Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

[Finger Pistols]

THAT’S IT!?

That's for the ones that claim to be women and posted pictures of themselves. The others are just random memes or pictures.

 

[Violent Sudowoodo]

That's for the ones that claim to be women and posted pictures of themselves.

Did you reverse image search all the pictures to make sure?

 

[Finger Pistols]

Did you reverse image search all the pictures to make sure?

That's what I am going to do now, will edit the first post if the images come back as fake. First I am going to add the men of Kiwifarms.

 

[ENDTOPII]

I'm reading this thread and thinking: "Damn, imagine a dating show with these people"

 

[Megatardingo]

I'm reading this thread and thinking: "Damn, imagine a dating show with these people"

Love on the spectrum has already been made

 

[Johnny Salami]

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Oh. Oh dear lord. 3085 women vs 47803 men +1710 transwomen. Rename the site sausage party LMAO

never saw why people use dating apps. It's overwhelming male and the w*men on there are post wall who don't get hit in irl

 

[Megatardingo]

never saw why people use dating apps. It's overwhelming male and the w*men on there are post wall who don't get hit in irl

I understand people in rural areas with few options to connect into the WORLD WIDE WEB but nigga just talk to people online and hope you make friends or something anything's better than the meat market.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

This is for the women and men that are included in the "Kiwi Farms" club and posted pictures of people (I'm going to reverse image search them in a bit)

Spoiler: Kiwi Women (For the ones that posted actual pics and asuming they are real.)

-Claire
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Cut your nails for the love of god.

-Max
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Comb your hair.

-Maddison
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Actual good profile with good pictures, keep it up.

-Maria
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Decent profile with similar pictures.

-Egg.
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Good profile with similar pictures.

Spoiler: Kiwi Men (Asuming the pics are real)

-Thomas
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Nice hair. I would recommend taking a picture outside and not inside your cluttered bathroom.

-KMS
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The right picture looks fine. Make your bed though.

-Andrew
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Dude looks fit. I would recommend taking a picture from a better angle and not from your dark room. Also, if you are going to take a picture make sure it isn't blurry like the other 2.

-Wilbert
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Yee yee ass haircut. Decent pic though.

-Lobster
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Cute cat. Most of the pics on his profile are decent.

Edit: I'll go through the men now.

Claire is the cutest.

 

[gagabobo1997]

I deleted my account after a while, I chatted with around 10 women (more than I expected tbh) and they were all psycho retards. There was one cool one that I got the number of though
At least I wasn't retarded enough to use the kiwi farms tag

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I chatted with around 10 women (more than I expected tbh) and they were all psycho retards.

Get them all into a group and lead your own harem (or cult).

 

[Megatardingo]

Okay I may be losing my mind but these give the same energy to me

Spoiler

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Okay I may be losing my mind but these give the same energy to me

Spoiler

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The fat cuckold Mexican millennial look. Probably the most insufferable person you'll ever meet.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Get them all into a group and lead your own harem (or cult).

Half of them skipped me after I told them they were retarded in the chat

 

[WelperHelper99]

I deleted my account after a while, I chatted with around 10 women (more than I expected tbh) and they were all psycho retards. There was one cool one that I got the number of though
At least I wasn't retarded enough to use the kiwi farms tag

Yeah my lurker account is nuked too. I had two convos. One with a true NEET, another with some chick in fucking Italy, which I think lived with her parents, so NEET. Good lord the autism.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Broke: finding a girl from KF on KF

Woke: finding a girl from KF on Duolicious

Bespoke: finding a girl from Duolicious and getting her to start using KF

 

[gagabobo1997]

Yeah my lurker account is nuked too. I had two convos. One with a true NEET, another with some chick in fucking Italy, which I think lived with her parents, so NEET. Good lord the autism.

I had a "normal" account with a picture of myself. I'm not particularly unattractive so getting responses wasn't super uncommon.
I tried to stay away from the tags like kiwi farms and 4chan just to not get on any lists but I talked to a few of the girls with the KF tag.

This is for the women and men that are included in the "Kiwi Farms" club and posted pictures of people (I'm going to reverse image search them in a bit)

Spoiler: Kiwi Women (For the ones that posted actual pics and asuming they are real.)

-Claire
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Cut your nails for the love of god.

-Max
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Comb your hair.

-Maddison
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Actual good profile with good pictures, keep it up.

-Maria
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Decent profile with similar pictures.

-Egg.
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Good profile with similar pictures.

Spoiler: Kiwi Men (Asuming the pics are real)

-Thomas
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Nice hair. I would recommend taking a picture outside and not inside your cluttered bathroom.

-KMS
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The right picture looks fine. Make your bed though.

