He's right. Americans have a culture centered around driving, so couple that with their shitty diet, and you have a population of yellow Play-Doh-eating retards that are living the majority of their day in a posture that simulates sitting on the toilet, which is TERRIBLE for the muscles down there.
Moreover, go to any city. Go to L. A. at 10 P. M. and try to find a restroom. Bugmen are so Jewish that they won't let you use the restroom unless you spend money. Public toilets are nonexistent because of niggers and spics. There is nowhere for working men to use the restroom unless they are at work or home.
I don't know what to to tell you, but I spent a few years living in a small town where my parents frequented Wal-Mart and I never ever saw anything like this; one would think that random chance would dictate that at least one such incident might have crossed my path, but no. I have no choice but to conclude that these incidents are cherry-picked, and about as reliable as the discourse on obligatory shredded cheddar.
Haven't had a chance to listen yet myself, but old man Null probably remembers Olestra - a fat substitute that was banned in Canada and the UK but had a run of popularity in the US, which ultimately led to the nightmarish phrase "anal leakage" becoming mainstream:
Wasn't it branded as Ally for that? I remember around the same time the Olestra stuff was happening that was around as well and it disappeared at about the same time.
I've got to say, I've always found the background to the podcast to be strangely bleak, and somewhat foreboding. It doesn't really look like a sunset. It always reminds me of one of those ominous painting you can find in Dishonored.
It would be pretty cool for the scene to transition after each segment. Haveing a sunset, a starry sky reflected on the water and of course a full moon for the lolcow segment.
The signs null is trying to explain sound like something that would be in a Dick's Last Resort.
They are a chain of restaurants in touristy places that serves crappy food and people pay to get trolled by the waitstaff.
It would be pretty cool for the scene to transition after each segment. Haveing a sunset, a starry sky reflected on the water and of course a full moon for the lolcow segment.
I mean if we are going that far we might as well have Josh set up a camera on a hiil facing the horizon.
I personally support this because it would create a new HWNDU or window of life situation.
If we get another "Person" stream I hope he makes a highlight reel of the best moments of the window of life with him reacting for 3 hours.
These were 2 different things. Olestra is an undigestable synthetic fat to be added to food in place of regular fats/oils. It has the similar chemical properties and behaviors, it has a similar taste, but it can't be absorbed in the GI tract. It's the equivalent of 0 calorie sugar substitutes that are similar enough in chemical structure to trick our taste buds, but are either unabsorbable or metabolically useless. All that unabsorbed fat then stayed in your GI tract, effectively lubing up your get and giving people (especially binge eaters of olestra products eating a bunch because they're "healthy/guilt free") GI cramps, diarrhea, and the aformentioned anal leakage.
The pills, like Orlistat, inhibited enzymes that broke down fats in the form of triglycerides into the absorbable free fatty acid chains. So when the user would eat fatty foods, the effect was much the same. Fats remain undigested in your GI tract (teehee calorie free tasty foods!), and you get the same problems from oily anal leakage to fecal spewing.
Naturally people didn't appreciate the side effect of either being you constantly smell like shit because your butthole can't stop leaking, and they were often ineffective because fatasses would eat even more because they were now "eating healthy".
E: @GenociderSyo Yes, Alli was Orlistat!