Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[BeatboxBill]

The "dox" he posted is a copypasta: https://copypastatext.com/ip-address-bait/

In that case, @CrustyDildo go make out with a wood chipper

 

[CrustyDildo]

Just because I believe that the accounts are Flutter doesn't mean they are me, I know I look stupid but I wouldn't go in to all that effort and trouble, I have better things than to jerk you all off, don't flatter yourselves retards

 

[Optimus Prime]

Just because I believe that the accounts are Flutter doesn't mean they are me, I know I look stupid but I wouldn't go in to all that effort and trouble, I have better things than to jerk you all off, don't flatter yourselves retards

Then why are you here? Your post history suggests otherwise.

 

[Guest123]

Just because I believe that the accounts are Flutter doesn't mean they are me, I know I look stupid but I wouldn't go in to all that effort and trouble, I have better things than to jerk you all off, don't flatter yourselves retards

Oh sorry dude, now that you've gotten aggressively defensive about us for looking into your suspicious activity, I'm sure it isn't you! Please accept my apologies.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Just because I believe that the accounts are Flutter doesn't mean they are me, I know I look stupid but I wouldn't go in to all that effort and trouble, I have better things than to jerk you all off, don't flatter yourselves retards

You are still a faggot bitch for sperging out and falling for a troll, go fuck a cactus

 

[Optimus Prime]

On the plus side, having this troll around actually is far more pleasant than the other guy who kept posting weird, disgusting Chris X Flutter fanfiction.

 

[Naenia Ness]

@Naenia Ness I think you might wanna bump that down to 1/10.

I am thoroughly disappointed and my day is ruined.

 

[Syntaxion]

The names and pronouns are inconsistent too.

That's a Finnish thing. Finnish doesn't have he or she, which makes translations sometimes inconsistent.

Either way, this is all so stupid and gay. Why would Flutter be radio silent for months, exist in a bigfoot like state, then suddenly do this? Come on dude.
Alright, i'll humor you @tyhmä
So you spend like 1200 euro/dollars each time you wanna visit someone who's only a friend? Like 3 times per year? Lots of travel for a friend.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

i did not say i am different i am saying people don't deserve to be hunted like wanted criminals just for having a social life and she did not rape her mother, you all know that is a lie and she was set up by that psychopath bella

You are no different. You should've known that hanging with Chris Chan would get a bunch of people to obsess over you and try and find out more about you. It happened to every other person that did the same thing (recent examples are Fiona and Bella). Why do you think that you should be treated any different? In English the phrase is "fuck around and find out" and you're at the "Find out" part

And yes, Chris did rape his own mom. He fucking bragged about it to Bella and Fiona.

Tell you what, though. If you PM me a photograph of yourself (face visible and able to make out your height to verify that it's you) holding a piece of paper saying "take down my post", I will admit it's really you. I am an oldfag here and people will trust me.

(yes I know this is 99.9999% likely not Flutter)

 

[obliviousbeard]

Ouch, @Kukaan ei välitä 's post hurt my soul. Glaring google translated grammar issues combined to idioms not used in finnish language and long runaway sentences. Is it special kind of autism that drives people trying to ween like this?

 

[King Kiwi]

Is it possible Flutter is a Finn who lives in Lynchburg VA or somewhere in VA but makes periodic trips to Finland to visit family?

Maybe she's a language arts teacher at a college or something (she does have that teacher vibe sort of) or maybe she came to the US for a job opportunity.

That would explain another aspect of Chris's interest as well as being "pegasi sisters" (his words) and he takes Dualingo for fun when she's not there.

She may have just been some random brony who moved to the US, caught a news article of Chris in 2021 and became fascinated in him.

Then because of the proximity she started being with him frequently which would explain her frequently infrequent visits.

Anything's possible, of course.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Is it possible Flutter is a Finn who lives in Lynchburg VA or somewhere in VA but makes periodic trips to Finland to visit family?

Maybe she's a language arts teacher at a college or something (she does have that teacher vibe sort of) or maybe she came to the US for a job opportunity.

That would explain another aspect of Chris's interest as well as being "pegasi sisters" (his words) and he takes Dualingo for fun when she's not there.

She may have just been some random brony who moved to the US, caught a news article of Chris in 2021 and became fascinated in him.

Then because of the proximity she started being with him frequently which would explain her frequently infrequent visits.

Anything's possible, of course.

That would make way more sense than living in Finland and making periodic trips to the US. She wouldn't even necessarily have to be a language teacher, just have a job that allows her to stay in the country.

And it still has the plus of Chris wanting to learn Finnish to impress her.

I don't think this is actually what's going on with Flutter, but it is definitely a good possibility to keep in mind.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Just because I believe that the accounts are Flutter doesn't mean they are me, I know I look stupid but I wouldn't go in to all that effort and trouble, I have better things than to jerk you all off, don't flatter yourselves retards

Gee now, whose posting style does this sound like? Someone doing a Finnish larp perhaps?

