allows nearly adult teen boys have unsupervised interactions with young girls? I guarantee you there's been molestation, or worse, at that "school". If by some miracle there hasn't been yet, it's only a matter of time before there is.

Something needs to be done about this, both Torino and that "school".

On the school end, I am already looking into the staff for potential arrest records.
 
These people are so awful that the least horrifying thing they did was have an affair while Charlie was married to another woman. If you envy their relationship, Cecily is happy to show you how to have an amazing love and incredible life like theirs.

Here's a quote from that article on how Cecily knew Charlie was the man for her, emphasis mine:
When Charlie and I first got together I tried to dump him every time any stress happened in our relationship. Because I didn't believe he'd stay, I was always pushing him out the door. Luckily each time I did that, he would look at me like I was insane and say, "No. I'm not breaking up with you because the electric bill is late." As a result, I learned to have faith in him. And I do; I feel utterly secure in our relationship.
Neither of them having their shit together to pay the bills on time and being OK with it was what cued her into them being a match made in heaven. More like the crucibles of hell, but to each their own.

This demented bitch is completely void of self-awareness.
After we had our daughter, we turned our gaze away from each other and onto the beautiful baby girl in our arms. This only got worse as she got older; kids are attention addicts, after all, and she was always at the center of our lives

This one is harder, particularly now that we have both my mother and my daughter talking all the time (good LORD can six year old girls talk). So we try hard to listen to each other when we talk, even when we are telling each other boring stories about things we don't care about.

Of course Cecily isn't concerned with crime statistics, her child's lily white skin is a detriment to her in the neighborhood she was dropped into by her degenerate parents who can't be bothered with things like reality, or concern for their child's safety and well being.

:story: SNOOPY #1 SEXUALIZER OF CHILDREN. And Cecily who's trying to get her daughter to dress like a slut (that didn't get enough asspats) and now induct her into the cult of trans.
 
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Here is one of Cecily's shitty DIY home projects, she thought it was a really good idea to make her functional fireplace the hub for all her electronics in the living room [archive]. I wanted to punctuate that sentence with DIAF, but I know it'll be Tori to perish and her evil fucking parents will somehow survive.

That's insane. At the very best their expensive electronics are going to get damaged from radiant heat and/or the shelf itself will weaken and break. At worst a cinder will land on one of those cords and those wonderful parents will call Tori over, and they'll all stand around cooing at the wonder and beauty of fire, maybe take some pictures for Instagram... by the time they catch on that fire = danger half the lounge room will already be alight and they'd have no option but to leg it... but not before they leisurely pack a few bags with their most precious items... and not a single garment or a toothpaste will be in them. And any money you like they won't even bother calling the fireies themselves, but stand around wondering what's taking their neighbours so long to realise that the building is on fire.

I honestly don't think having Tori assemble the shadowbox was a bad idea, I was doing manual labor younger than her and it was really fun to build things and learn to use tools. This is probably the most intellectually and physically stimulating activity she's done in the household. However, I don't believe they had her do it to foster a sense of responsibility and her independence and did because they are fat lazy fucks who are so fucking inept they can't even assemble ikea furniture. I feel like that should be the litmus test for breeding.

I agree that getting Tori to help assemble the box was a good thing in principle. At her age I was helping my parents renovate the family house, up to and including being up on a ladder twice my height helping my father gyprock the ceiling. It's one of those experiences that was excruciating and occasionally dangerous at the time, but turned out to be one of the best things I have ever done in the long term.

The problem, however, is that Tori would have done the entire assembly herself. Her parents would have taken the photo and left the room, saying, "Tell us when it's done," and the only 'help' they'd have given her would have been periodic and peevish demands to know why it wasn't finished yet. Not only is there a fair amount of risk involved for the child- those panels are always fucking heavy and a child of her age hasn't anywhere near the co-ordination and reflexes to stop them from falling and smashing into various body parts- but if they're as skint as they always pretend they are, buying even a cheap flat pack would have taken a healthy bite out of their limited funds. And given that I've never in my entire life been able to assemble a piece of furniture without fucking up at least one of the screws or pins even as an adult, it's almost certain that unless Tori has a latent knack for engineering she's going to make mistakes at some point, be they cosmetically or structurally. And I won't even bother asking if her wonderful parents even have so much as a hammer and a handful of nails in the place, let alone a hand drill to drill a couple of screws into places where the pins were accidentally stripped out.


