Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Party Hat Wurmple]

to be fair there's a large difference between shooting (real or BB) animals causing you and your property actual harm and taking pleasure in slowly drowning racoons that would not be bothering you and stealing your cat food if you just fed your cats inside.

You don't want wild animals that could be harmful to you and to your pets making their homes in your backyard. That is why you get rid of racoons, and skunks, and other creatures. If they decide to make your backyard into their home, it is your duty as a responsible pet owner (if you have them) to chase them away. If they don't go away, killing them is an option that needs to be considered if they become a serious problem. It's clear you fuckers have never dealt with problematic wildlife.

There's also a difference between shooting an animal in a manner that immediately kills them, giving them a quick death, and shooting them in a manner that doesn't kill right away, and causes extreme pain and suffering for them.

Nick would absolutely do the latter. Monster. Those poor Skuntanks don't stand a chance.

If you've ever been hunting, you know that whether an animal dies a quick death or not entirely depends on whether or not they stand still.

When is it not whiskey edition, Nick?

Clearly when it's bourbon edition.

 

[dustnight]

Balldo sisters


I don't feel so good...

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's clear you fuckers have never dealt with problematic wildlife.

It's not the dealing with wildlife, shooting a raccoon in the face if it's being a pest is more or less fine.

Nick doesn't do that, he takes glee and pleasure in it, he locks himself in sheds and fights raccoons with hammers like he's reenacting scenes from The Raid, he traps skunks and throws their cages in bodies of water so they slowly drown.

Also keeping your cats outdoors is retarded, end of line.

 

[AnOminous]

Over easy is the best way.

In a skillet? It's the only way. And then there's scrambled. That's what you pretend you intended to make when you fuck up over easy. But there's also basted, when you do them sort of like sunny-side but constantly drop hot bacon grease on them while frying them.

There are plenty of amazing ways to make eggs. Did I mention shirred eggs? I think I did. And then there's the frittata. There's little better than that for both waking up passed-out party-goers and getting them on their way while simultaneously cleaning up the kitchen. A dish you can actually recruit a bunch of stoned-out retards not only to make but to get rid of the chopped-up prepped veggies from the previous night?

And on top of that, when you're done, you have a breakfast other people made, with food they brought, and they're off your floor and out the door.

And sorry, soft cooked eggs, those are awesome too. Poached are great, too, but fuck, I hate paying attention that much. It's so easy to fuck them up. I love poached eggs in Eggs Benedict. At a restaurant. Where someone else has to do it.

Okay, though, over easy is the absolute king way to make eggs.

I can't even think of something retarded to say to make this vaguely about Nick Eggkieta, whoever that is. Why did someone call this thread about eggs something about some guy nobody ever heard of?

Gentle reminder to the participants in this thread: if you feel the need to mention how much better you can cook eggs, compared to someone who doesn't know how to cook eggs, you have set a very low bar for things you need to prove about yourself to complete strangers.

t. egglet

A post from a retard who can't cook eggs, and hates people who can, out of a furious jealousy of our egg-cooking abilities. Look upon us and our majesty you fool and regret your egglet life!

A raggedy bearded mentally ill guy

Why are you hijacking this egg thread with a description of Nick Rekieta?

People begging for new content to stop the eggs talk, only for it to be revealed that Nick went to the kind of sex shop that sells used dildos??? and hosts gay sex orgies in the viewing booths is some straight up monkey paw shit.

Do you miss me yet?

 

[Shazam]

Holy KEK.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I can't stop staring at Nicks hair.

It looks like he dumps the butter (or eggs) straight into his hair. His combover is also not believeable at all

Apparently Cgoody is jumping on the memology comment


*edit. I like the chat

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

If they don't go away, killing them is an option that needs to be considered if they become a serious problem. It's clear you fuckers have never dealt with problematic wildlife.

you misread what I said, my contention is not with chasing them away or killing them. I'm all for shooting what you gotta shoot or trapping what you gotta trap especially if you live in that part of the country where you gotta do that. My parents live in an area like that where they gotta take out coyotes and stuff.

