Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

She also e-begged for egg money, both in her Insta and FB stories.

No eggs, so mote it be.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Better not be busting myths, BOY!
Dude the fact he can’t be bothered to get to a place with decent WiFi is hilarious. People pay like $60 for this and the whole cameo is choppy and fucked up it’s brilliant

 

[niggers]

Had a dream that cobes got a grappling hook crossbow sent to him and he clawed and dragged a slot machine to his new den. TMDWU youtoob

i could totally see cobes pouring money into the stolen slot machine trying to get the jackpot instead of ever thinking to crack it open

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Don't worry guys. For the low low price of fifty dollars, NAL will go live for you.

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It seems like cobra's pay piggies slowed down on giving her money. I guess the cobra well is drying up. thank god, this Jessica saga was horrible.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

i could totally see cobes pouring money into the stolen slot machine trying to get the jackpot instead of ever thinking to crack it open

"One day im gonna hit the jackpot and get my clocktower dream house toobz"

 

[JaneThough]

i could totally see cobes pouring money into the stolen slot machine trying to get the jackpot instead of ever thinking to crack it open

I could see Cobes stealing a slot machine from a place that sells them rather than a casino and not realizing he has to put the jackpot in to win it.

 

[lottalove]

Earlier, the NAL was fed, which she thanked Josh for.
Then she recorded a message for all her followers involving Fuck all of you.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Explanation from where it allegedly came from.

Thanks, lol that's sad these people just beg on stream and people provide. I can see it if they are providing a interesting stream but I just can't believe anyone donations to NAL. I'm surprised anyone even watches here streams

 

[Yankee Bastard]

At this point I think NAL deserves her own thread, a lot of the current aNAL posting is hardly even related to Cobes

 

[ASeabear8952]

BOY starting to rock that Sam Elliot mustache.

 

[Xenomorph]

Holy shit, that's incredibly novel. A group home you say? Tell us more about this idea, I literally can't believe we never thought of this, cobros.

Okay you are serving cunt with this, I am just saying how people are chomping at the bit to get Josh back but it may not be the case this time, I'm sorry let's talk about the other 7000 topics that get discussed to death in here like how Josh has FAS or is he or is he not a chimo or his teeth or if NAL's pussy stinks!

Point is, what HASNT been spoken about..

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Okay you are serving cunt with this, I am just saying how people are chomping at the bit to get Josh back but it may not be the case this time, I'm sorry let's talk about the other 7000 topics that get discussed to death in here like how Josh has FAS or is he or is he not a chimo or his teeth or if NAL's pussy stinks!

Point is, what HASNT been spoken about..

The reason the group home sperging is particularly obnoxious in a thread where thought loops are, if not encouraged then generally tolerated, is that Clint is not his conservator, Cobes doesn't need/qualify for a conservator, and is an adult who would probably choose to live in the freezing woods with the ghost of Pufferth than go to a group home. He is nowhere near low-functioning enough to thrive in a group home, it is way too restrictive for what the boy actually needs, and you could literally go back 20 pages at random and find this exact discussion.

And? It's not even funny to talk about like Clint's beefaroni nips or clocktower wet dreams.

Concern posting about Jord is boring. If you can't root for the boy then what's the draw?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Complaining about a lolcow thread being repetitive is pointless. Josh hasn't been regularly active for weeks so of course people are going to default to the popular topics. If that's something that really bothers you are disinterests you no one is holding you here.

 

[Goatchoker]

Complaining about a lolcow thread being repetitive is pointless. Josh hasn't been regularly active for weeks so of course people are going to default to the popular topics. If that's something that really bothers you are disinterests you no one is holding you here.

We could be analyzing butter dishes on tripods and precooked eggs. I wish cobes a million dollar lottery win.
I don’t mind the loops, it’s funny when angry retards storm in sometimes. I kinda miss him.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

BOY starting to rock that Sam Elliot mustache.

It's a shame he's a grease wizard. We need him to break his phone again so we can get a day or two of crisp clear HD video before it grows a layer of bogfilm.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's a shame he's a grease wizard. We need him to break his phone again so we can get a day or two of crisp clear HD video before it grows a layer of bogfilm.
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Why does this look like a photo of Wilford Brimley the Diabeetus guy on his death bed?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why does this look like a photo of Wilford Brimley the Diabeetus guy on his death bed?

Drinking several gallons of grain alcohol and sugar slurry every day will do that to a man.

 

[Slim Boglim]

It's a shame he's a grease wizard. We need him to break his phone again so we can get a day or two of crisp clear HD video before it grows a layer of bogfilm.
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Hey those are new glasses. Still looks like pedophile glasses though, but slightly less

 

[idkcumiguess]

I saw five new pages from when I checked the thread this morning and got excited thinking he was back. I miss M'lord, bros.

 

[crying and shidding]

What if cobes is just gone forever...

I had a dream that cobes showed up in. I don't remember much but it was similar to the end of the trappped doc, except current Josh, walking down the train tracks and talking. I don't know if "I" was actually there with him or not but he stopped talking and "I" stopped moving and just kinda saw him walk off into the night down the tracks.
I realized at that point he really does rule my sad pathetic life toobz.
Also, it'd never happen but it'd be a weirdly fitting end for our boy to just disappear forever and leave behind his """"work"""" to speak for him. A "27 club" of his of regardation, if you will.