Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

Cobes needs to get back with the dumb bells
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Ahh the good ol’ days when he was still “thumping iron”

 

[anliteralidiot]

Whooooaaaa that goth dude smellz güd

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Elton John phenotype

 

[Deez Nuts]

Thats some Daniel Larson level of thinking, he expects the FBI to come help him with his citizens arrest of a restaurants staff for printing nudes of him or something. i will say some homeless dude saying he's putting every here under citizens arrest was funny shit

Ironically in the end the feds did go after his “managers”.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Whooooaaaa that goth dude smellz güd

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Even back then his face looked 20 years older.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Ironically in the end the feds did go after his “managers”.

Yea I cant wait til this chapter ends to see who all gets time and what not. Like I honestly thought that FBI agent was a troll until recently lol

 

[Molly Millions]

Yea I cant wait til this chapter ends to see who all gets time and what not. Like I honestly thought that FBI agent was a troll until recently lol

It didn't help that a dozen different weens pretended to be McDougall and that Daniel believed every single one of them.

Our gothic bad BOY is a fucking genius compared to Danderson

 

[biggacracka]

It didn't help that a dozen different weens pretended to be McDougall and that Daniel believed every single one of them.

Our gothic bad BOY is a fucking genius compared to Danderson

Daniel assumes everyone is truthful, Cobes assumes everyone is a trole.
2 parts of the same regarded yin yang

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

It didn't help that a dozen different weens pretended to be McDougall and that Daniel believed every single one of them.

Our gothic bad BOY is a fucking genius compared to Danderson

It is weird one assumes everyone is truth and the other assumes everyone is lying, but yea freaking Cobes is a rocket scientist is a freaking genius compared to Dan

 

[Hennimore]

Just checking back in to say that I miss the boy. Alright see you guys when he starts uploading again.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

If clint has such pointy nipples, why don't he put the BOY in a group home

Group home? Why? Does the boy have some type of condition that would warrant that?

 

[Umaibae]

Ahh the good ol’ days when he was still “thumping iron”

Video title misspelling on the level of “nighr video.” Those were the days.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Video title misspelling on the level of “nighr video.” Those were the days.

IIRC he even talked about BLM in "nighr video" and the video's still up on his channel.

 

[bonified retard]

IIRC he even talked about BLM in "nighr video" and the video's still up on his channel.

Yeah, it was a response to the George Floyd protests, which reminds me of an underrated cobra delusion that I think gets overshadowed by the Isis takedown.

Using his dark powers to help sentence the police officers who shot George Floyd.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I’m sure it’s been brought up a countless amount of times BUUUUT any guess as to what Cobes’ political affiliation is? I’ve always seen him as sort of a libertarian but I can also see him really not having one and just much of what he says politically is just him regurgitating the same stuff the breadtubers he’s watched say.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I’m sure it’s been brought up a countless amount of times BUUUUT any guess as to what Cobes’ political affiliation is? I’ve always seen him as sort of a libertarian but I can also see him really not having one and just much of what he says politically is just him regurgitating the same stuff the breadtubers he’s watched say.

Cobes political affiliation is whatever Youtube video or facebook post he's most recently seen. Back in the day he was a huge fan of the Young Turks a progressive news show and would play them in his videos and parrot their talking points. Now he watches Manosphere type people who lean more towards the right and parrots their views. His only consistent political belief is that Cannabis should be legalized. People on the reddit loved to claim he was this hardcore right-wing guy because of course they did but he never really had any beliefs like that. Even with tranny shit he still would go out of his way to use all the proper troon words and stuff.

 

[TheTourist]

Cobes political affiliation is whatever Youtube video or facebook post he's most recently seen.

Safest bet for a youtube talking head shaking the tip jar to get by. The BOY ain't quite as stupid as he looks.

 

[AnOminous]

Cobes political affiliation is whatever Youtube video or facebook post he's most recently seen.

His political affiliation is basically retard. He's too dumb to have an ideology. He couldn't fit in with SJWs because, as buttfuck retarded as they are, they have a whole checklist of beliefs you have to keep track of, especially since they change every day, and while he'd be willing to do that, he'd be unable. It requires a sort of whitebread level of semi-intelligence just to keep track of the daily gibberish and buzzwords.

He isn't any of the doctrinaire sorts of things like commie or Nazi that any retard can be (because their beliefs remain more or less the same over time). He can't even manage to keep that kind of thing straight.

So long as he can worship Ozzy and smoke weed he's whatever dude. Actually maybe he is smarter than SJWs or ideologues.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I guess he’s not going to look for puffersth when the temp rises.
I wonder if they found him all dessicated while moving cobes out,

 

['Ole Dente]

It's not for "absolutely no reason". The reason why Cobes goes out of his way to specify "of age" and all that shit is for years he has had 24/7 texts and calls from people accusing him of being a pedophile. Back when /r/theboglim existed you could find screenshots of people texting him accusing him of all types of shit. It did not magically start for no reason. If you go watch his old videos he did not say that. I guaran fucking tee you the reason why he said "Ozzy Osbournes kids gross me out sexually" was a troll texted him "You want to fuck Ozzy's kids you are a sicko pedo!"

It’s because he got involved with an underaged girl a long time ago and he noped out immediately after finding out. A handful of his friends are real victims of childhood sexual exploitation and it genuinely makes him upset. He’s also aware of how creepy he looks, he disclaims prior to conversations because he knows people will assume he’s some sexual deviant and he doesn’t like that.

There are a lot of reasonable explanations for a lot of the things he says and does, it’s just easier and funnier to say he’s a child rapist on Reddit.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It’s because he got involved with an underaged girl a long time ago and he noped out immediately after finding out.

Correct me if I'm wrong here this is ancient lore but wasn't what happened basically a waaaaaaaay long time ago like in the Clint basement days a troll posed as a girl flirted with Josh then said something like "I'm actually underaged!" then he immediately cut all contact?