-Andrew
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Dude looks fit. I would recommend taking a picture from a better angle and not from your dark room. Also, if you are going to take a picture make sure it isn't blurry like the other 2.

-Wilbert
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Yee yee ass haircut. Decent pic though.

-Lobster
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Cute cat. Most of the pics on his profile are decent.

-Dean
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This one made me laugh, so good job. The other one is of the same dude at his job (Bruh) and in a neck brace.

Edit: I'll go through the men now.

fabulous hair on this first nigga btw. if you're in this thread keep it up, the hair rocks

 

[Megatardingo]

I tried to stay away from the tags like kiwi farms and 4chan just to not get on any lists

I use the FBI tips website as a dating site, hope I get some cute female agent after uploading my manifesto there

 

[cybertoaster]

Gonna go occam on this and propose what nobody is considering: this site is just another match group venture targeting yet another market, probably made by a few interns inside the company trying to convince the boomers at the top that there's money to be made catering to 4chan weirdos.

For those who still don't know, the match group owns EVERYTHING in the dating app market, a literal monopoly. Here's the list:

1. Archer
2. Asian People Meet
3. Azar
4. BB People Meet
5. BB People Meet
6. Baby Boomer People Meet
7. Black People Meet
8. Black Christian People Meet
9. Black Professional People Meet
10. BLK
11. Catholic People Meet
12. Chinese People Meet
13. Chispa
14. Delightful
15. Democratic People Meet
16. Divorced People Meet
17. GenX People Meet
18. Hakuna
19. Hinge
20. India Match
21. Interracial People Meet
22. Italian People Meet
23. J People Meet
24. Latino People Meet
25. LDS Planet
26. Little People Meet
27. Loveandseek
28. Marriage Minded People Meet
29. Match.com
30. Meetic
31. OkCupid
32. Ourtime
33. Pairs
34. Peoplemeet
35. Petpeoplemeet
36. Petpeoplemeet
37. Plenty of Fish
38. Republican People Meet
39. Senior Black People Meet
40. Ship
41. Single People Meet
42. The League
43. Tinder
44. Upward
45. Yuzu
46. Veggie People Meet

So this is just another one for the list, or and this is the other scenario: the creator its just another of those "anything goes" watrepreneurs, the kind that does whatever is trending to make it big be it NFTs or just another AI that's just a React app calling to chatGPT via API (see the rabbit brick thing). In this case he's hoping some other company like the match group will buy his shoddy creation and given the traction and free publicity its getting its probable he's already getting some calls.

Anyway, here comes another "cybertoaster quotes half the thread" post.

, while female profiles do have many girls who are posting real pictures of themselves (often just looking like a generic twitter e-girl) it feels like the ratio of selfies/real life pics are MUCH higher for men profiles

Like I said before: dudes are desperate, specially zoomers.

the amount of them that are either fat or unattractive.

Bro current year 4chan is losercentral, nobody who has anything going on in their lives spends time there. I know I know "but taylor swift went to 4chan!". Yeah, once, like over a decade ago, she didn't spend her teens and twenties there like many a 4channer does.

also matched with a lot of "christian" femcels, that was actually surprising.

There are practically zero women under 60 at church now that aren't born again hoes with kids in all the colors of the rainbow. Frankly if any of said christian femcels went to the local church I guarantee they could find a ton of decent guys almost immediately.

I downloaded it.

Apps like these have to be run on a non-chromium browser inside a sandbox, and you go and install it on your phone...

Even using Christian Mingle I end up on dates with women that get upset when I test them with spicier takes.

Post an example, it better not be some spergery...

These girls desperately want a boyfriend but they're doing fuck all about it

[Insert "I'm so lonely" meme here]

I've met femcels IRL and the most common characteristic is that they were all terminally lazy, that and terrible hygiene.

Have you seen femcels? The average femcel is just as socially inept and isolated as the average chud.

All that talk about hypergamy, women having it easier, etc. is complete bullshit.

Hypergamy awareness comes not from memes but from life, from seeing that basically none of your female classmates were a virgin after highschool but plenty of the dudes were. That unlike what college movies show not all, in fact not even the majority of dudes were sleeping around during college, but practically all the women did. Hypergamy is when you hear even the fat chick or the ugly chick from your class is getting some, that the girls from the office that went to cancun just banged the locals and came back. Of course this is not the same as some incels thinking every woman got piped by 3 black guys at the same time or that they did porn, that's an extreme, but the reality is that women just have more sex than men because sex is more easily available to them, simple as. Even right now as sociologists say zoomers are having less sex they really mean the men, as all the graph show that zoomer women are just having slightly less sex than previous generations but nothing like men who are simply in free fall. Is it any surprise that all the zoomer boys in this app are so desperate? 30% of them are literally involuntary celibates.

