Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

"Maybe see you on Locals... tonight, tomorrow, maybe twice... I don't know"

Subscription money well spent.

 

[Captain Manning]

Comment from the steel toe video:

It's kind of unreal how 90% of the comments can't keep up. 2:00 Nick has been dating April under the radar for months. He has drunkenly admitted to having sex with April and going on dates with April about a dozen times on his shows a few months ago. He talks about having to cancel shows to drive 30 minutes. Guess who lives 30 minutes away? April has been staying with Nick for months now. Kayla is nearly gone and Nick is with April now. All the comments claiming that Aaron and Nick have a thing, are brain dead. Are you even following the lore at this point? Nick AND April started looking haggard at the exact same time due to coke abuse. Likely meth now because of money issues. They have both aged 25 years. Aaron has not. Aaron claims to have had hit crossroads where he had to choose normalcy for his kids or the drug and party life with April and Nick. He chose the former. Aaron hasn't aged or appeared haggard. Only Nick and April has. He also made the statement jokingly months ago that Nick was their drug dealer. It's so easy to follow. Nick is an extreme addict and has tons of drugs at his house(hopefully the police don't become aware of this). April got addicted and chose her drug dealer over Aaron. Kayla and the kids are gone.

So could April be living with Nick and Kayla gone?

Does anyone know the 'official' reason why April left her husband?

Bull fucking shit.

If that happened, @elb, or any number of other people, would have clipped the "dozen times" and that is ALL we would be talking about. A confession of that magnitude would be major news. It would have made the front page. NOBODY has documented Nick better than Kiwi Farms.

Look, I'm open to believe just about anything at this point. Including him and April having an affair. The majority of the thread openly believes there is swinging going on. The rabbit hole that is Nick's degeneracy runs DEEP. Very deep. But you simply can NOT make a claim like that (specifically that HE has admitted to sleeping with April) and not back it up with evidence.

That said, I do believe there is ample evidence April is staying with the Rekietas. I have believed that ever since the corner demon was first noticed and she stopped appearing on STMS.

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble did better than YT ( $22 ). JasonOfTGA accounts for 35.7% or $25. Nick said nothing.

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[AltisticRight]

I'm calling it, Rekieta is a closet Bisexual. He orbits a little too close to the gay community to not be involved.

>Closet

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

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She looks like she's auditioning to be a Ghostface killer in the next Scream.

 

[Fapcop]

Comment from the steel toe video:

It's kind of unreal how 90% of the comments can't keep up. 2:00 Nick has been dating April under the radar for months. He has drunkenly admitted to having sex with April and going on dates with April about a dozen times on his shows a few months ago. He talks about having to cancel shows to drive 30 minutes. Guess who lives 30 minutes away? April has been staying with Nick for months now. Kayla is nearly gone and Nick is with April now. All the comments claiming that Aaron and Nick have a thing, are brain dead. Are you even following the lore at this point? Nick AND April started looking haggard at the exact same time due to coke abuse. Likely meth now because of money issues. They have both aged 25 years. Aaron has not. Aaron claims to have had hit crossroads where he had to choose normalcy for his kids or the drug and party life with April and Nick. He chose the former. Aaron hasn't aged or appeared haggard. Only Nick and April has. He also made the statement jokingly months ago that Nick was their drug dealer. It's so easy to follow. Nick is an extreme addict and has tons of drugs at his house(hopefully the police don't become aware of this). April got addicted and chose her drug dealer over Aaron. Kayla and the kids are gone.

So could April be living with Nick and Kayla gone?

Does anyone know the 'official' reason why April left her husband?

Not saying that you’re wrong, since frankly nothing about Nick can surprise me anymore.

If someone wrote that Nick has a satanic temple in his basement where they sacrifice animals and has degenerate sex, I’d raise half an eyebrow and go: “Welp, guess that tracks!”

But still: Got some links for all those claims?

Kayla’s presence, at least on streams has been nil for a long ass time now, but as I recall, one of his kids did interrupt the stream recently?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I'm honestly quite baffled by his zero actual attempts at reviving his channel (if we dont count his lip service (vomit)). He doesnt seem to care and yet doesn't seem to have money problems so why does he keep clocking in, half assed as it is?

