Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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This really is the most unbelievable part of this whole farce, because Chris can't be a better person. Because he doesn't want to be. A man with the mentality of a child does not go to jail and then come out believing he's literally Jesus Christ reborn, wishing death upon the mother he sexually abused solely for what he believes is his personal gain (getting the house), demanding tribute from followers because it's the only way he's going to get people giving him Christmas presents, and angrily denouncing Hasbro producing a cartoon as supporting Putin's warmongering all because it doesn't align with Chris's stupid little headspace fiction.

Even entertaining Chris as a trans woman is simply feeding his delusions than helping him. Because quite frankly he is not trans - he's hated the demands of society when it comes to men and he ultimately started calling himself a woman because he saw being a woman as the easier path than actually trying to live up to society's expectations (despite being entirely capable of it as proven in his rollin and trollin video). If there was something he believed would be a better way to live than pretend he's a woman, he would drop the trans shit immediately. Same deal why he believes so much in his alternate cartoon dimensions and the merge - he outright would rather have a cartoon apocalypse come to grant him godhood and all the money he made in Payday 2, than actually put in work to change who he is as a person in real life.

This is why the only person who is actually helping Chris not be a homeless bum is some small time wannabe drug dealer who may or may not be using Chris's etsy products as a cover for money laundering. Chris will turn on everyone and everything that tries to help him, if he believes it is exclusively in his short term best interest. Every time.


I was about to type all of this but you beat me to it, thank you.
Also I would point out trying to be friends with Chris and help him will not work, Chris backstabs anyone who is close to him the moment he thinks it is to his advantage, many of the trolls over the years started out as friends who were trying to help Chris and got sick of how he treated them.
Chris admitted that he was planning to rape Magan but drew porn of her instead and no one forced him to do or think either of these things, how is that a good person who is the victim of the trolls and can be helped by a girlfriend?
Anyone who thinks they can be friends with Chris and fix him either needs to read up on him or watch this video.

Chris will betray anyone who tries to help him and Flutter is not special.
 
I was about to type all of this but you beat me to it, thank you.
Also I would point out trying to be friends with Chris and help him will not work, Chris backstabs anyone who is close to him the moment he thinks it is to his advantage, many of the trolls over the years started out as friends who were trying to help Chris and got sick of how he treated them.
Chris admitted that he was planning to rape Magan but drew porn of her instead and no one forced him to do or think either of these things, how is that a good person who is the victim of the trolls and can be helped by a girlfriend?
Anyone who thinks they can be friends with Chris and fix him either needs to read up on him or watch this video.

Chris will betray anyone who tries to help him and Flutter is not special.
I actually felt bad for some of those buddy trolls, they really had his best interests at heart and did all they could to try and open Chris up to the real world unlike his parents who sheltered him like a baby.

Especially Kim Wilson, she actually got Chris to actually leave his house and socialise.

Siana/Kacey, was helpful in the sense of encouraging a better lifestyle and pushing him to search for a job, but her whiny voice and attitude puts me off, especially with how she berated Chris for being fat when she’s practically fat too, but otherwise Kacey would have been a good role model for encouragement.
 
So if you're out in the field and I'm trusting you to be who you say you are out of good faith, you're basically making a promise to all of us that you want to be a part of Christory.

We're going on two decades here. Chris is basically a villain in a drama I never get tired of watching. He's the perfect Disney villain, completely inept and yet still terribly engaging.

I want to believe you have good intentions, but you going to have to act on the good faith some of us have had in you.
Whether it’s a troll or really is Flutter, I doubt their intentions are good
They their intentions are definitely not good, a family member has come forward stating that she tries to get famous off lolcows and is a big time attention whore, a moderator has provided us a English translation
Olen hänen veljensä, ymmärrän miksi kaikki pitävät Helmiä peikkona, hänen ei olisi pitänyt reagoida niin kuin hän teki, ja pyydän anteeksi hänen käytöstään.

Helmi ei voi hyvin, hänellä on tapana kommunikoida monien verkossa pahamaineisten ihmisten kanssa ja hän on tarkoituksella vuorovaikutuksessa heidän kanssaan saadakseen huomiota ja ensimmäisten ongelmien ilmetessä hän yrittää siirtää syyn kaikille muille.

