Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Wonathan Joss]

I feel like if Chibi was a little bit smarter he'd be successful at being a predator.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I feel like if Chibi was a little bit smarter he'd be successful at being a predator.

You really could have left out that last bit as it applies to everything, including life.

I mean spending $10K to go to Japan with a group of tards? That right there shows he's not successful.

 

[scallion]

A good razor would work as well.

Down his forearm yeah

 

[Skunt Skooly Baboop]

It honestly gets worse when you poke at the various accounts that were listed here.(Unsure which page.)

Spoiler: Actually End my Suffering

(For reference this is under important under seaofstarscosplay, I ain't fucking requesting shit and neither should you.)

I remotely even mention this to *really* reiterate that there is no way Adam is/was not talking to this deranged minor at all in explicit way. Like, given his past history, the recent catfish incident, matching avatars and calling her cute. Like, c'mon.

He doesn't even have to beg at this point, it's essentially handed on a silver platter.

I do want to genuinely say, I think this situation is beyond fucked because it's clearly a mentally ill minor with unmoderated internet access.

I'm not even going to risk digging or touching their social media beyond this. Additionally, I don't want to push anything too far into white knight behavior as a random on the Internet.

 

[demicolon]

Now I'm confused: who catfished him exactly? Some ethot, adult pretending to be underage, or a 14yo troon?

 

[Skunt Skooly Baboop]

Now I'm confused: who catfished him exactly? Some ethot, adult pretending to be underage, or a 14yo troon?

Beatrice Beth Armstrong.
I doubt it's the person pictured, just stole some cosplayers shit.

https://www.facebook.com/miluskaorfelinda.mezazamudio.9

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Referencing from the "leaked messages":
-Posted by an account with the same name.
-Messages started Jan 20th after a comment was left on their social media which Adam commented on their post about their Futaba cosplay.
-References to cosplays that match up to the profile. Like cosplaying different Honkai characters at AWA which was pictured on the profile.

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I think originally people thought the catfish was this person, Kody Mullins, because Adam and her had matching profile pictures and had left a flirtatious comment towards her.

But that's just an actual unrelated 14 year old that he actually is talking to.

 

[Snakebottom]

Beatrice Beth Armstrong.
I doubt it's the person pictured, just stole some cosplayers shit.

https://www.facebook.com/miluskaorfelinda.mezazamudio.9

Referencing from the "leaked messages":
-Posted by an account with the same name.
-Messages started Jan 20th after a comment was left on their social media which Adam commented on their post about their Futaba cosplay.
-References to cosplays that match up to the profile. Like cosplaying different Honkai characters at AWA which was pictured on the profile.

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I think originally people thought the catfish was this person, Kody Mullins, because Adam and her had matching profile pictures and had left a flirtatious comment towards her.

But that's just an actual unrelated 14 year old that he actually is talking to.

Weirdly enough the only 3 people to have interacted with the Beatrice Beth Armstrong page through liking/loving her pics are some guy called Jhon, who has a locked profile; Adam, because obviously; and Kody Mullins. I think Kody may be an alt of the BBA troll used to give the other legitimacy.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I honestly forget he is that old cause he acts so exceptional. He’ll be the same at 40.

I find it absolutely fascinating watching legacycows (and e-celebs in general) as they drift into middle/old age; it's fun to try and predict who's going to burn out, troon out, or blow their brains out.

In Adam's case, though, I think you're absolutely right. I can't think of any other cow that sticks so close to the formula with zero deviation. He literally has not changed in over a decade.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I find it absolutely fascinating watching legacycows (and e-celebs in general) as they drift into middle/old age; it's fun to try and predict who's going to burn out, troon out, or blow their brains out.

In Adam's case, though, I think you're absolutely right. I can't think of any other cow that sticks so close to the formula with zero deviation. He literally has not changed in over a decade.

His autism makes him resistant to change.

 

[Harm]

I think originally people thought the catfish was this person, Kody Mullins, because Adam and her had matching profile pictures and had left a flirtatious comment towards her.

Hold up, so this nigga has matching pfps with an actual 14 year old transgender cosplayer? That's beyond horrifying.

 

[Oliver Onions]

His autism makes him resistant to change.

Even then, Chibi is exceptional. I'd say Chris is much more autistic and he's had tonnes of arcs. Adam's functional enough to hold down a job long-term, so he should be functional enough to not be such a perennial fuck-up in every other aspect of his life.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

I think im an Adam a-logger now. Thats just horrifying

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

This is (or was, not sure now) one of the weird things I found in Japan. There's this idea that Japanese are opposed or find facial hair as a negative, and while that can be true in some places, it's not as true to make it a rule, especially not a hard rule. But what is funny, is Japan workplaces doesn't seem to like you being inbetween clean shaven or with proper... emphasis on the PROPER, as in groomed, facial hair. You want a beard/mustache/goatee, whatever, you can... but that shit better grow in fast or you better take time off work or be really fucking meticulous about grooming as it grows in, because for some reason, the inbetween/unkempt look is something they don't like