Is he just doing it as proof of work? Literally? For his trust fund or parents or something? Like he came up with some dumb excuse to his dad about getting demonetized/suppressed and asked for cash in the mean time and his dad just believed it because he saw the thumbnails on yt kept increasing and didn't check what's going on inside the thumbnails? It sounds dumb but this is the careless parent that raised THIS dude.


Still need someone to finish the stash though right? I have someone in mind...

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Well, someone in Potentially Criminal’s Discord creep’d through the Church event video’s on YouTube and found a picture of Skeletor Kayla. It’s low quality and almost like a creepypasta, but I think I was correct when I called her Zelda from Pet Semetary.


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[Oliver Onions]

fucking rabbit niggers eating our pea plants they're cute and I love em but FUCKING NIGGERS.

Everyone knows how you deal with a rabbit...

Well, someone in Potentially Criminal’s Discord creep’d through the Church event video’s on YouTube and found a picture of Skeletor Kayla. It’s low quality and almost like a creepypasta, but I think I was correct when I called her Zelda from Pet Semetary.


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Maybe a bit cruel but I can't be the only one who immediately thought of this, right?

 

[Captain Manning]

But still: Got some links for all those claims?

They don't. Because they don't fucking exist.

Also, they offered this pearl of wisdom:



The Farms generally has a WAY better reputation for accuracy than that (even Aaron opined we're 50/50 or 60/40). Mainly because claims are properly sourced and documented.

It would be super epic if Nick admitted to sleeping with April, and the thread would be all over it, but he hasn't, and if that claim were spread in this thread we really would be "Fanfic Farms."

I am actually disappointed his comment on Elissa's channel got 84+ likes. Do you REALLY think Nick has admitted about a dozen times on his show to fucking April, and @elb didn't catch a single one? Or it's nowhere in @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's autistically well researched OP (replacement of the current one still pending)?

Mind you, I'm not saying he's not sleeping with April. That could very well be true. It wouldn't even exactly shock me. I'm just saying that the claim he's admitted to it is absolute horseshit.

I'm honestly quite baffled by his zero actual attempts at reviving his channel (if we dont count his lip service (vomit)). He doesnt seem to care and yet doesn't seem to have money problems so why does he keep clocking in, half assed as it is?P

It's called spite. He feels if he packs it in now, the haters win. This is a common lolcow trait.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Aaron admits on the latest steel toe that he served the divorce papers on April. "Trying to keep this habit of not mentioning anyone else"

at 54:03
Sorry, I don't have the time to clip it RN.

 

[Fapcop]

Aaron admits on the latest steel toe that he served the divorce papers on April. "Trying to keep this habit of not mentioning anyone else"

at 54:03
Sorry, I don't have the time to clip it RN.

He filed on her? I dunno, that does make it a little more likely imho that April cheated on him with Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

Aaron admits on the latest steel toe that he served the divorce papers on April. Sorry, I don't have the time to clip it RN. "trying to keep this habit of not mentioning anyone else"

at 54:03

Yeah, I'm starting to have a slight shift of opinion on Aaron. Before I thought he was an abusive POS, and she needed to get away from him. I still think the way he treated his wife on the show was pretty gross, but I'm now thinking she might be the worse of the two.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Yeah, the PURE PLEASURE sex shop is funny and very believable, but I have one problem with this theory. Nick Rekieta loves expensive and upscale things. If it has a high price tag on it, Nick thinks it's good. A sex store where old dudes, drug-addicted hobos, and Redditors jerk off with you in the gay bays isn't very expensive or upscale. It can't even pretend to be exclusive like Hedonism II, and it's somehow even scuzzier than Gay 90s (which might very well be the nicest gay bar in Minnesota). We've seen the sort of escorts Nick goes for, like the dude may have paid to fuck some high-class Vegas escort based on his Instagram. Why would he go for such a nasty, disgusting cesspit even by the standards of faggot venues?

While I personal believe it likely, until Aaron comes out and starts really dropping the details on the disgusting faggotry Nick got up to, then I can't totally believe it. Maybe it's another gayop like the one Nick and some of the Locals wine moms tried to pull, even if it's just as stupid because a part of me actually can believe that broke-ass broke-dick Nicky Rackets fucked his career so hard the only place he can afford to get his ass plugged is the gay bays in the local sex shop.