Haluan valaista hieman, mitä on tekeillä niille teistä, jotka ovat uteliaita.

Helmi on Oonan toinen nimi ja kutsumme häntä usein sillä, mikä selittää, kuinka hän aina laittaa Helmin kaikkiin profiileihinsa. Todennäköisimmin hän katselee tätä verkkosivustoa ja muita sen kaltaisia verkkosivustoja löytääkseen Christine Chandlerin kaltaisia ihmisiä. Hän on tehnyt tätä vuosia ja vanhempamme ovat yrittäneet kaikella estääkseen hänet, mutta hänellä on aina tapa palata. verkossa, joten he vain luovuttivat ja antoivat hänen tehdä asiansa.

Kun Helmi näki, että Christine sai mediahuomiota, hän alkoi olla pakkomielle häneen ja otti yhteyttä joihinkin Christinen kontakteihin, jotka toimittivat Helmille Christinen vankilatunnuksen, jotta tämä voisi lähettää hänelle kirjeitä. Kun Christine vapautui, Helmi tapasi hänet parkkipaikalla ja he alkoivat viettää aikaa yhdessä. Kaikki mitä te teette, on mitä hän haluaa, hän teeskentelee olevansa huomion uhri ja haluaa saada tästä taloudellista hyötyä. Hänellä on jo tarpeeksi rahaa, koska perheemme tulee hyvin varakkaasta taustasta. Äitimme on sydänkirurgi ja isämme mekaanikko, joka omistaa oman korjaamon, joten hänellä ei ole mitään syytä tehdä tätä, enkä ole siitä samaa mieltä.

Emme voi tehdä mitään, emme voi estää häntä, olemme jo yrittäneet, mutta hän on 23-vuotias, hän on aikuinen, joten lain mukaan emme voi hallita hänen toimintaansa.

Ainoa syy, miksi hän pyytää teitä kaikkia poistamaan tämän viestin, on se, että hän tajuaa kaiken vastareaktion, jonka hän saa meiltä perheeltä, mutta on liian myöhäistä, suhteeni Helmiin sisaruksina on nyt katkennut, en halua mitään. enemmän häneen, hän on ollut ongelma tälle perheelle vuosia ja olemme vain kyllästyneitä siihen, että hän on sekaantunut tällaisiin asioihin.

3 vuotta sitten hän halusi ystävystyä Onisionin kanssa, kun kaikki kääntyivät häntä vastaan sen jälkeen kun tämä oli petoeläin saalistaja, ja koska hän ei koskaan tunnustanut häntä, hän luovutti ja siirtyi muihin ihmisiin. Näin hän tekee, ja lupaan sinulle, että Christinen jälkeen se on todennäköisesti joku muu, joka on kuuluisa verkossa.

Jos haluat tietää, seurustelevatko Christine ja Helmi, he eivät ole, hän vain teeskentelee olevansa hänen ystävänsä. Enimmäkseen hän luultavasti vain salli Christinen suudella ja koskettaa itseään, koska hän tietää, että jos hän tekee sopimuksen, hän saa enemmän irti hänestä.

Neuvoni kaikille Kiwifarmsilla on tehdä sitä, mitä kaikki jo tekevät, älkää syökö hänen fantasioihinsa, älkää rohkaisko hänen purkauksiinsa. Hän tietää, että te kaikki katsotte hänen jokaista liikettään ja tekee kaikkensa pahentaakseen tilannetta.

Itse pidän sairasta ja perseestä, että hän teki tämän, yritin varoittaa Christinea Helmin aikeista, mutta hän kieltäytyi uskomasta minua ja esti minut ja syytti minua trolliksi.

Älä huoli, minulle kerrottujen tietojen mukaan Christine on kiinnostunut vain biologisista naisista, ei transsukupuolisista naisista, joten jos hän päättää ahdistella Helmiä kuten omaa äitiään, hän kohtaa ikävän yllätyksen, koska Helmi vain näyttää. ja kuulostaa naiselliselta, mutta hänellä on silti ylimääräistä matkatavaraa alla (jos tiedät mitä tarkoitan).