What I'm VERY SPECIFICALLY against is what Nick described and admitted to doing which was

a. going out of his way to capture the racoons instead of some sort of kill trap
b. once captured, drowning the racoons slowly instead of just putting a bullet in their heads or just releasing them far away or even dialing animal control (though I recognize this is not an option everywhere)
c. seemingly taking a sadistic pleasure in the slow drowning of the racoon. I mean come on man just listen to this clear it isn't normal pest control he's engaging with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3bL7XNs3Jo

edit: on review, he drowned the skunks, he slowly hammered the racoons to death. I have never heard of anyone living in places like where rackets does go about pest control in this manner, outside of horror shows involving sociopathic future serial killers

 

[crab fucker]

You don't want wild animals that could be harmful to you and to your pets making their homes in your backyard. That is why you get rid of racoons, and skunks, and other creatures. If they decide to make your backyard into their home, it is your duty as a responsible pet owner (if you have them) to chase them away. If they don't go away, killing them is an option that needs to be considered if they become a serious problem. It's clear you fuckers have never dealt with problematic wildlife.

The easier solution is to first of all not have your cats live outside where they can get in fights with racoons and come back with rabies or other diseases, it doesn't matter how many raccoons or skunks you kill, that threat will always be there. Leaving food outside for stray cats/ your cats and then being surprised when a raccoon tries to eat it is peak mentally retarded. Nick clearly took some kind of sick pleasure from killing an animal that is admittedly vermin, but at most that task should only be a chore and not some sick story he takes pleasure in.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I can't stop staring at Nicks hair.

Enjoy it while it lasts fren. That hair is on borrowed time.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I want to personally thank @Associate Rick for collaborating with this parody & @BooferScooper for using his ai prowess for bringing this ai to life by singing the song and adding the ai filter.




Just for one night
Parody of one headlight by the wallflowers
Written by Cal Rollia & @Associate Rick
Sung & programmed by: @BooferScooper

[Verse 1]
So long ago, I can't recall the facts
That's when they say I lost my Rumble contract
Well they said my Locals died cause of a horny wine mom crowd
As I stumbled through a whiskey induced cloud

[Verse 2]
I saw my career went up and down being outdrawn
By youtubers who have practiced real law
It always seemed like they adored, I raked in cash for every pour
Now I wonder why they don't hang around no more


[Chorus]
He-ey-ey
Watch my viewers shrivel
Donos down forever
Gotta be something better than a dodged missile
Me and manderilla
We can swing together
We can put the balldo on

(Replace one headlight once we find the replacement.)

[Verse 4]
She said, "It's cool, it sometimes happens when you're sick"
But I can't deny it's the whiskey dick
And there's got to be some help for me
Some escape from cuckoldry
Been through this maze of hedonism & Sneed

March 13 2024 12:30pm

(Verse 5)
haven't seen the sun after burning the lawtube bridge
Safe to say that my marriage & career is dead
I wished a million dollars till out of breath
Disgruntled Fans unsubbed to defect
Locals shit the bed, just like the prizes I've pledged

(Chorus)
He-ey-ey
Watch my viewers shrivel
Donos down forever
Gotta be something better than a dodged missile
Me and manderilla
We can swing together
We can put the balldo on
For just one night

[Verse 6]
I don't wanna do my show
I feel like a beat up Rectum
I turn on the donos but the donos doesn't glow
I reek of cheap whiskey and cigarettes
My life feels I'm living with such regret
Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn


[Verse 7]
I'm so alone, and I feel just like somebody else
Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same
But somewhere here in between
Inside this vault of coping streams
I think this drinking must be killing me

(Chorus)
Hey, hey, heyyyyy
Watch my viewers shrivel
Donos down forever
Gotta be something better than a dodged missile
Me and manderilla
We can swing together
We balldo on
For just one night

https://youtu.be/Zzyfcys1aLM?si=A5BUV3Hue1e_7EK9

 

[Peace Through Power]

He is telling the human traffiking story (or joke idk?) about the Willmar massage parlor again. Pretend laughing too. Learning well from the AckMaster I see

 

[Space Pope]

The reason Nicki had to make sure he streamed today is he finally got around to paying April's ticket after no-showing. With no money coming in, this $129 is a big ask and seriously puts a dent in their precooked egg budget.

With the note that there was returned mail today, I continue to believe this dumb drunken faggot has not cleared his email inbox and continues to miss every court communication.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

@WhimsicalTrolli Nice lyrics, but if you tried to upload a file it's fucked

 

[AnOminous]

You don't want wild animals that could be harmful to you and to your pets making their homes in your backyard. That is why you get rid of racoons, and skunks, and other creatures.

You're a fucking faggot. Skunks will quite literally just leave your property if you annoy them a bit. They are shy and non-hostile and present absolutely no threat. You do not trap them and drown them like some kind of sick psycho.

