Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

Just so we can stop feeling awful about Tori for a second, let me go back to a previous allusion I made to Cecily and Charlie abusing and mistreating animals. Here's one example.

Charlie and Cecily, who used to work in a vet's office (where she stole thousands of dollars from the doctor who took a risk on employing her unskilled ass), had an elderly cat. Cecily thought she was being impish by blogging that she'd been a "bad cat mommy" and hadn't brushed the cat or paid attention to it for months. Its fur got so long and matted that the cat ended up with a grooming wound from trying to free the matted fur. The wound got infected, and as Cecily and Charlie neglected this animal, the infected wound was soon bursting with maggots.

Reminder--we only know this because Cecily thought it was a cute story for her blog.

Oh and the cat was purring as the vet was pulling maggots out of its wound, so Cecily deduced this meant the cat was happy in spite of all the pain and anxiety of being strapped to the vet's table. Of course if Cecily remembered anything from the time she was stealing money from a vet, cats purr when they are in extreme distress.

Whoops! Luckily, Cecily got a hilarious blog post out of the cat's ordeal! :)

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breadandcircuses said:
You know... I wonder how many of their neighbors moved away. They're in what? A black part of town now?

Because I'm sure ghetto hood rats wanna live next door to a bunch of peckerwoods.
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Cecily posted nonstop about the adorable "brown people" at the AME church across the street from their ghetto home when they moved there after being foreclosed upon in the suburbs. Such patronizing, condescending shit from an uneducated, super-morbidly obese, jobless, literally bankrupt piece of shit with missing teeth and Dame Edna glasses. She talks endlessly about her white guilt over her white privilege, how she's "part of the problem" of rich, privileged liberal elite white folk gentrifying the nasty-ass ghetto. I wouldn't be surprised if her neighbors hate her cracker ass.

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Ruin said:
Does it make me a bad person if I don't feel sorry for any of the victims of their scams? If these two geniuses manage to scam you you're a fucking moron.
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It's not an invalid position at this point, with thousands of pages of their misdeeds cataloged on the internet. The landlord of their ghetto hovel is a fairly young guy who somehow got suckered into renting to two bankrupts in foreclosure with no jobs, a kid, a pit bull, and multiple cats. Hard to feel sorry for him.

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Ruin said:
Does it make me a bad person if I don't feel sorry for any of the victims of their scams? If these two geniuses manage to scam you you're a fucking moron.
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Scammers like this can smell vulnerable people like a shark smells blood in the water. They hit those struggling with mental illness or other psychiatric disorders and/or struggling to cope with a massive amount of drama in their lives and/or desperately lonely people and/or idealists trying to conform to expectations in their social movement and/or people who are learning impaired. It's extremely common for scammers to target individuals who are usually reasonably level headed, but right there and then can't think clearly. The victims are then hit with some bullshit that they'd never have bought otherwise, even if there are others around telling them that they're being scammed and to please snap out of it. And if they're involved in some social or religious movement there's no one there to help them at all because everyone they know is being scammed at exactly the same time.

That said, this pair is indeed extremely blatant, but the way Cecily has hooked into the SJ movement, as well as the list of credits under her name, has a huge amount of pull. Even if she only hooks one fish at a time, the internet supplies limitless bait for limitless angling.
 
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exceptionalgoogle said:
Just so we can stop feeling awful about Tori for a second, let me go back to a previous allusion I made to Cecily and Charlie abusing and mistreating animals. Here's one example.

Charlie and Cecily, who used to work in a vet's office (where she stole thousands of dollars from the doctor who took a risk on employing her unskilled ass), had an elderly cat. Cecily thought she was being impish by blogging that she'd been a "bad cat mommy" and hadn't brushed the cat or paid attention to it for months. Its fur got so long and matted that the cat ended up with a grooming wound from trying to free the matted fur. The wound got infected, and as Cecily and Charlie neglected this animal, the infected wound was soon bursting with maggots.

Reminder--we only know this because Cecily thought it was a cute story for her blog.

Oh and the cat was purring as the vet was pulling maggots out of its wound, so Cecily deduced this meant the cat was happy in spite of all the pain and anxiety of being strapped to the vet's table. Of course if Cecily remembered anything from the time she was stealing money from a vet, cats purr when they are in extreme distress.

Whoops! Luckily, Cecily got a hilarious blog post out of the cat's ordeal! :)

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...You know that philosophical question about the runaway trolley? The one where you have to save five people on board by pushing a fat person off a bridge to stop the trolley?

I would do it if the fat person was her. And I would make sure to look into her eyes and smile at her as she fell.
 
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exceptionalgoogle said:
EXCUSE YOU, Cecily has blogged, tweeted, and FB'd time and again that she eats a healthy diet of lean protein, vegetables, gluten-free foods, cold-pressed juices, Greek yogurt and blueberries. She is also a fan of "intuitive eating."
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The problem many people with eating disorders have is that they often have a quite healthy diet during main meals but splurge on calories and sugars in between; often to "treat" themselves. They don't realise that the reason they want to "treat" themselves is that their body is addicted to sugary shit and that they will never loose weight or kick the addiction unless they quit cold turkey .

In Cecily's case I doubt she has the willpower or self-awareness to ever loose weight.
 
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The wound got infected, and as Cecily and Charlie neglected this animal, the infected wound was soon bursting with maggots.
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... excuse me, I need to go hug my cat. My beautiful, stupid, diabetic, elderly, cranky, but thankfully maggot-free cat. :(

Is it sad that this shocks me more than the way they behave to their daughter? Many people who will treat humans like shit, either from ignorance or malice, still wouldn't hurt an animal. Heck, there's a reason kicking a puppy is such an irredeemable mark of villainy that it's become a cliche. The fact that they would let that poor cat suffer until it was literally being eaten alive says some very disturbing things about them. It also, I'm sorry to say, makes me less skeptical of the abuse claims. Someone so unbothered by a maggoty wound on a family pet might be equally casual about damage to their child.

Also, the more I read about that "school," the more baffled I am. A little freedom can do wonders for a child's academic experience, but this isn't freedom, it's stagnation.
 
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Trip said:
Sweet fucking Jesus, this is rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper and deeper. I could have stopped, but god damn the levels of fucked up is truly amazing. Worst part of all of this, people will still support her and donate to her.
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It'll be fun to see what the Chinese do to her after she finishes tunnelling right through the centre of the earth and emerges out the other side. The authorities will either string her up as an object lesson on the excesses and moral corruption of the capitalist system, or else one of those desperately impoverished and isolated villages will see her first. She'd probably be the best- or even the only- pork that they've ever eaten. And for the first time in a hundred years, everyone in that village will go to bed with full bellies.
 
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