Honest question how is the sex with these women? I always assumed I would get herpes or something so I avoided them but a man does wonder.

From experience they tend to go nuts during sex in a bad way, they would start telling me horrible shit that may or may not happened to them as these kind of women are obsessed with awful stuff like murder and rape. Many will demand you chocke them which is a great way to end in jail if you overdo it or she wants to accuse you of something while the bruises in her neck are still fresh.

The whole "crazy chicks are great at sex" is a meme, unless you're a sicko who gets off at chocking women.

a whole lot of women are completely incapable of handling any amount of pushback on their views and follow the whole "if you don't believe x, you're a garbage human being and I don't want anything to do with you."

Finally somebody says it...

I find it annoying that everything is called a psyop today but I'm really start to wonder if all of this actually was part of a larger society destabilization campaign.

Nah I think its just a side-effect of the extreme polarization we have had for over a decade now, the guys up top pushed for idpol to get people away from class politics but didn't care that it would snowball into the current situation since its not like that affects them......yet.

/biz/ is dead, gookmoot decided to mandate email verification (that he will definitely not use for anything else, trust him :3) and the board basically collapsed on itself.

That board was always a shithole full of bots shilling shitcoins with the same pepe and bobo memes over and over.

Good ridance.

Well that broccoli haired kid did try to show up to KF with the revelation that if you're in shape and presentable that people on dating sites will respond, but everyone just got mad and called him gay.

More like half the forum went gay for him and tried to get a date...

Green card bitches are gonna have some easy targets, assuming they can tolerate them long enough,

Polish for... some reason (it's a demographic I kept finding. I even found a random Australian that said she was in New York but needed someone for her green card

Why these people would want to emigrate to America to take advantage of some NEET goonclown is a mystery.

You guys have never left the States have you? A greencard its probably one of the most coveted things in the planet, there's an entire industry of greencard fraud because of this. Legally immigrating here (not the same as a work visa) its practically impossible for anyone except jewish citizens of any other nation "for some reason" so the best option its a fake marriage or just coming illegally and waiting until you get amnesty, showing that in America those who try to do things the right way and follow the law are dumb and you're better off cheating your way to the top from the start.

I think I blew it
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The rare strayan nazi pooner, will probably end like the tazmanian tiger.

I had gotten my intros cleaned up and pared down to 20 before I left this morning to run errands. When I came back, I now have this many:

Again, my profile is boring. I imagine women that put effort and pics are getting way more than this.

I can tell you exactly what happens when women get 100s of matches and messages from my previous experience with dating apps. At that point, shit becomes overwhelming so women will find an efficient way to quickly sort through the men they want vs the ones they don't. Any man with shit profile pics or very common/boring introductions get deleted. Guys that have good profiles but bad introductions get left at the bottom of the pile for when the guys she's currently talking to either go nowhere or are taking too long to reply.

Intros are a little harder. Just don't say the same shit that every guy is saying. Saying "Hi how are you" is boring.

You realize the men who have super elaborate bios and good pics are mostly lying and looking for a quick fuck right? the same bozos who I sometimes catch taking selfies with my car to pretend its theirs, ever wonder why they ask you to uber because "my ride is in the shop"?

Also I'm tired of having to entertain bored broads in these apps, how the fuck am I supposed to be engaging when I know nothing about you because the average women's profile only has a few pics full of filters and nothing besides "I like food and travel"? how do I even know if we've anything in common?

I've noticed there really isnt any women over like 25 on there, What happens to femcels past 25? do they just get jobs and become normal?

They just give up and don't even bother, I know a 40something femcel IRL and she's not even trying anymore.

So many of them seem to be proud of how unhinged they are and how unwilling they are to get help.

Why wouldn't they? there's zero social pressure on women right now, anything negative you tell them is straight-up misogyny, why would they change if most people are somewhat willing to put up with it?

 

[CoolFool]

Man, I'm okay with a leak like this because other apps can only exist because you don't know that information. That is absolutely why women are overwhelmed by men on these apps.

I used a fake name and throw away email but I'm not ugly, fat or gross nor have I ever posted things online I'd be embarrassed by and I have pretty thick skin so they can do what they want with the few selfies I used.

I don't think there is any popularity for this app in Canada over the age of 25 at least. There's maybe two dozen available to me and a lot are fat and look like they have a form of FAS. I will give it this next week to see if I can find any activity but so far I've had better luck everywhere else. I think it's just a location thing though.

I would love to meet other farmers. I once matched with a guy who did a Chris Chan cosplay for Halloween on hinge but yet he said he didn't visit the forums. Was pretty bummed.

How far are you searching? There was no one near me, I set the mile limit to 120 miles and that's when I started finding a lot more normal dudes. I don't think 120 miles is far but then again I live in a real rural area and am already used to driving really far to go anywhere.