So he's an unofficial zoosadist?
Yeah, yes. Yes he is.

I remember everyone treated the drowning skunks story as a joke back in the day, but there's a really disturbing pattern I'm seeing between drowning skunks, boasting of torturing raccoons to death, and how he thought it was funny that some guy who murdered a cat or whatever the other night.

Nick has clearly established himself as an amoral sociopath, and I shudder to think of the abuse he's dealt to his family and pets in his life.

 

[daffodils]

Aaron admits on the latest steel toe that he served the divorce papers on April.

Probably doesn't mean much, because there's little at stake. They don't have children together, and, according to Aaron, no valuable shared property. He's also going on and on about it being an amicable divorce.

Yeah, the PURE PLEASURE sex shop is funny and very believable, but I have one problem with this theory. Nick Rekieta loves expensive and upscale things.

Him and his wife have a history of dragging people to sex shops. By Nick's own admission they did it with two guys at Anime Matsuri, and he has offered to take others. They're exhibitionists and enjoy making people uncomfortable. It also fits very well into Nick's "sex is funny" mindset.

I'm honestly quite baffled by his zero actual attempts at reviving his channel

He's probably in denial about how far he has declined. He's telling himself he'll turn it all around once he finds some time. Easy to convince yourself of that when you aren't feeling any financial pressure.

 

[JCDenthog]

until Aaron comes out and starts really dropping the details on the disgusting faggotry Nick got up to

It seems like every clip I see of STMS Aaron drops details on their relationship so it's probably just a matter of time until the resentment builds up or he's just such a stupid loudmouth he'll just spill the beans without even realizing it.

 

[AltisticRight]

I remember everyone treated the drowning skunks story as a joke back in the day, but there's a really disturbing pattern I'm seeing between drowning skunks, boasting of torturing raccoons to death, and how he thought it was funny that some guy who murdered a cat or whatever the other night.

Nick has clearly established himself as an amoral sociopath, and I shudder to think of the abuse he's dealt to his family and pets in his life.

He even spoke about "protecting his family". By doing what? Letting cats roam wild to carry rabies home? By trapping "feral cats" to bring home?
It's all a lie and a cope. No one believes he played a game of fucking Zelda with two raccoons. He probably just caught them in a bait cage and tortured them to death with a hammer and a knife that just happened to be in the shack.
No one should check what's underneath the pavement.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Do you think the reason why he didn't at least shoot the raccoons is because he's like hank hill and he starts to cry when he's pulling the trigger?

 

[JCDenthog]

Do you think the reason why he didn't at least shoot the raccoons is because he's like hank hill and he starts to cry when he's pulling the trigger?

He's just too drunk to aim

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yeah, the PURE PLEASURE sex shop is funny and very believable, but I have one problem with this theory. Nick Rekieta loves expensive and upscale things. If it has a high price tag on it, Nick thinks it's good. A sex store where old dudes, drug-addicted hobos, and Redditors jerk off with you in the gay bays isn't very expensive or upscale. It can't even pretend to be exclusive like Hedonism II, and it's somehow even scuzzier than Gay 90s (which might very well be the nicest gay bar in Minnesota). We've seen the sort of escorts Nick goes for, like the dude may have paid to fuck some high-class Vegas escort based on his Instagram. Why would he go for such a nasty, disgusting cesspit even by the standards of faggot venues?

While I personal believe it likely, until Aaron comes out and starts really dropping the details on the disgusting faggotry Nick got up to, then I can't totally believe it. Maybe it's another gayop like the one Nick and some of the Locals wine moms tried to pull, even if it's just as stupid because a part of me actually can believe that broke-ass broke-dick Nicky Rackets fucked his career so hard the only place he can afford to get his ass plugged is the gay bays in the local sex shop.

I remember everyone treated the drowning skunks story as a joke back in the day, but there's a really disturbing pattern I'm seeing between drowning skunks, boasting of torturing raccoons to death, and how he thought it was funny that some guy who murdered a cat or whatever the other night.

Nick has clearly established himself as an amoral sociopath, and I shudder to think of the abuse he's dealt to his family and pets in his life.

Nick's rich is almost white trash rich and his one other trait supercedes his wastefulness: laziness.

So him going to the most convenient sex shop is believable.