About the best you could call this is 'pretentious'. I sincerely doubt that she's ever had so much as a bedtime story read to her in her entire life. And going by the examples of her 'school work', I sincerely doubt that she's functionally literate. So yeah, I rather have the impression that this photograph is somewhat inaccurate.

The legal term, I believe, is grooming.

There is seriously something wrong with this person.
She is sexualizing her child for headpats.

I think that it's pretty obvious that she's been abused physically. At this stage it's just a question of who, where and how.

When Tori was just a little bit older, Cecily and Charlie dragged her on a multi-state car ride from PA to FL for a blogging conference where mommy could learn how to make more money on exploiting her daughter (she didn't apply the lessons well, as evidenced by their financial wreckage still unfolding all these years later). While there, Tori was given a free bear from Build-a-Bear. She proceeded to slam the bear into the ground, kick it, smash it into walls, and be so disturbingly violent toward the stuffed animal that she damaged it. (It makes me furious to imagine where she saw such behavior and how she knew to mirror it. Shittiest parents ever.) Eventually the CEO of Build-a-Bear, who was speaking at the conference, sat down and patiently repaired the bear with needle and thread. Of course Cecily just milked this for Twitter fodder. So proud of teaching her daughter to be destructive and obnoxious! Tori looks absolutely thrilled to be there.

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That CEO must have been close to heartbroken. Not because of the damage to the toy itself, but because of the implications of Tori's behaviour. The CEO could have shrugged and walked away, or made a token, "But why don't you like it?" comment and brushed Tori off as a spoiled, destructive little brat. But she sat down and repaired the bear without being asked, and I would lay money on her not even saying so much as "Please be nicer to him from now on" when she was finished. I think that she was thoroughly aware that Tori's actions were down to the girl being mentally disturbed.

I'd genuinely thought that Rain Florence and her equally deluded husband were the worst of the current parents being discussed on KF. I'm having second thoughts about that.
 
Teenagers and kindergarteners in "no adults allowed" locked rooms during the day AND for "school sleepovers"? What could possibly go wrong. (Tori's the one staring at a device, just like mommy.)

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School SLEEPOVER? Are you fucking kidding me?! What the fuck, man?

This fucking place needs to get shut down most ricky-fucking-tic!
 
I think that it's pretty obvious that she's been abused physically. At this stage it's just a question of who, where and how.

I hope with all my heart this isn't true. But her parents sure are doing a fine job of putting her at as much risk as possible, on a daily basis. I have a feeling that if a local TV station or the Philadelphia Enquirer did an investigation into this school, arrests would be made and an untold number of horrifying stories uncovered.
 
I don't think I can handle checking this topic every day. It's not the same as watching ADF tard about the West Coast or Brianna Wu posting her 200th stupid tweet of the day. This is a vile, evil woman who makes me sick to my stomach for pretty much all the reasons everyone else has said. I do want to know what sort of circumstances or environment could have created this creature though and I'm looking forward to seeing more on Cecily's history once we've gone through her more modern atrocities.

Good topic, @entropyseekswork. Depressing, but good.
 

The more I look at the Alex Jones-esque CONNECT THE DOTS MSPaint edit of Snoopy supposedly creeping on some girl (who's depicted without an ass) the more I laugh. While still delusional, it's probably the only honest lol (instead of horror) the thread has produced thus far.

Does the damn school have a thread yet!?

@Ol'_Slag saw that the school was a cow within itself while I was still in the stages of writing the OP. He's already hard at work looking into it, and anyone who would like to help can be added to our conversation.

Teenagers and kindergarteners in "no adults allowed" locked rooms during the day AND for "school sleepovers"? What could possibly go wrong. (Tori's the one staring at a device, just like mommy.)

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This is fucking demented. Wonder how many camped in the adult free zone.

The problem, however, is that Tori would have done the entire assembly herself. Her parents would have taken the photo and left the room, saying, "Tell us when it's done," and the only 'help' they'd have given her would have been periodic and peevish demands to know why it wasn't finished yet. Not only is there a fair amount of risk involved for the child- those panels are always fucking heavy and a child of her age hasn't anywhere near the co-ordination and reflexes to stop them from falling and smashing into various body parts- but if they're as skint as they always pretend they are, buying even a cheap flat pack would have taken a healthy bite out of their limited funds. And given that I've never in my entire life been able to assemble a piece of furniture without fucking up at least one of the screws or pins even as an adult, it's almost certain that unless Tori has a latent knack for engineering she's going to make mistakes at some point, be they cosmetically or structurally. And I won't even bother asking if her wonderful parents even have so much as a hammer and a handful of nails in the place, let alone a hand drill to drill a couple of screws into places where the pins were accidentally stripped out.