 

[Varis]

Ouch, @Kukaan ei välitä 's post hurt my soul. Glaring google translated grammar issues combined to idioms not used in finnish language and long runaway sentences. Is it special kind of autism that drives people trying to ween like this?

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to suffer this cringe.

I still believe that if (IF) Flutter is the connection to Chris' interest in Finnish, then she just has Finnish ancestry. Minnesota, for example, has several towns with Scandinavian roots.

 

[obliviousbeard]

I still believe that if (IF) Flutter is the connection to Chris' interest in Finnish, then she just has Finnish ancestry. Minnesota, for example, has several towns with Scandinavian roots.

Indeed. And even that's still a big if (just like you said) since it'd be just too normal of a thing for Chris.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to suffer this cringe.

I still believe that if (IF) Flutter is the connection to Chris' interest in Finnish, then she just has Finnish ancestry. Minnesota, for example, has several towns with Scandinavian roots.

Snow and mountains.

Well, we already have the Abominable Barelyaman.

 

[BeatboxBill]

That's a Finnish thing. Finnish doesn't have he or she, which makes translations sometimes inconsistent.

Either way, this is all so stupid and gay. Why would Flutter be radio silent for months, exist in a bigfoot like state, then suddenly do this? Come on dude.
Alright, i'll humor you @tyhmä
So you spend like 1200 euro/dollars each time you wanna visit someone who's only a friend? Like 3 times per year? Lots of travel for a friend.

I’ve noticed that as well, my job requires me to speak different languages and I’ve had to speak Finnish to a few clients and a lot of them use gender neutral words so nothing will ever be 100% consistent, all translations will come out as unintelligible garbage, but I don’t think she lives in Finland, it’s most likely her family are from Finland and moved to America and she grew up in Virginia

You are no different. You should've known that hanging with Chris Chan would get a bunch of people to obsess over you and try and find out more about you. It happened to every other person that did the same thing (recent examples are Fiona and Bella). Why do you think that you should be treated any different? In English the phrase is "fuck around and find out" and you're at the "Find out" part

And yes, Chris did rape his own mom. He fucking bragged about it to Bella and Fiona.

Tell you what, though. If you PM me a photograph of yourself (face visible and able to make out your height to verify that it's you) holding a piece of paper saying "take down my post", I will admit it's really you. I am an oldfag here and people will trust me.

(yes I know this is 99.9999% likely not Flutter)

Whether it’s a troll or Flutter, she knew what she was getting herself in to, she’s most likely getting off on the attention because despite Chris feeling defensive about her being documented and refusing to talk about her, Flutter doesn’t at all seem fazed by being photographed in public and never once reacted to the photographers, so I think she’s acting as if she hates it by purposefully covering herself with a face mask and sunglasses and being close to Chris at all times to get attention

Ouch, @Kukaan ei välitä 's post hurt my soul. Glaring google translated grammar issues combined to idioms not used in finnish language and long runaway sentences. Is it special kind of autism that drives people trying to ween like this?

Like others have pointed out, Finnish will never be consistent when translated because Fin people use gender neutral words and also their words or phrases are relatively old rather than common, it most likely the troll got somebody who is actually Finnish to type that or they are Finnish themselves or Flutter herself is being a retard

Is it possible Flutter is a Finn who lives in Lynchburg VA or somewhere in VA but makes periodic trips to Finland to visit family?

Maybe she's a language arts teacher at a college or something (she does have that teacher vibe sort of) or maybe she came to the US for a job opportunity.

That would explain another aspect of Chris's interest as well as being "pegasi sisters" (his words) and he takes Dualingo for fun when she's not there.

She may have just been some random brony who moved to the US, caught a news article of Chris in 2021 and became fascinated in him.

Then because of the proximity she started being with him frequently which would explain her frequently infrequent visits.

Anything's possible, of course.

I think she lives in Virginia and grew up there, but her family is from Finland.

My theory is that her family moved to America years ago and Flutter grew up in Virginia and that is why she speaks very good English.

(Please weens, if you are reading this, this is just a theory, no need for anymore sperg attack or pathetic trolling attempts, take this with a grain of salt, nowhere in my comment I am saying that the troll is actually in Virginia, I am just saying what could be a "likely" scenario)

Gee now, whose posting style does this sound like? Someone doing a Finnish larp perhaps?

I agree that he is a retard, but that crusty dildo guy ain’t thyma, he is just some loser from Germany who has anger issues, he is too painfully stupid to troll anybody, lol!

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to suffer this cringe.

I still believe that if (IF) Flutter is the connection to Chris' interest in Finnish, then she just has Finnish ancestry. Minnesota, for example, has several towns with Scandinavian roots.

That’s why some of us have speculations that she most likely grew up in Virginia and is an American citizen, but her parents are 100% Finnish and are immigrants who moved to America years ago

Indeed. And even that's still a big if (just like you said) since it'd be just too normal of a thing for Chris.

