Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Marc]

Jack is approaching Steven Seagal levels of insolence:

Fatty's entire schtick has devolved into petulantly insisting that, just because he filmed himself ordering food, plating it before himself at a table, then drooling over it like Scooby-Doo, the conspicuously absent footage of him gorging on it should instead be taken to mean that he never ate a morsel of it, and FUCK YOU if you inferred anything, at all; because it's none of your business, MOM.

The guy is so obese that he can no longer use any part of his body requiring more dexterity than a bowel, and only bothers filming himself being wheeled up to a takeout so he can claim such premeditated bouts of gluttony as a business deduction for his UTOOB - All while bitching about taxes he criminally refuses to pay, bullying waitstaff he hypocritically refuses to treat in a christlike manner, and criticizing the flavors and portions of foods he brazenly insists he didn't eat. I'm confident that Jack will make it the rest of his life without being audited by the IRS because, even if it happened tomorrow, it would cause him to immediately die.

 

[ZipDisk]

Bowl of Burgoo?

 

[mil0]

jr riding around town drinking beer on a scooter with the label “T. Scalfani” what does it mean ?

 

[ddlloo]

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jr riding around town drinking beer on a scooter with the label “T. Scalfani” what does it mean ?

Iconic image.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Bowl of Burgoo?

A stew made with the barbecue and some veggies

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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In case anyone thought this was the one bbq joint in existence that didn't let you order meat by the pound.

Can this fat faggot stop being a fragile little bitch for one moment?

And the answer of course is no.

I wish someone would stick that Capslock inside his ass. Also what the fuck is with "no aliens were at the restaurant either" even mean?
Is that a joke towards John because he asked if Tammy got the secondaries or does he mean immigrants?

He's being a fragile little bitch and attempting sarcasm. The whole thing reeks of desperation and him just wanting to argue.

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jr riding around town drinking beer on a scooter with the label “T. Scalfani” what does it mean ?

It means he's a faggot.

But seriously this was probably from their trip to Florida. There's a bit where he and Hammy take off on scooters to get something because Hammy is too fat to walk and Jr is too lazy.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

But seriously this was probably from their trip to Florida. There's a bit where he and Hammy take off on scooters to get something because Hammy is too fat to walk and Jr is too lazy.

Yeah I'd say you're right, they are the same height in that picture so she's in one too.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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jr riding around town drinking beer on a scooter with the label “T. Scalfani” what does it mean ?

It means he's drunk driving and should be given a harsher punishment than the current legal system would.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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jr riding around town drinking beer on a scooter with the label “T. Scalfani” what does it mean ?

That their journey to being complete White Trash is complete.

 

[Harambe]

That their journey to being complete White Trash is complete.

uh uh uh notice that it's a blue moon but also it's an unopened blue moon he is violating no open container laws nor is he drinking and driving
scalfanis stay classy

 

[AltisticRight]

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Hope a utilities pole makes quick work of that fucking idiot.

 

[BigTsBull]

Jack visits an urgent care on Saturday. Leaves a 5 star review.

 

[Caligura]

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This has the same energy as those Twitter meme drawings where a picture like this is used as a template to draw anime/vidya characters over them.

 

[._.]

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this is actually the most amazing thing any Scalfani has done in a while, the level of white trash here is mind melting. I love it.
Oh I was wondering about why it doesnt say Jack or JR but I think it might be Tammys? This is insane. Looking again it looks like theres another attached to a key in the scooter so if it is from Florida trip, they probably rented scooters or something and the place gave each of them a labeled key and hers just fell off.

Imagine being wherever they are--Im assuming some redneck area with good ol boys so they arent all that out of place, but seeing these obese people, maybe 1 or 2 of three being morbidly obese, wearing a bunch of Christian and meat-themed apparel, scooting down the sidewalk at like 2 mph and their scooter straining, drinking beer with a bunch of shit and trash in the cart stopping to take a selfie.

I wish Tammy had a backwards hat on too.

 

[eatler]

Imagine being wherever they are--Im assuming some redneck area with good ol boys so they arent all that out of place, but seeing these obese people, maybe 1 or 2 of three being morbidly obese, wearing a bunch of Christian and meat-themed apparel, scooting down the sidewalk at like 2 mph and their scooter straining, drinking beer with a bunch of shit and trash in the cart stopping to take a selfie.

This is sadly the status quo in redneck areas. The only thing missing is them blasting Toby Keith and smoking something.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack visits an urgent care on Saturday. Leaves a 5 star review.

Better luck next time.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Jack visits an urgent care on Saturday. Leaves a 5 star review.

God willing the next stroke is near

 

[Polska krowa]

Jack visits an urgent care on Saturday. Leaves a 5 star review.

Maybe I'm being a retard, but has Jack shopped in a top reviewer sticker to his display pic?

 

[Gulls on Film]

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I love how mad he gets when his childish attempts to hide food are called out. "YES TAMMY ATE 4 SIDES BY HERSELF, MOM." Pretty soon, he's going to start forcing Tammy to eat an entire family sized portion of mac and cheese on camera while playing his "avoid the Youtube copyright police" clown music in a hellish fever dream of a video just to prove the haters wrong.

Jack visits an urgent care on Saturday. Leaves a 5 star review.

Jack hasn't been able to do anything fast paced in years.

 

[Kosher Salt]

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I'd almost be inclined to give him a pass for not wanting to pay more to get a pound of meat instead of a plate with sides. But honestly, to get a much smaller portion of meat (we all know he could eat a pound easily), and sides that he can't and supposedly won't eat, it doesn't really seem like that's worth saving a couple bucks.

Of course, he does have a wife. They could split a pound. She could order her sides a la carte. It'd only be a little cheaper than just ordering two plates, but they'd have to agree on what meat they wanted, and Jack would have to share, so obviously that's out of the question.

I wonder if they'd sell a half pound at the bulk price so you could get more than one thing to try without having to order multiple pounds of meat. Not that I doubt Jack could eat it all.