Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

"And so, I was reluctant to say something against drunkenness, not because it is an insignificant vice or worth overlooking, but because whatever I say would produce no benefit at all. For if the drunkard is out of his mind and in a stupor, whoever rebukes him goes through this rigmarole in vain since he does not hear a thing!” (Saint Basil the Great, On Fasting and Feasts, pp 84-85)

 

[not william stenchever]

People who say that only God can judge people are just wrong. It is my inalienable right granted by God to judge whoever the fuck I want. That goes for mockery too.

Some people like to comingle God judging one's immortal soul with their peers or even random strangers thinking that someone is a bitch ass (white bread) nigga

 

[A Cardboard Box]

His wife certainly doesn't seem to like what he turned into

People keep saying this, and every time they're talking out of their ass. There is literally NO EVIDENCE AT ALL that Kayla has attempted to get Nick to pull up, or even protested at his behavior. People need to stop assuming this is the case.

 

[zimzam88]

Do you know what would make this whole situation extra horrifying? April thinking that an accidental Rekieta baby would be worth something like 1/10th to 1/20th of a ~$100 million dollar trust.

Could she actually get pregnant if he only uses the balldo though? Might decrease fertility chances by a lot. I could see her trying and failing because he's so impotent.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

It's never been this over, Nickbros.

 

[DumbDude43]

he's gonna do 3 shows a day, 10 to 15 minutes each, for a week
then smugly declare victory

 

[Sharpeteer]

It's never been this over, Nickbros.

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Funny, I actually have Ralph's thread pulled up in another tab, and was thinking not long ago that the numbers were pretty close.

 

[Gorton Colu]

What a dysgenic child April and Nick would have. Between both of their hairlines, any child born would enter this existence with a skullet. A proboscis and gangly body are also likely.

please do not do this nick, children are a drag, remember. only use the balldo.

 

[DumbDude43]

What a dysgenic child April and Nick would have. Between both of their hairlines, any child born would enter this existence with a skullet. A proboscis and gangly body are also likely.

please do not do this Nick. Only use the balldo.

dont worry about genetics, worry about it being turned into a crack baby with FAS by their lifestyle

 

[AnOminous]

Hadn't seen this mentioned, sorry if late, but I had opened the latest Rekieta Law livestream to find a frame to show how bad he looks. Instead, I heard something strange towards the end of the podcast. You can definitely hear a door opening/closing at 3:28:31. I'll put the timestamped embed below.

What a complete douche. I guess Nick doesn't have to worry about anyone crying at his funeral when he gracelessly croaks. They'll be too busy pissing in the coffin.

 

[Nate Higgers]

What a complete douche. I guess Nick doesn't have to worry about anyone crying at his funeral when he gracelessly croaks. They'll be too busy pissing in the coffin.

People can rate me MATI or give me trashcans or disagree or whatever but I genuinely want him to die.

He’s on his way but just rip the fuckin bandaid off, bud. EDIT: I mean he should just drink more. Lots more. The best ending for him is dying of alcohol poisoning rather than liver failure/cirrhosis/delirium tremens/Hepatitis B

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

No show, because of Mother's Day.

Sure. He really does write like an effiminate bitch.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

he's gonna do 3 shows a day, 10 to 15 minutes each, for a week
then smugly declare victory

that's too much work, he'll most likely just claim the promised shows were a "joke" and anyone who didn't see that is a retard.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

What a passive-aggressive little girly-man. I suppose you can't expect much from someone so pathetic they get cucked by a cuck like Cuckieta.

No man, Aaron is totally alpha, he got to fuck the dude who was fucking his wife up the ass.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's never been this over, Nickbros.

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TBF, they locked the Ralph general thread in April. Though it's impressive how this thread beat it in only a month of it being locked.

This thread came within striking distance of surpassing the Keffals thread, but then Muta dropped that video on Keffals (which was admittedly really good, so I can't even be mad) and Qween Kaffffals is widening the gap again.

No show, because of Mother's Day.

Sure. He really does write like an effiminate bitch.
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I call bullshit.

I choose to believe he's having pre-divorce filing homosexual Balldo comfort sex with Aaron. Change my mind.

EDIT TO ADD:


I kid (maybe)

 

[AltisticRight]

I hope April picks Nick as her divorce lawyer.

She'll have to not only pay Aaron a divorce settlement, the court will order the divorce between her head and her torso in a ritualistic reinstatement of the guillotine.

The man needs an intervention of some intensity.

He needs an intervention with a Bowmore 1969 50-year-old from the Vaults Series.

It's never been this over, Nickbros.

TBF, they locked the Ralph general thread in April.

The thread was unlocked for a day as an April Fools joke, it has been locked since the subforum was created several years ago. It would be over 7000 pages now. Maybe I can merge it all to see what happens.

 

[Long Time Caller]

TBF, they locked the Ralph general thread in April. Though it's impressive how this thread beat it in only a month of it being locked.

Not even that really. The thread has been locked for years. It was opened up for the day on April 1 this year and then relocked.

 

[Captain Manning]

Not even that really. The thread has been locked for years. It was opened up for the day on April 1 this year and then relocked.

Okay, that makes sense then. I was wondering how the Ralph thread could "only" have 3645 pages. I had forgotten they spun it off into sub threads and locked that one.

I don't think it's realistic to think Nick could ever beat the totality of all the Ralph threads.

We were so close to beating Keffals though.

 

[Father Balldo]

What a dysgenic child April and Nick would have. Between both of their hairlines, any child born would enter this existence with a skullet. A proboscis and gangly body are also likely.

please do not do this nick, children are a drag, remember. only use the balldo.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

People keep saying this, and every time they're talking out of their ass. There is literally NO EVIDENCE AT ALL that Kayla has attempted to get Nick to pull up, or even protested at his behavior. People need to stop assuming this is the case.

She used to regular appear on his Livestream to the point she co-hosted shows WITH HIM to rather suddenly not appearing at all. That IS evidence.