Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[JudyTester]

Maybe I'm being a retard, but has Jack shopped in a top reviewer sticker to his display pic?

HE DID. Oh my gosh, great catch.

For reference, I went and found a random actual top reviewer. The icon should be outside of the circular profile picture.

 

[a terminal posture]

HE DID. Oh my gosh, great catch.

For reference, I went and found a random actual top reviewer. The icon should be outside of the circular profile picture.
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No:

Seems like the location of the star is dependent on the device you are using. All you have to do to get the star is review a lot, quality not considered. "Service gud. Flavors were amazing. Wings were on the small side. A-" x 1,000

 

[densedance]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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They need to make it a three way debate with fatty to really see some hardcore dementia

 

[biggacracka]

They need to make it a three way debate with fatty to really see some hardcore dementia

"Border gud, liberuls bad, a-"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This is sadly the status quo in redneck areas. The only thing missing is them blasting Toby Keith and smoking something.

But the beer they'd be drinking would be something like Coors. Jr probably thinks that drinking Blue Moon makes him look classy.

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What's going to be great from this is how each side will claim their guy won and the other guy lost.

 

[densedance]

 

[Pig Cups]

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jr riding around town drinking beer on a scooter with the label “T. Scalfani” what does it mean ?

I’m going to give the benefit of the doubt here. Yeah, she’s a porker, but I don’t think Tammy’s reached the point of needing a scootypuff…yet.

Jack doesn’t really own anything, since everything he has is the result of Tammy’s income. Assuming this was taken during a Florida or (less likely) Vegas trip, that scootypuff is a rental. From there, it’s pretty simple- Tammy’s name is on it because the reservation/credit card used to secure it would be under her name, not Jack’s. Her husband is incapable of paying/accepting financial responsibility for anything, so why would his name be on it? Her reservation, her responsibility. She’s the one on the hook if the stupid thing careens into a lamppost.

Jack’s existence revolves around consuming/using things that his wife pays for. Utterly pathetic.

Jack visits an urgent care on Saturday. Leaves a 5 star review.

So, what are you saying, Jack? That you would've docked them a couple of stars if there were more patients (something you can’t control), unavoidably leading to slightly longer wait times?

That’s something he would absolutely do, sadly.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Jack doesn’t really own anything, since everything he has is the result of Tammy’s income.

I've always assumed that Tammy must have inherited a bunch of money or something, there's no way they could live that lifestyle off one accountant income, could they? Especially with Jack blowing money on grills/smokers/freeze dryers etc, and tech gadgets(for his youtube channel he gets no return on).

 

[pupupiipo]

About 30 minutes ago was scrolling through youtube and hes livestream came up, havent been keeping up but holy fuck has his healt gone to shit

Whole right side of the body all fucked up including not being able to control or keep open right side eye and slurred speech

Kinda just waiting till this fatfuck kicks it tbh

 

[Buck Mullet]

@ 3:48 "AHHHH MEAT" lol

 

[Bassomatic]

Fucking fat faggot I hope he tries ODing on ozampic. God this slurred out retard is getting worse more gravel in his voice. Tammy legit ordered for him if you notice and then reminds him what he got as he's staring at a pile (the biggest order of 16) of wings.

Their gross fat friend is there that queso looked like Velveeta with a few pickled jalapenos on it.

Boo hoo bars have smoking. Has to go out talk shit on them to prove the man with a home brew kit and a gay son doesn't drink. You'd think he'd learn rule proper for his video but nah just go well I think it's the rule.

I'm actually in a great mood but Jack is extra pathetic and insufferable for some reason. Die Jack.

 

[AltisticRight]

>your right
I hope you're next stroke is near, Jack.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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2nd Moon Landing was November 19th, 1969, you dumb fat fuck.

 

[Tiresome]

2nd Moon Landing was November 19th, 1969, you dumb fat fuck.

He's a fringe-far-right believing conspiritard, of course he doesn't believe people ever landed on the moon.

 

[Super Hans v2]

He's a fringe-far-right believing conspiritard, of course he doesn't believe people ever landed on the moon.

The only thing Jack is is fringe-retard. If Jack was far right he wouldn't be the living embodiment of the 'society exists to keep niggers on life support so they can guzzle fried chicken grease' 4chan copypasya.

 

[Tiresome]

The only thing Jack is is fringe-retard. If Jack was far right he wouldn't be the living embodiment of the 'society exists to keep niggers on life support so they can guzzle fried chicken grease' 4chan copypasya.

He's absolutely right-wing, but of the species that is nothing but a complete drain on civilization but somehow feels that they and only they are entitled to the societal teat and personally are better than every other parasite out there. They're not rare.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

He's a fringe-far-right believing conspiritard, of course he doesn't believe people ever landed on the moon.

Oh, I know but if you're going to be a conspiracy loon at least get the details right he could have easily said "Another Moon Landing" He said 2nd because I believe that dumb fuck thinks we only landed even "fake" landed once even if he believed in the moon landing, he still be clueless to there being a 2nd one.

 

[Andoxico]

 

[biggacracka]

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Surprisingly self aware? Or so oblivious it circles back?
Horseshoe theory is real guys