The reason some think she’s Finnish is because Chris has a habit of trying to impress all of his sweetheart candidates, if you go back to the Megan saga you’ll see that Chris only started liking Sailor Moon and MLP because Megan did and that is how his obsession stemmed from.
The same thing happened during the Wallflower saga, Chris told Kim Wilson (or Vivian, I can’t remember since it was such a long ass time ago) that he wanted to have a haircut like one of the band members of Celtic Thunder because Chris became obsessed with anything Irish knowing that the Wallflower loved Ireland and the Irish culture.
He even went as far as to start using British grammar when he dated "Catherine" so it is most likely Chris is only learning Finnish so he can impress Flutter hoping that she will fuck him.

 

[PhoBingas]

fucking stalkers!!!

I'm deducting points for not posting this pic with your rant.

Hey folks! It's me! Clyde Cash!

Hurry up and punk Flutter from Chrissy.

Assuming you're real (rofl I know), people are warned that this is exactly what happens when you start hanging out with Chris Chan.

People don't even need to be warned, they should have the brainpower upstairs to puzzle out the fact that almost everybody that gets mixed up with Chris gets pretty thoroughly dox'd.

Still can't believe people are giving this troll account even a little thought, honestly. The username's translation alone should be enough to erase any doubt this is just someone fucking around.

It's been a slow week, let us have some fun.

Chris admitted that he was planning to rape Magan but drew porn of her instead and no one forced him to do or think either of these things, how is that a good person who is the victim of the trolls and can be helped by a girlfriend?

If this is real Flutter in the thread, the teflon tard is probably going to try to dick you down against your will. I don't know though, maybe you're into that. Some broads are pretty twisted.

Finnish larp perhaps?

Well it's better than a Finnish yarp!

 

[BeatboxBill]

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I'm deducting points for not posting this pic with your rant.

Even though that picture gave me laughs, I don’t think you should do that, one of the moderators will probably get mad and accuse you of "slap fighting" despite it being a joke

Hurry up and punk Flutter from Chrissy.

For real though, it would be good to see Clyde Cash make a brief return, I would love to see him get Marvin stealing Flutter away and then see Chris ranting about how he hates pickles and niggos

People don't even need to be warned, they should have the brainpower upstairs to puzzle out the fact that almost everybody that gets mixed up with Chris gets pretty thoroughly dox'd.

If it’s the real Flutter, I don’t think she would care.
The troll is pathetic for tricking us, but I agree with him or her for saying that she’s an attention seeker and trying to play the victim, Flutter gives off that vibe because she didn’t do shit when people were photographing her and even though she tried to cover her face up, she still continued to hang around with Chris out in public.
What if it’s just that thyma person who is the troll and that other account is actually somebody that knows Flutter and is trying to out her being problematic?

It's been a slow week, let us have some fun.

Agreed, troll or not, it was slightly entertaining and did lighten the mood, that’s probably why Null or the moderators haven’t given them the boot yet, lol!

If this is real Flutter in the thread, the teflon tard is probably going to try to dick you down against your will. I don't know though, maybe you're into that. Some broads are pretty twisted.

I still have my doubts and think it’s a troll, but if it is indeed Flutter then it wouldn’t surprise me, if you go back a few pages he or she tried to accuse us all of kidnapping her and raping her all because we are documenting everything.

Not to be sexist, but why the fuck do some women go crazy and automatically think that everyone is going to rape them?

Well it's better than a Finnish yarp!

The crusty dildo dude ain’t the one behind those accounts, he’s just some faggot in Germany who had a spaz attack all because I had a theory that some woman I found online could be Flutter so he got all excited and started white knighting the troll, but it’s definitely not him behind the accounts, he’s too stupid.

At first I thought it was that My Earnest Opinions guy trying evade his thread ban, but after me and a few other people grilled him for embarrassing himself it turned out it was just another sperg.

He’s either given up or a moderator has thread banned him so we don’t need to worry about him shitting up the thread anymore.

 

[PhoBingas]

For real though, it would be good to see Clyde Cash make a brief return, I would love to see him get Marvin stealing Flutter away and then see Chris ranting about how he hates pickles and niggos

Back to basics. Neo-Chris is just sad and weird. I miss when he sperged about pickle-suited niggos and spray tanned New Jersians.

What if it’s just that thyma person who is the troll and that other account is actually somebody that knows Flutter and is trying to out her being problematic?

Wouldn't be the first time I think subjects of threads had friends of family come into the thread to try and throw salt. Remember Flamenco's mom or stepmom going into his thread? I hope it's actual flutter, because that would be the funniest reality, but it's probably someone pulling our legs. Hell, a tiny part of me hopes Flutter is like Caden in a wig, because that would be the real funniest outcome.

He’s either given up or a moderator has thread banned him so we don’t need to worry about him shitting up the thread anymore.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
I'll give "her" this, she's been careful, but careful will only get you so far. Some reddit weens have no chill and will totally just follow people and take pictures. Look at Cobes and Danderson, they don't have any issue doing legit criminal stuff to get "content".