Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[CaseyTatumm]

Iv noticed with sky even at birth one of her eyes seems smaller than the other. Sometimes seems a bit squinty too.

I think it can resolve on its own, one my kids had a smaller eye as a baby and now it’s barely noticeable. I was super freaked out though lol.

Maury may be gone but Steve wilkos does DNA and he loves getting into the nitty gritty of the dna drama

 

[Rotogravure]

Some pictures she looks maybe mixed then others she looks like a plain old white baby.
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Schrödinger's Ghetto Baby

 

[Ass Dan]

Schrödinger's Ghetto Baby

Some mixed babies do come out way closer to their white parent in skin tone. Look at Jason Kidd and Wentworth Miller. Sammie's trashiness and compulsive lying are bigger factors in Skylan possibly not being Darnell's than the baby's light skin. I think she does resemble him a little, but again, Sammie is a lying pig so who knows.

 

[ZB927]

Right? There is no way with a parent who's that dark and has a face that any progeny didn't inherit ANY of those traits.

Here's a pic of Ray-Ray, a far more likely candidate.
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I know I have more pictures than this but this'll have to do for right now.

When Darnell skips out for good and Sammie demands child support, it would be a good idea for him to get a paternity test. (I wish Maury was still on the air. Sammie and her orbiters are perfect for a "You are NOT the father!" episode.)

So, operating under the assumption that Sammie forced Darnell to sign an Acknowledgment of Paternity in the hospital (because she probably tard-raged about it - you know she's a shrill harpy), he only has 60 days from the date of signing to rescind that AOP, which has already passed. After the 60 days, Arkansas doesn't care if Sammie herself shouts from the rooftops that ET isn't the daddy. He signed the form so he's on the hook. The form very clearly explains, in numerous places, the full degree to which you would be fucked and the many positions of which the state can fuck you very dryly if you sign it without being 100% sure.

Obviously he can try to fight that in court if she files for child support, but the burden of proof would be on him and the child support order continues during litigation, which, if he has to prove he's not the father and Sammie won't produce Skylan for testing, could go on for a long, long time.

If he didn't sign an AOP, then the state will start investigating paternity if Sammie so much as sneezes in the direction of public assistance. And since she has no problem putting all of her shit on the internet, it will be a short investigation. They'll do a paternity test on Darnell by withholding assistance until she complies. If he's not the father, yay for him! But since he's the only one she's named, I don't think they'd keep looking.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Some pictures she looks maybe mixed then others she looks like a plain old white baby.
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I think Sammie fucks around with some basic filters to darken Skylander's skin. I don't see any of ET's features in her.

 

[often puzzled]

I know I have more pictures than this but this'll have to do for right now.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what you'd do if your computer got seized, and you had to explain why you have a hard drive full of photos of the likes of cuzzin Ray-Ray, pantsless Alex Dacy, and Chantal's feet? Because I often do.

"Well, you see officer . . . you know what, never mind, just cuff me and take me in."

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Do you ever find yourself wondering what you'd do if your computer got seized, and you had to explain why you have a hard drive full of photos of the likes of cuzzin Ray-Ray, pantsless Alex Dacy, and Chantal's feet? Because I often do.

"Well, you see officer . . . you know what, never mind, just cuff me and take me in."

I actually think about this alot lol. Some day someone will go through my phone and wonder why so many screenshots of people I don't even know I got my reasons ok?!

 

[ZB927]

Do you ever find yourself wondering what you'd do if your computer got seized, and you had to explain why you have a hard drive full of photos of the likes of cuzzin Ray-Ray, pantsless Alex Dacy, and Chantal's feet? Because I often do.

"Well, you see officer . . . you know what, never mind, just cuff me and take me in."

I actually think about this alot lol. Some day someone will go through my phone and wonder why so many screenshots of people I don't even know I got my reasons ok?!

Holy shit y'all, I've had to go through my screenshots with my coworker standing beside me looking and I have to be like "Don't ask. It's hard to explain" while blushing hard. My husband has learned not to ask questions too because sometimes he'll look over and I'll be zooming in on weird shit and he knows not to get me going. And it's not just for the farms - I have some crazy personal cows too.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I delete everything instantly lol. My spouse does know about kiwifarms though and we laugh through it together.

Kang's n queens n shit. Notice how anyone with king and queen items are usually ghetto or trashy?


Sammie pretending to be a blood lol.


Get this hog fixed, I'm sure a vet could handle it.

 

[ZB927]

I delete everything instantly lol.

My stubborn ass keeps everything, much to my husband's chagrin. I have maxed out the storage space on every phone I've have with thousands of screenshots and my Google storage is always on the brink. My current oldest screenshot goes back to December 2018.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I actually think about this alot lol. Some day someone will go through my phone and wonder why so many screenshots of people I don't even know I got my reasons ok?!

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thinks about this.

My husband once needed to borrow my phone since his died, and a photo of cobes showed up. He was so confused.

 

[Got Milk!]

I delete everything instantly lol. My spouse does know about kiwifarms though and we laugh through it together.

Kang's n queens n shit. Notice how anyone with king and queen items are usually ghetto or trashy?
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Picture of Kim and Dalton reminds me of this clip. Should be appropriately time stamped. (If not, it's at 5:36 in the clip. About 10 seconds long)

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Sammie pretending to be a blood lol.
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Hold up. Now I could totally be wrong, but didn't Sammie declare herself and ET to be Crips a few pages back? Or did she say they *weren't* Crips? Guess I need to go investigate.

Nevermind. She declared that they weren't Crips.

Carry on.

Edit: results of investigation.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Hold up. Now I could totally be wrong, but didn't Sammie declare herself and ET to be Crips a few pages back? Or did she say they *weren't* Crips? Guess I need to go investigate.

Nevermind. She declared that they weren't Crips.

Carry on.

Edit: results of investigation.

I think they wuz bludz like her baby daddy lil Wayne lol

 

[Cheesegirl78]

My search history is what you might call...eclectic.

My Google has searches on "how to sew a proper French seam", to "do bees and chickens have vaginas?"

 

[Vi0l3t]

Hold up. Now I could totally be wrong, but didn't Sammie declare herself and ET to be Crips a few pages back? Or did she say they *weren't* Crips? Guess I need to go investigate.

Nevermind. She declared that they weren't Crips.

Carry on.

Edit: results of investigation.

Pretty sure shes claimed both before but not 100%

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Pretty sure shes claimed both before but not 100%

She definitely did, like at the same time in the same video.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Pretty sure shes claimed both before but not 100%

She definitely did, like at the same time in the same video.

Yeah she did claim both at one point, but just a few pages ago she mentioned it again. But this time it was "Me And Darnell Ain't No Crips All Blood Over Here" (pg. 947, comment on a video screenshot)

Her dumb ass a blood? Whatthefuckever.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Yeah she did claim both at one point, but just a few pages ago she mentioned it again. But this time it was "Me And Darnell Ain't No Crips All Blood Over Here" (pg. 947, comment on a video screenshot)

Her dumb ass a blood? Whatthefuckever.

I wish gang members would shoot her ass up in a drive by, imagine her fat ass running

 

[ZB927]

They're "starting our summer so excited" as if they have a life that they need a summer break from.

Aidean still not in a booster seat.


Camping, probably because they have no where else to go.