Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Orange Rhymer]

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and doggam it fats don't call them "tiddies" use "tits" or at worst "titties" like a normal person, oh wait, you're a faggot trying to pretend to be interested in women.


and i know it's the faggot target style, whatever, and you're too lazy to rehang, whatever. What you get drilled into you if you're not a fucking retard is don't make veiled threats to sound cool, and do not ever hang out with anyone who does that shit. If you post or are adjacent to people who post "stalker child gonna catch some fucking lead" or whatever faggot shit this idiot wrote, and get raped in court even in a justified shoot.

Reminder: "prezzies"

yeah...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

No baby child, thats not true. Enjoy prison

No, no, no, no! YOU DON’T GET TO SPEAK, CHILD!

 

[ZipDisk]

It's funny how creators with writers block always seem to run into computer problems.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Theory: Porsalin is fatrick, and never made any documentary content.

I think he worked on it for a few months then got burned out, then tried to get back inito it and just couldn't.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

And nothing of value was lost. Judging from the excerpt Porsalin posted before it was a bloated mess without any clear direction. Maybe if he had spent less time seething over Mersh he would have had time to finish it.

Porsalin always came off like he was high on his own farts with how obnoxious he was in most of his videos and his caustic shtick wore thin fast. His Mersh series was okay, but not one I’d rewatch.

Like someone else said, the real story is that he got burned out and didn’t want to finish it, so he’s using the “computer error” excuse to not work on it anymore.

It’s for the best. Last anyone heard from him about it, he was devoting way too much time to Pat’s pre-OnA history when all everyone wants to know is what he did to deserve the hell he’s made for himself instead. Cryptic does it best with the “drop in at any time” style. It might be repetitive to those of us familiar with Pat lore, but you have to admit it’s a pretty clever way to spoon feed people the best parts.

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

I was watching Good Morning, Vietnam and a young General Fatton made an appearance.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

No, no, no, no! YOU DON’T GET TO SPEAK, CHILD!

You have been instructed many time stalker to enjoy prison. Failure to do so will result in felony not enjoying prison

 

[Black Man Underwear]

The usual protestors have a few thoughts about NRA Instructor Pat.
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Will piggy oink oink ever demonstrate his pig-jitsu training?
He uses those evil weapons but never the skills of his 800 black belts.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Those chairs meant more to him than his own daughter. Let that sink in.

The stakes have been raised and the chairs are in peril of destruction according to an Anonymous video. Rick should have apologized to Norm and admitted to obesity by every medical standard six years ago. I'm so sorry Patrick subjected his pallet chairs to this nightmare ransom scenario:

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[Oliver Onions]

That's not true! He has his chairs, and he wants them back! This will be written as the script for Taken 5.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money because I gave it all to Quasi, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over several years of arguing on Twitter. Skills that make me a nightmare for stalkers like you. If you return my garden furniture now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and you will enjoy prison, child."

 

[Judge Holden]

Those chairs meant more to him than his own daughter. Let that sink in.

 

[*sigh*]

Picture of Patrick Sean Tomlinson about to build Adirondack chairs using the corpses of school teachers, 1989 (Colorized)

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Reminder: "prezzies"

yeah...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You have been instructed many time stalker to enjoy prison. Failure to do so will result in felony not enjoying prison

I have never been instructed to enjoy prison. You, however, were. You are under investigation for many many cyberstalking felonies against my family. Brace for impact.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Reminder that Fatrick owns a 16" PS90 and not only does he not try to hide it in great shame, he proudly showed off pictures of it at one time.

I don't know why but everytime I'm reminded of Pats retarded 16" PS90 it mildly irritates me. If you're gonna buy one of those things you should at least have the decency to SBR it so that you can use the excuse it was to hang it on the wall as part of a Stargate SG-1 memorabilia display.
Cheap bastard probably didn't want to pay the tax stamp.
I don't know what it is but a 16" barrel on them just looks so fucking stupid.

