🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Um...]

Seems like piggy was more than desperate to score a tiny W, just look at this prolonged sperging.

Yeah he’s desperately seeking a W, anything he can claim is a W because his streams continue to fail (his audience yesterday never got out of the 200s, low 200s at that) and his “smokin hot gf!’ is currently living it up in Cancun



while he swelters all alone in 108 degree heat in the poor section of Merida. Sad.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Flaggot Ralph huh?...
Man, I wonder how ol' Ralphy boy would do without his Rumble and Xitter

On one hand that would be funny as he’s broke and stranded in Mexico. On the other the only way we know anything about Ralph is because he puts it all in the internet. If he loses those all we’ll hear from him is telegram and weird russian sites maybe

 

[Near]

For all I care, Ralph can farm infinite Ws off dunking on Kinoshit. Maybe then that faggot will finally combust out of shame, but who am I kidding.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Can we hit the take the hat off goal?

 

[porkWellington]

Acerthorn might unironically live in a nicer apartment than Ralph

 

[AnOminous]

Acerthorn might unironically live in a nicer apartment than Ralph

He may even eat better. I bet he can eat all the raw hotdogs he likes while gobbling like a turkey, while Ralph has to skrimp on his xanny budget to afford his daily torta.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

He may even eat better. I bet he can eat all the raw hotdogs he likes while gobbling like a turkey, while Ralph has to skrimp on his xanny budget to afford his daily torta.

Ralph can't get any farther than the torta shack. You know how Taco Bell gives you the running shits? Well imagine eating authentic Mexican food, in Mexico. Ralph has been forced to bring his tortas home and eat them after the show because he know the devastation they will do to his bowels. What I'm saying is..... RIP Ralph's toilet.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Ralph can't get any farther than the torta shack. You know how Taco Bell gives you the running shits? Well imagine eating authentic Mexican food, in Mexico. Ralph has been forced to bring his tortas home and eat them after the show because he know the devastation they will do to his bowels. What I'm saying is..... RIP Ralph's toilet.

That’s why his lawyer is also his plumber! GAWDS PLAN BISH, THE RALPHAMALE WINS AGAIN

 

[DragoonSierra]

Piggy is a dumb nigger, more news at 11.
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Muh nigger momma.
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Whats insulting is he thinks this is automatically the "black experience"

 

[Telemeter]

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Can we hit the take the hat off goal?

Feaser is looking rosy in that pic, he's actually been spending time outdoors, huh? He's even got a little redneck going.

Garage sale hunting for Disney Princess toys?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Garage sale hunting for Disney Princess toys?

Either that or his mom's been making him mow lawns in the neighborhood

 

[NaggotFigger]

Ralph can't get any farther than the torta shack. You know how Taco Bell gives you the running shits? Well imagine eating authentic Mexican food, in Mexico. Ralph has been forced to bring his tortas home and eat them after the show because he know the devastation they will do to his bowels. What I'm saying is..... RIP Ralph's toilet.

God forbid you trying to hear him hollering, squealing, grunting and yelling at the same time when he sharts uncontrollably from his tortas. Fucking shit gets ever grosser if Ralph instead refused to bring those tortas that has diarrhea-inducing effects like Taco Bell does back home and just shits in the public male restrooms. I do not want to imagine the stench on one of these toilet stalls after he gets that shit. Gunt is fat, so it just gets worse when he takes a shit whilst attempting to "compress" his fat gunt.

Whats insulting is he thinks this is automatically the "black experience"

Ralph is extremely retarded that he thinks a "wigger" like him can think of this experience is like the true and honest experience from da hood. Ralph is just that, a pig failed so hard at trying to be a wigger. At least there are some niggers or wiggers that would not go as far as stupidity as Gunt was.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Do you think Ralph has bragged to his lawyer/plumber or the torta guy about how his plan he formulated with Teddy to get Kinochet banned worked perfectly?

 

[Schpoots]

Kinochet can just make a new account. Ralph cant make a new life.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Piggy is a dumb nigger, more news at 11.
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Muh nigger momma.
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Not one human on the planet has issued Ralph his Black card.

"Memphis"

Embarrassing.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Do you think Ralph has bragged to his lawyer/plumber or the torta guy about how his plan he formulated with Teddy to get Kinochet banned worked perfectly?

"Yeah"
"uh huh"
"We got that piece of shit Kinogay banned on X. Score a W for the Ralphamale!"
"El bano? What is that?"
"Oh right, the toilet. Yeah it's doing pretty good. Sometimes I have to plunge it, you know how the food here affects us gringos"
"Yes, yes I did. I stop printing out pictures of John Potter and flushing them, I remember you said that"

 

[Pigtoad]

Gunt is clogging up the Mexican sewer system. Disgusting and honestly callous to do the Mexican people. They are already getting set on fire and skinned alive, and Gunt has to make things worse by simply being there.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Gunt is clogging up the Mexican sewer system. Disgusting and honestly callous to do the Mexican people. They are already getting set on fire and skinned alive, and Gunt has to make things worse by simply being there.

I sense the smell of sulphur, some burning rubber, and a hint of lilac.

 

[Rage Pig]

BPD Gunt


I have no idea what this is about, but little miss bpd piggy is big mad

 

[AltisticRight]

RIP Ralph's toilet.

And his lawyer-plummer-landlord Ricardo Gonzales.