Beards only really work if they're taken care of imo, that's why I acted so disgusted, he just looks like a fucking greaseball.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Rate me late, but Chibi doesn't know how to wear a suit. First a tie would bring it together, something in a solid yellow or even diagonal stripped yellow and a blue that's close to the shade of his shirt. Pink could work because it pairs well with light blue, but I'd personally go with yellow or yellow and blue. He needs to tuck that collar in under the suit jacket, tie or no tie. This isn't the 80's, he's not in GTA: Vice City. Good suit etiquette is to button the middle button of the jacket when standing and unbutton it when sitting. Also Adam ffs take a shower, get a haircut, and shave those facial pubes before going into an interview, also fix your posture. I know you read this thread, take the free advice you're given. When you've got a free source of advice, even though it's very critical of you, take it.


Here's how you wear a suit, obviously I've redacted my face and other surroundings

 

[GumballFapper]

Unless I'm missing something, didn't @Fruity prove on his post on page 701 that the Kody Mullins account is a catfish and all of the pictures are stolen?

Regardless, intent is what matters and Chibi has shown himself to be willing to creep on mentally ill teenagers

 

[Brave Sir Robin]

Rate me late, but Chibi doesn't know how to wear a suit. First a tie would bring it together, something in a solid yellow or even diagonal stripped yellow and a blue that's close to the shade of his shirt. Pink could work because it pairs well with light blue, but I'd personally go with yellow or yellow and blue. He needs to tuck that collar in under the suit jacket, tie or no tie. This isn't the 80's, he's not in GTA: Vice City. Good suit etiquette is to button the middle button of the jacket when standing and unbutton it when sitting. Also Adam ffs take a shower, get a haircut, and shave those facial pubes before going into an interview, also fix your posture. I know you read this thread, take the free advice you're given. When you've got a free source of advice, even though it's very critical of you, take it.


Here's how you wear a suit, obviously I've redacted my face and other surroundingsView attachment 5982746

I knew something looked off, I've only worn a suit once in my life before and I knew something looked off about whatever the fuck Chibi was doing

 

[Butwhythough2]

I knew something looked off, I've only worn a suit once in my life before and I knew something looked off about whatever the fuck Chibi was doing

When I wear a suit, it's the classic traditional Style. I learned how to properly wear a suit and tie a tie from my dad, who owned a jewelry store, so he wore one everyday. Which I would assume the Japanese would probably wear the same way. Now days it's fashionable to wear more clashing colors, which I don't think Japanese business men wouldn't like. The suit he's wearing looks alright, it would look better if he took it to a tailor to trim it up a bit so it's not so baggy looking. He should have the money, because he's got a 60k a year job, he could probably shell out a bit more for an express job.
ETA: It still shocks me that there are adult men that can't properly tie a tie or use clip on ties. I learned that shit when I was 15.

 

[Looney Troons]

Yeah. If you’re going to spend a few hundred dollars or more on a suit/coat, spend the additional time and money to get your measurements taken and get the thing altered by a tailor if needed. It makes a world of difference. I shop at Nordstrom for my sports coats and have extremely broad shoulders for my build. Tailor jobs run about 40 dollars and take less than an hour with some notice.

Chibi gets his fashion sense from video games which is the issue. He looks at all of the characters in the Yakuza games and is smitten by their style. Thing is, that’s a video game. Those types of styles would rarely ever work outside of the realm of a video game.

He’s a dork, but Chibi could learn something from someone like Reviewbrah/TheReportoftheWeek. Often, he seems too small for what he wears, but he matches his fit well and, moreover, he’s confident regardless.

 

[Jewish Man]

Chibi is just another perverted POS. There's definitely some stuff about him but that's hiding because they seem like the type of person who tries to heavily hide tracks but idk, that's just me.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Yeah. If you’re going to spend a few hundred dollars or more on a suit/coat, spend the additional time and money to get your measurements taken and get the thing altered by a tailor if needed. It makes a world of difference. I shop at Nordstrom for my sports coats and have extremely broad shoulders for my build. Tailor jobs run about 40 dollars and take less than an hour with some notice.

Chibi gets his fashion sense from video games which is the issue. He looks at all of the characters in the Yakuza games and is smitten by their style. Thing is, that’s a video game. Those types of styles would rarely ever work outside of the realm of a video game.

He’s a dork, but Chibi could learn something from someone like Reviewbrah/TheReportoftheWeek. Often, he seems too small for what he wears, but he matches his fit well and, moreover, he’s confident regardless.

I've outgrown a lot of my suits and blazers. Unfortunately they can't be let out. But I've got two blazers, one that was my grandfather's and the other was my great grandfather's. I've now grown into them which is nice. So instead of wearing a lot of suits, I'll wear a nice pair of black slacks or khakis with a nice button up, a tie and one of those blazers or a 3/4 length grey or tan peacoat, depending on the weather of course.