I don't think assembling it required much more than an allen key which was included, and as Cecily found out the hard way when she drilled through it, it's packed with cardboard. Running electrical wires directly on tinder besides a functional fireplace just really made me :story:
 
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i'm having immense difficulty not a-logging the fuck out of this vile hambeast and her enabling husband.
i'd never ween and i don't want to encourage it, but this is one of those scenarios where it's tempting to try and say something. i know cecily wouldn't listen because she's delusional, anyways. then again, there's a fine line between delusional and outright malicious. i think she's a bit of both.
it's not like contacting the "school" would even help, either. there's really nothing to do but watch and see what happens. with any luck, cecily will die from being suffocated by the sheer mass of her body and charles will be unable to care for the kid and would send her away. but that's not gonna happen. this sucks.
 
Oh, I forgot, while I was diving back into her IG to figure out which body of water she took her kid to exactly to swim, I came across this:

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The Flintstone feet are gross, but check out all the nasty stains on the sheets. There's so many of them at first glance I thought it was a pattern, but it's just filth.
 
Oh, I forgot, while I was diving back into her IG to figure out which body of water she took her kid to exactly to swim, I came across this:

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The Flintstone feet are gross, but check out all the nasty stains on the streets. There's so many of them at first glance I thought it was a pattern, but it's just filth.
HAHAHA what the fuck
that massive lump on her ankle and her husband's incredibly feminine legs are throwing me off.
 
Oh, I forgot, while I was diving back into her IG to figure out which body of water she took her kid to exactly to swim, I came across this:

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The Flintstone feet are gross, but check out all the nasty stains on the sheets. There's so many of them at first glance I thought it was a pattern, but it's just filth.

Not to mention Cecily's black toenail and the fact that yes, of course you have your feet up EVERY FUCKING DAY. Neither of you have a goddamn job!!!!!!

Oh and that's an ottoman, not their sheets. They apparently only have one set of sheets. Cecily proudly blogged that their single set of sheets are the ones she was laying on when her water broke. They got stained with amniotic fluid and blood, but she kept them (she didn't confirm that she washed them before next use, and with a woman who boasts that she only cleans her bathroom twice a year and only does the dishes "every couple weeks," we do have to question this).

Cecily then thought it was an insignificant fact that she had worn holes in the sheets with the skin on her feet, which is evidently very rough and dry if it can wear holes into fabric just by making contact.

When they fled their house in Lansdowne when they went into foreclosure, the day they moved they forgot the garbage bag that had their sheets in it (Charlie admitted they used Hefty bags as packing crates). Charlie had to drive all the way back to the suburbs to look for them, had no luck, and they were pissed they had to go to Target to buy a new set of sheets. Because only Martha Stewart and Krystle Carrington own more than one set of bedding, amirite?
 
In America, there are people living in poverty, who still do their best to make sure their kids never go hungry. There are people who desperately want children, can't conceive, and can't afford fertility treatments.

Cecily was warned multiple times by her doctors that if she didn't lose weight and cut down salt she would lose her twin fetuses. She lost them both and blamed everyone else.

Feeding her child? Mommy gets an artisanal vegan burrito, Tori gets... what, a bologna sandwich? Pop-tarts?

I had heard of Cecily before, but I didn't know she had a kid. Cecily's self-obsession and selfishness is average lolcow stuff, but the fact she's ignoring a child to do all this makes it much worse. Poor Tori.

At least the comparison of photoshop Cecily to "that ogre is gonna eat that baby" Cecily is hilarious every time.
 
School SLEEPOVER? Are you fucking kidding me?! What the fuck, man?
I mean, when I was in elementary school we had a couple of school sleepovers in the gym, but there was always adult supervision and we were all the same age (around 8, probably?) But it's a LOT different when it's a school with children and teenagers mixed together that encourages as little adult supervision as possible.
Also: how does she manage to stay so fucking fat? They can't be THAT poor, to be able to maintain her massive weight..
 
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