I'm really hitting it off with this one guy right now, no one is more surprised about this than me.

 

[Lokenstien]

I think I might just stay lonely and read at home. Good god just some of the profiles descriptions in the general women search are horrific to read through.

Spoiler: A smattering of profile descriptions from the elusive 4chan women.

Sig 34:
NO Blacks, Chinese, NO Flaming Homosexuals, NO Troons, AND NO LIBTARDS AND NO COMMIES AT ALL I'm Traditional, I'm A Conservative, If You Got A Problem With That, Go Cry About It, If You're Into That, Message Me, If You're Dumb, But Willing To Learn And Listen, Then I'll Talk To You But If You're A Retard, No Thanks Yes I Am From Japan And Yes, I Have Learnt English, Its Not That Hard Ask For Discord In Dm's If You Need/Want To

Kleo, No age:
haii i like anime and succession and coolness. I have an eating disorder along with other personal issues but im so cool so it litterally doesnt even matter. i have a chronic case of ADHD so i am a mess. Professional Clown Girl Online. Find me on 4chan listening to red scare giving heartfelt advice on /adv/.

Miyka, 18.
MY LAST ACCOUNT GOT DUNKED FUCK anyhow Hi I'm miyka! I can't socialize for shit Mentally ill and actually goth Can anyone be mooties with me on insta :< Instagram: @suichly Discord : suichly (same thing) My birthday is in 22 may Why are women not chatting me ( I can't know if anyone is talking in code, I'm freaking weird I am very afraid of Valorant and forknite players • I have ADHD I do NOT have the tism perchance • professional yapper • my favorite cheese is the one where it's like BOMB in your mouth but it's cheezy hmmm • anyhow I like listening to -mars argo -KMFDM - the metric • I love these games -cry of fear -silent hill -dread out -the coffin of Andy and leyley -manny's • kinlist : -dipper pines -marceline the vampire queen -sophie I love Bojack horseman and morel Orel it's so awesome sauce!!! Red bull rules, Ferrari can kiss my ass Anyway I only wanna be friends with people Idrk what to talk about so I'll yap When I was a kid I thought that Canada was in America, like I mean I thought it was a state. I still sont understand geography I freaking love puppet combo and chillas art Games they're so freaking awesomeo sauce!!! I love I love kubz scouts I've been watching him for 7 years Alfreds Playhouse yummy I love a guy that's retarted about guns, military stuff and fallout. He's very awesome sauce, they make me giggle while swinging my legs. Idkm how to use comas and dots but I do whag I want!!1!1!1 I like criminal documentary so I guess I'm in the true crime community and I REALLY love paranormal things and theories (I yap about my interest in the about instead of people eughm) I love things that r from the 1960s-1990s I wish I was born around that time erm Should I sell my shower water in here I cherish people who likes my nose cuh I'm insecure about my nose

Giuliana, 27:
hola gringo latina american , i am kind of worthless . spend my time mostly playing mmo games or league , vn's , reading , painting, or watching anime or just whatever i feel like at that time i am scared of most people. i have a soft spot for white boys who speak terrible spanish i really like sonic the hedgehog not your mommy

BatteryAcid, 28:
How the fuck are you Signed up for the deranged woman website to scope out whatever the fuck Working my ass off & getting that bag, weeb, and an even bigger videogame lover (my favorite games are smt 4, dark souls 1, silent hill 1 & 2, splatoon series, armored core ETC…) need me a bitch to run ranked splat 3 with HIT ME UP. (i’m talking S+) not racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc so dw social anxiety & i’m old as hell so figure this is either the dumbest or smartest thing i’ve done to solve that, looking for cool people to befriend if you’re passionate about something i wanna hear it ask me about my job & i can tell u some gore stuff i have uploaded one photo of myself also i play fgo peace peace it cannot be understated how much i love splatoon

Bethan, 21:
back from the dead bcuz my first account got deleted... plz no double delete janitors :3 i forgor what i put in my about before uhhh i play fighting games (sf and gg not tourist shit smash bros bleh) i like hotline miami i like yakuza i dont like destiny players (they smell like grease) i dont like smash players (they fuck kids) i dont like league players (they also fuck kids but they smell of grease too) also i dont like val players (theyre just weird) volcel (cope) femcel (real) if u recognize me from irl plz dont message me or i will perform awful acts and blame u in writing and in name if we spoke before on my old account feel free to msg me again

Most of the profiles descriptions are pretty boring or none existent and probably half or more of women profiles are actually men larping. Plenty also feature meme's pulled straight from a primordial well of madness and brainrot that are beyond understanding unless the infection has taken you as well.