Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[S.C.U.D.]

he is very obviously joking you autistic fucking retards

I choose to believe he was being serious. It's real in my mind.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I have this horrible mental image of Pat sewing the guy's leg back on, having him stand up, and then immediately falling down as his leg cartoonishly pops off and the dollar store dental floss instantly snaps away.

He sewed the leg on backwards.

The more likely answer:

Patrick finally finished reading Mary Shelly's Frankenstein and thought it was science fiction grounded in hard science. I can't wait for his next book - Dental Floss Frankenstein... IN SPAAAAACE!

To be fair, it was hard science fiction by 1810s standards.

 

[Symalsa]

Doing something stupid like that would just lead to complications during the healing process and dental floss is no where near as strong as medical grade suture materials. You're just putting someone in risk of infection. Just clean the wound and apply pressure until help arrives. If he took First Aid he'd know that. Shit like this is why you always know that Patrick is lying.

You know what kills me about the gay virgin Fatrick? It’s that he lies about things that no adult would ever believe. It’s like he’s an 8 year old kid.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You know what kills me about the gay virgin Fatrick? It’s that he lies about things that no adult would ever believe. It’s like he’s an 8 year old kid.

I blame that on his upbringing. Its obvious that his mother just treated him as a social experiment. A man wouldn't be like this unless they were born retarded.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Patposting as seen on /tg/:



Patrick wished upon a monkey's paw to be a famous author. There is no other explanation.

 

[Red Frida]

he is very obviously joking you autistic fucking retards

Well was he also joking when he says he failed to resuscitate people using CPR twice and they died?

 

[Post Reply]

I mostly thought this exchange was funny due to the appearance of an account called Guinan Mammy.

 

[Ginebra]

Its obvious that his mother just treated him as a social experiment.

 

[Marvin]

Fat is less dense than water, child. Enjoy science class.

He hops in the water and immediately a greasy sheen covers the surface. A few hours later a new superfund site is declared. Enjoy swimming in pat's skin grease stalker child.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

There's gotta be Father's day art made of Fatrick when that holiday comes around.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Enjoy swimming in pat's skin grease stalker child.

No child, you are not "swimming in my esteemed skin grease™" as you so claim. That is impossible and you are delusional to think such an act is possible. Enjoy Prison stalker.

 

[Maude Snew]

You know what kills me about the gay virgin Fatrick? It’s that he lies about things that no adult would ever believe. It’s like he’s an 8 year old kid.

You are what you eat.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Vandalizing his own moped lmao.

Also, someone tell Pat that having sex with his zonked out wife doesn't count as performing CPR

 

[MajinGoku]

Has anyone from fatricks high school or his young adult life been interviewed about him

 

[RollingRock2]

Has anyone from fatricks high school or his young adult life been interviewed about him

I don't have the source but apparently in his yearbook a teacher says something like "he would argue with a fence post"

 

[Tablet County]

Has anyone from fatricks high school or his young adult life been interviewed about him

I know he has a brother in the military named Jake Raven, but I don't know if anyone's ever gotten ahold of him for an interview.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Has anyone from fatricks high school or his young adult life been interviewed about him

I could be wrong, but if recall correctly a brotherman got in touch with someone from Pat's HS yearbook. And i also recall that someone saying something along the lines of "he was an asshole". Like just a random dude from the yearbook lol.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I don't have the source but apparently in his yearbook a teacher says something like "he would argue with a fence post"

No child, have you look at the mirror gloating about rumors about me? I have never argue with a wooden fence, you are. Enjoy the dunce cap and detention, stalker baby girl.

I could be wrong, but if recall correctly a brotherman got in touch with someone from Pat's HS yearbook. And i also recall that someone saying something along the lines of "he was an asshole". Like just a random dude from the yearbook lol.

So, sum up, Fat Rick will always be a frat pig. He really grows up in such an extremely privileged scenario that he starts to become more egotistical and hungry for attention. I imagine he grew up to be spoiled rotten by his mommy and daddy to the point he becomes what he is today. Sad that if he has a reality check, Fatty could have just a completely different fate and future instead of being a retarded manbaby that is as fragile as a phosphophyllite. Nigger really lives a life where he think he is the fucking real tough main protagonist and a god complex us peasant children should revere for, not to be relentlessly mocked to death by the wider internet. Fatty is fat nonetheless.

You are what you eat.

He is going to have his personal combo of grease from Five Guys or McDonald's whilst sweeping his grease on his keyboard and phone.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Take him to Dr. Tomlinson

 

[An automatic clown]

Surely he's on statins or BP meds or Metformin or some shit. No way a man in his 40s who is that obese isn't on something.

He is on blood pressure meds. I believe how momma Ravens special boy qualified for the coof vax or booster before everyone else, pre existing condition