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't know why but everytime I'm reminded of Pats retarded 16" PS90 it mildly irritates me. If you're gonna buy one of those things you should at least have the decency to SBR it so that you can use the excuse it was to hang it on the wall as part of a Stargate SG-1 memorabilia display.
Cheap bastard probably didn't want to pay the tax stamp.
I don't know what it is but a 16" barrel on them just looks so fucking stupid.

He doesn't even have the decency to hide his shame under a fake suppressor . Everyone still knows you're gay, but at least you aren't flamboyantly fagging out everytime someone glances your way.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Fatrick made another post on Craigslist begging for his chairs back:

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/d/milwaukee-bring-back-our-adirondack/7747158960.html

https://archive.ph/wip/AriQz

I laughed way too hard at the ad begging for his chairs back. The original chair saga was hilarious. He would child and prison twitter people for saying those shitty chairs looked uncomfortable and were treated with toxic chemicals. The chair saga part 2 is even better. I don't know what's funnier. If they were actually stolen because it just absolutely ridiculous that anyone would want those pieces of shit or the gayop theory. In the highly likely event it was a gayop and the chairs are currently in Rick's basement, you know he's going to make up some outrageous story where he beat up a dozen guys and rescued his chairs from a terrible fate.

I’m just waiting for Mutahar or even Turkey Tom to do a video on Pat and drive home the point that if he didn’t engage with the Pests, he wouldn’t be in this problem in the first place.

They’d be too gutless to mention how fucking fat he is, though.

Besides the goofy AI voice, Cryptic Web Chronicles is pretty good. His videos are broken up in way that's easy to digest. It's broken up by sagas and introduces different characters in the Fativerse through out. There's far too much to sum up in an hour long video. That's like trying to sum up Chris Chan in an hour. Cryptic Web Chronicles is definitely a good start in introducing newbies the Milwaukee Pigman cryptid.

 

[James done did it]

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*coming back to the thread after a week in the wage cage*

Alrighty groids, been away a while so what has my beloved man of pig been.....


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

my exact reaction lol, the only thing that will stop him is the inevitable massive heart attack. our little lolpig is here forever.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Everyone I've been talking to about guns have told me to stick with shooting center mass when it comes to humans. I think I'd rather trust them over some piggy on X. Patrick is the type of guy that would tell you to aim for the head while hunting.

The head is a small target and awkward to hit. Ok, if you train for 3 Gun or something and you can get triple taps off from the draw instinctively then thats your muscle memory, but most people who just carry for self defense and not for a hobby don't practice that much, so generally you always want to go for center mass, starting with the pelvis isn't a bad idea as it's often the first thing your barrel lines with as it comes up, and theres a lot of important stuff in the pelvis, plus any shots that hit bone will likely put the attacker on the floor if not permanently incapacitate them, and it looks better on a police report than a deliberately aimed headshot, while being just as effective at making an attacker rethink whether he wants to stay in the fight.

Looking at groups Rick has posted before he's snatching at the trigger and flinching as it goes off, he has the same low left pull you see when people do that.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The head is a small target and awkward to hit. Ok, if you train for 3 Gun or something and you can get triple taps pff from the draw instinctively then thats your muscle memory, but most people who just carry for self defense and not for a hobby don't practice that much, so generally you always want to go for center mass, starting with the pelvis isn't a bad idea as it's often the first thing your barrel lines with as it comes up, and theres a lot of important stuff in the pelvis, plus any shots that hit bone will likely put the attacker on the floor if not permanently incapacitate them, and it looks better on a police report than a deliberately aimed headshot, while being just as effective at making an attacker rethink whether he wants to stay in the fight.

Looking at groups Rick has posted before he's snatching at the trigger and flinching as it goes off, he has the same low left pull you see when people do that.

Even if you do aim for the head it may not be a kill shot. You can hit jaw or some other non lethal area When hunting they want you to minimize the amount of suffering the animal has. It's why you should never aim for the head when bow hunting. When my cousin goes out she takes aim at the same area's you would if your elevated or at eye level as you would with a gun. At least that's what I've seen of the photo she takes of her deer.