Raccoons are a different matter, because they're intelligent and not afraid of you, generally, and will continue to fuck with you if you don't stop them, and nasty enough to fuck up even a big dog. Or you, not that they do. Sometimes they need to get shot.

Quit trying to excuse Nick's weird, gleeful bullshit about drowning skunks though. That was some fucked-up shit and nothing you say will make that better, and if you ever did that shit, you're a sick fuck yourself.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

@WhimsicalTrolli Nice lyrics, but if you tried to upload a file it's fucked

Yeah I will probably have boofer upload it to kiwi core or I need to get a mp3 extension off of him.

Here it is

 

[PositiveHatred]

you misread what I said, my contention is not with chasing them away or killing them. I'm all for shooting what you gotta shoot or trapping what you gotta trap especially if you live in that part of the country where you gotta do that. My parents live in an area like that where they gotta take out coyotes and stuff.

What I'm VERY SPECIFICALLY against is what Nick described and admitted to doing which was

a. going out of his way to capture the racoons instead of some sort of kill trap
b. once captured, drowning the racoons slowly instead of just putting a bullet in their heads or just releasing them far away or even dialing animal control (though I recognize this is not an option everywhere)
c. seemingly taking a sadistic pleasure in the slow drowning of the racoon. I mean come on man just listen to this clear it isn't normal pest control he's engaging with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3bL7XNs3Jo

edit: on review, he drowned the skunks, he slowly hammered the racoons to death. I have never heard of anyone living in places like where rackets does go about pest control in this manner, outside of horror shows involving sociopathic future serial killers

You can tell a lot about a person from how they treat animals and kids, and seeing the way Nick treats both leaves me with no sympathy for him. He deserves every thing he's getting.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

“They didn’t look me in the eye when cashing out and they called me a faggot under their breath.”

“They judged me for being a drug addicted twink fuck toy with three sugar daddies who blew out my holes in the watch booths.”

I love Pure Pleasure now!

 

[AnOminous]

Is there even a "Robert Lord?" Is that trust even a Beard creation or is it one of Nick's more embarrassing failures?

Did Nick literally just take his middle name, add "Lord" to it, and name a trust that? Because if so, that is even gayer than the Balldo.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

You're a fucking faggot. Skunks will quite literally just leave your property if you annoy them a bit. They are shy and non-hostile and present absolutely no threat. You do not trap them and drown them like some kind of sick psycho.

I was not aware he was drowning skunks. I don't know why you would drown skunks. It sounds like a much more difficult way to get rid of them than it should be.

That being said, nigga, annoy a skunk? You're a smart guy AnOminous. You really want to get close enough to annoy a skunk? Present no threat LOL. Dude have you ever had a skunk hiss at you? Yes they present a threat. Especially if you don't want you or your animals getting skunked. If you're near somewhere a skunk doesn't want you to be, those fuckers will happily chase you off. I don't think you realize how BIG some skunks can get. Even in an urban environment. Some skunks get massive and they're nasty critters with bad temperaments. You should relocate them if they decide to stick around. They're incredibly easy to relocate. All you do is trap them and throw a blanket over the cage and they shouldn't spray. Throw them in your car and take them into the woods and let them go. I don't know why that works, but for some reason it does.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You're a fucking faggot. Skunks will quite literally just leave your property if you annoy them a bit. They are shy and non-hostile and present absolutely no threat. You do not trap them and drown them like some kind of sick psycho.

Raccoons are a different matter, because they're intelligent and not afraid of you, generally, and will continue to fuck with you if you don't stop them, and nasty enough to fuck up even a big dog. Or you, not that they do. Sometimes they need to get shot.

Quit trying to excuse Nick's weird, gleeful bullshit about drowning skunks though. That was some fucked-up shit and nothing you say will make that better, and if you ever did that shit, you're a sick fuck yourself.

Skunks and Opossums typically shy away from people and are helpful at controlling bug populations. You really don’t need to treat them like pests. Skunks can break into gardens to eat tomato’s and berries, but you just need a fence.

Raccoons, rabbits, and deer can be fucking assholes. I will not snitch on someone who uses snare traps on rabbits, those little assholes will ruin a garden. I can understand someone hunting raccoons if they are enough of a nuisance, but Rekieta sounds like he gets sexual pleasure from killing animals. I can’t condone his actions.