Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Was playing golf this morning, all my irons are all Cobras and my driver is a King Cobra, never noticed this before today. TWU, he really does rule my of-age, alive, cisgendered, unrelated life.

This might be a controversial opinion but after really getting into Cobes the last couple of years I genuinely think he might be the greatest lolcow of all time in terms of content. I think he arguably surpasses Chris in terms of however we would judge which lolcow is the most entertaining.

I think he's on par with Classic Chris, Cobra's content is like the golden age of Chris in 2008-2009 but it's lasted for a decade and isn't stopping. Bossman has a lot of good memes but he's kind of a one-trick pony in terms of content.

Cobra is a wild card, even the most boring video responce or loop can turn into unforgettable insanity with the right drink combo.

 

[bonified retard]

Cobes has finally uploaded. He talks about how he's been doing since taking a break from youtube, and updates the fans on the moving process.

Just kidding, it's a wet and juicy short.

 

[Shinkai]

Was playing golf this morning, all my irons are all Cobras and my driver is a King Cobra, never noticed this before today. TWU, he really does rule my of-age, alive, cisgendered, unrelated life.


I think he's on par with Classic Chris, Cobra's content is like the golden age of Chris in 2008-2009 but it's lasted for a decade and isn't stopping. Bossman has a lot of good memes but he's kind of a one-trick pony in terms of content.

Cobra is a wild card, even the most boring video responce or loop can turn into unforgettable insanity with the right drink combo.

No consenting? SICKO SPOTTED

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

No consenting? SICKO SPOTTED

Because I had to talk about my clubs, my Cobra clubs, they had to fall over and out me as a sicko to the troles. I'm SICK OF IT.

 

[grand larsony]

I think he arguably surpasses Chris in terms of however we would judge which lolcow is the most entertaining.

It's weird how Cobra manages to be so many seemingly conflicting things at once. He's very entertaining, but his streams are almost all incredibly boring and uneventful. He's completely disgusting, yet somehow still quite endearing. He's always drinking, but always cutting back. He's an incel full of rage, but has weird one-off moments where he's a total Chad. He's obsessed with his troles and they rule his life, but he also rules theirs. His fans all laugh at him, but they're also still unironically consuming his content and enjoying it.

He really is an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a tortilla. Look at that cheese pull, that's dank as hell toobz.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cobra has more fan art than just about any lolcow or even celebrity.
What is it about him that inspires creativity?

Personally, I just find lolcows to be a good source of inspiration. I've always enjoyed looking at bad art over good art, and I don't know why.

But there's something about Cobes. The confidence that he's the sexy gothic cowboy. The style, of being a sexy gothic badboy with cool tricorner hats, and big dog collars. The lifestyle of being a sexy gothic bad cowboy, where he drinks, watches Family Guy, and laughs because he rules the troles pathetic lives. It's kino.

It's like this:

 

[Tetragrammaton]

So if Josh is actually already unbanned from YouTube and just hasn’t been streaming because he’s at his Dad’s house, I think we’re left with one simple question: Is Josh simply too afraid to go live?

i might just be being optimistic here but maybe cobes has actually been going outside more now and maybe even riding his bike. or maybe clint just told him no streaming or else he wont help him with the new place and he will be forced to live in the basement forever or in a shed in the backyard. or even worse move in with NAL.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobes has finally uploaded. He talks about how he's been doing since taking a break from youtube, and updates the fans on the moving process.

Just kidding, it's a wet and juicy short.

That is the most Cobra way to return to YouTube. Welcome back to the throne, king.

Was playing golf this morning, all my irons are all Cobras and my driver is a King Cobra, never noticed this before today. TWU, he really does rule my of-age, alive, cisgendered, unrelated life.

Reminds me of when I was looking at revolvers at the gun store yesterday and I saw this nice stainless .357. I was holding it and looked at the barrel and sure enough, the model of the gun was the Colt King Cobra.

 

[niggers]

better not be whispering so you dont get a spanking from clint, BOY

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

better not be whispering so you dont get a spanking from clint, BOY

Or from Tannis. I'm pretty sure she's the one who told him no YouTube at Clint's.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Better not go live BOY

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Happy Mother's Day

Edit: My bad, got ninja'd while trying to upload the archive file. Inserting vids on mobile is wildly retarded and takes forever.

 

[AnOminous]

Reminds me of when I was looking at revolvers at the gun store yesterday and I saw this nice stainless .357. I was holding it and looked at the barrel and sure enough, the model of the gun was the Colt King Cobra.

If you didn't buy it you're a faggot. Unless there was a Colt Python.

 

[WarriorForChrist]

Leaving the ice cream out to thaw so Tannis doesn’t hurt her teeth, TWU. His voice sounds like he hasn’t spoken in days, Clint must come down with a toothbrush when he gets too noisy.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

His voice sounds like he hasn’t spoken in days

He has no doubt been screaming at his talk-to-text non-stop since his youtube ban, and probably even more once it was confirmed he was under Clint's roof.

 

[WarriorForChrist]

If you didn't buy it you're a faggot. Unless there was a Colt Python.

My lgs had a python for almost $700 over retail. I asked why and he said “some people appreciate the craftsmanship…it also come with a nice wood case.” Made me wish I had a round in my pocket to drop into the cylinder right there.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

If you didn't buy it you're a faggot. Unless there was a Colt Python.

I've heard mixed things about the King Cobra. Apparently the 3" barrel version, which is the one I looked at has accuracy issues.

 

[Smegward]

I've heard mixed things about the King Cobra. Apparently the 3" barrel version, which is the one I looked at has accuracy issues.

the sight has wonk eye adjustment

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

the sight has wonk eye adjustment

That and you'd still miss at point blank range if you loaded snakeshot. We aren't all born knowing how to hit an easy target.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I bet he’s hiding his fucked up rotten mouth more than ever.

It’s one thing to see him once a week, hear some funny antics, and remind him to wash his clothes. It’s another when he now sits across the table, chewing on one side of his mouth with obviously rotten teeth, drinking a Mountain Dew and beer. I wonder what kinda ‘food hacks’ he is concocting with dinner? You know he won’t just eat shit as is