Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I was thinking about it today, and I’m convinced that HRT lawsuits will be abundant in t-minus (pun intended) 15 years. As someone with a career in the legal field, I’m telling you this is coming down the pike. While I’ve seen people sue for more and less, this specific societal pandemic is going to continue creating echoes in horrible after effects, including the rest of us being expected to clean up. But they can’t make me pick up a broom. And I won’t. We warned them and they didn’t listen.

I’m betting lawsuits will be filed and complain of negligence, using language to the effect of, “a licensed physician knew or should have known that hormone replacement therapy provided to an individual before their frontal cortex is completely developed would lead to damages” etc. etc.

I’m surprised physicians are so quick to put their licenses on the line. The manufacturers will turn enough of a profit that by then they’ll be fine to pay out.

HRTs are the new opioid epidemic in their own right. Lawsuits will be afoot. Let’s prepare to tally, folks.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I watched for 5 minutes are so where Lucas sits saying nothing, the chat saying nothing, just playing that card game. Someone finally responded in the chat and said something like, "I don't understand this game, did you explain it?" to which dumbass replies, "No. Oh look I got 4 cards."

Can't even bother to interact with one of the few people interested in whatever the fuck this is.

I don't really play this kind of stuff, is that game any good?
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I like it alot. The mode he's playing is free to play, an eight player draft where the cards you pick auto-battle the other players. It has a surprising amount of depth and freshness each game.

The top 4 players "win," but your rating goes up the higher you are in that pecking order. It's on average 12-14 total turns, there's the decision making Buy phase and then your shit battles another player based on how well or badly you've been doing. You balancing buying against spending your currency to upgrade your pool of cards to draw from, and sometime you're handednshit you didn't want to use. There's often synergy in playing Demons together, but sometimes you lean into demons early and only get mechs in the late game, and have to decide when/if to pivot or try some hybrid strategy. Then when you get happy with mechs, oh look, this game mechs won't be used at all. 5 out of nine creature types are randomly chosen for each game so it feels really different based on what's available, and which random hero powers you're up against. Undead with reborn are pretty strong if you are also the paladin that permanently upgrades your cards to have a divine shield to eat a free hit first, but it might not matter if the guy playing piggies gets his stats into the hundreds with blood shard synergy.

Unlike with Overwatch you can't bully people in Hearthstone. If you got into a game with Lucas you can't even chat him, just spam shitty cartoon emotes that I barely notice myself. It's a fun game to play but not to watch, even the best players of it struggle for viewers because it's boring to watch without a strong personality shoutcasting the decisions and super lucky draws. Very fun when a strategy works as intended though.
 
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Something Awful said:
Keffals is planning to go live today and is recruiting additional jannies to ban people who call him a groomer.

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Musashi's Son said:
Does anyone have any clips or a full archive of Lucas's heartstone stream? Any notable moments that happened?
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I never watch that dumb twat and poked my head in just to see what was going on. As someone previously stated, it was a fuck ton of radio silence watching someone else play a game, but without any explanation.
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He won.
I didn't watch his stream, just wanted to make that joke.
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noteworthy and an ultimate snoozefest. Which is funny considering the title of the stream was “WE’RE GOING HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE”. 1) Since Keffals chopped his wiener off, this is impossible and 2) I get the impression Keffals is all bark and no bite, unless someone else is coaxed to do so on their behalf.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
So we taking bets on whether or not Wikipedia will edit the part of their article on the forum dealing with Keffals? I bet big money they won't.
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I think the closest we'll get is his Wikitubia page, despite it being heavily moderated (and which more people probably read anyway). Its summary of the Kiwi Farms points out numerous falsehoods and included that he was aware it wasn't us who swatted him.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
So we taking bets on whether or not Wikipedia will edit the part of their article on the forum dealing with Keffals? I bet big money they won't.
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The Dong lurks any Wiki page tangentially related to Kiwi Farms to make sure it doesn't stray from The His Message.
He would never allow any edit that puts us in a positive (or in this case less negative) light.
He thinks because he "declares his conflict of interest" that makes it totally okay for him to use his friends to edit anything Farms related, and he checks it multiple times a day.
Wikipedo is an ideologically contaminated and captured mess anyway.
It's passable for articles that have no political connection, for for anything even tangtially political its irrevocably tainted. For it to ever have value as an "Encyclopedia" it would require most of the staff to be fired and a complete re write of most of the articles and an AI editor with a hard Zero Bias setting, otherwise you inevitably end up with a Troon getting in a position of authority, bringing in more Troons, ad nauseum, which is what we have today.
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We need a Kiwi Wiki for the freaking clown show that has been documented here on the site.
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So a CWiCki Wiki?
Wouldn't that be a Kiwi Wiwi?
Makoto Niijima said:
Keffels had a secret Twitch Stream...


He sounds like he's on drugs.
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He's fucking zonked. Slurring his speech, he's doing that weird tweaker shit where he twitches, he's stumbling over sentences like Joe Biden, he's fucking faded.
 
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I just got around to watching the TYT video.
8 years ago I was sitting laughing at TYT's meltdown about Trump winning, if you'd told the younger me that in 8 years a post I made on a forum would be included in their "reporting" I'd have laughed in your face and not believed you.

But it made me realize something, Keffals moved to Northern Ireland and no longer resides in the luxury apartment, I never leaked it's actual location and only leaked very limited pictures of it.
So I guess it's time for a full reveal of Keffals luxury cocaine cave, or should I say skyscraper.... well it's 8 stories short unfortunately so it's not quite skyscraper height, it is however the 2nd tallest building in London Ontario so it might as well be one :story:

So behold, the luxury apartment that the misappropriated GoFundMe donations went towards in all it's glory:
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The lobby looks fancy as well, as you'd expect
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Anyway here's the room layouts, you can find the other floorplans and pricing [here] but considering there was a door hidden behind the Japanese blind there's only 2 candidates, Tranquility and Serenity are almost identical and the only real difference is one is on the north east corner and the other is on south west, both are 1000 sq foot luxury apartments . Note the size of the balcony as well as Keffals bedroom clearly needing an ensuite toilet and walk in closet :story:
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I knew that black drape Keffals hung around the back of the shelves was hiding something though
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Computer Guardian said:
He says that he really means that he's "done with drama" for really reals this time a minute and 20 seconds in. Let's see how long that lasts.
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It lasted about two or three hours last time he said it then he immediately started trying to pick a fight with Brianna Wu.
Lucas has zero impulse control because he has fried his endorphin receptors, he thinks something and immediately blurts it out like a retard with the world's faggiest form of tourettes. Sometimes he realizes what a retard he sounds and deletes. Sometimes he doesn't.
From the Tweaker mannerisms, the twitchyness and staring off into space, and the slurring his words and Joe Biden speech pattern he's back on downers so he's gonna be even more impulsive.
It's just a matter of time before he says something incredibly retarded and upsets the "tenderqueers" in his audience again.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Keffals luxury cocaine cave,
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Jesus how many months did he pay up for that place?
He really thought that having scammed 100K meant he was rich didn't he?
You know that saying "a fool and his money are soon parted"
How long did the 100K last?
It sounds like most of it was gone within a couple months.
Considering he was flying back and forward to Europe, taking out leases in apartments way above his sustainable pay level, wasting it buying a streaming rig he only used once, and all the shit he stuffed up his nose/in his arm, he was spending like he thought he was set.
It was only 100K.
Lucas managed to scam 100K and thought he was set for life and started trying to live like Troony Stark.
 
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