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Don't worry, from what I've been told, Christine is only interested in biological women, not transgender women, so if she decides to harass Helmi like she did her own mother, she's in for a nasty surprise because Helmi only looks. and sounds feminine, but she still has extra baggage underneath (if you know what I mean).
You are not funny. Making another account does not prove anything other than that you are retarded.

If this was the real flutter, she likely would not care about people believing who she is and would privately contact the moderators asking for the thread to be removed (not that this would work on kiwifarms). Obviously this is not the case as this guy is DESPERATE for us to believe he is flutter. Alternatively, if flutter did care it would take three seconds to post a damn photo of herself. I really don't understand why people are still giving this shit any time of day.

TL;DR pictures or it didn't happen.
 
They their intentions are definitely not good, a family member has come forward stating that she tries to get famous off lolcows and is a big time attention whore, a moderator has provided us a English translation
"Family member"

This is low tier trolling that should be ignored. I mean they're purposely using a Finnish AWS VPN to play up the retarded theories. Also, "Flutter" the real life person has done the exact opposite of trying to get famous and attention. It's not like they're sitting on stream with Chris, or even interacting with anyone that revolves around him publically. This is troll bait, that I can't believe anyone is falling for.
 
I got you, the person above sent a broken link.
Here is the link to the actual post with the moderator’s translation:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/flutter-egg-cabbage-patch-meryl-food-lion-lady.180104/papage-56#post-18367713
What is with this absolute autism on display?

As entertaining as this is, still not believing this is Flutter OR her family.

Why the fuck would her brother decide to jump on right after no one believes this individual is Flutter? Stinks of "trust me, I got family vouching for me!"

Lame and gay my dude.
 
What is with this absolute autism on display?

As entertaining as this is, still not believing this is Flutter OR her family.

Why the fuck would her brother decide to jump on right after no one believes this individual is Flutter? Stinks of "trust me, I got family vouching for me!"

Lame and gay my dude.
I don’t believe it, I was giving Black Yoshi a link to the original post because the spoiler quote in Crusty Dildo’s comment was not working, I actually have mixed opinions on the matter
 
They their intentions are definitely not good, a family member has come forward stating that she tries to get famous off lolcows and is a big time attention whore, a moderator has provided us a English translation
I think this "crustydildo" guy is the person doing it/in on it. They joined specifically to post about the duolingo + facebook investigation and push it as 100% real:
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My theory is they saw people grasping at straws, thought "LOLLLLL THESE KIWITARDS ARE SO DUMB THEYL BELIEVE ANYTHING IM GONA TROLL THEM!!!!!!!!11!!1!" and can't understand why nobody is falling for the world's most obvious bait. Also for whatever reason the "family member" post didn't show up at first and got buried a couple pages back before it was visible to anyone (probably because a janny had to translate it). I think he realised that nobody was going to see his hilarious trollpost and backquoted it so we could all see how funny he is.
 
What is with this absolute autism on display?

As entertaining as this is, still not believing this is Flutter OR her family.

Why the fuck would her brother decide to jump on right after no one believes this individual is Flutter? Stinks of "trust me, I got family vouching for me!"

Lame and gay my dude.
The names and pronouns are inconsistent too.
 
I don’t believe it, I was giving Black Yoshi a link to the original post because the spoiler quote in Crusty Dildo’s comment was not working, I actually have mixed opinions on the matter
Oh I didn't mean you, I meant the post you were linking to lol sorry
 
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I think this "crustydildo" guy is the person doing it/in on it. They joined specifically to post about the duolingo + facebook investigation and push it as 100% real:
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My theory is they saw people grasping at straws, thought "LOLLLLL THESE KIWITARDS ARE SO DUMB THEYL BELIEVE ANYTHING IM GONA TROLL THEM!!!!!!!!11!!1!" and can't understand why nobody is falling for the world's most obvious bait. Also for whatever reason the "family member" post didn't show up at first and got buried a couple pages back before it was visible to anyone (probably because a janny had to translate it). I think he realised that nobody was going to see his hilarious trollpost and backquoted it so we could all see how funny he is.
I don’t think that is the case, he is a faggot for believing that shit and sperging over it, but I think it’s somebody else who is trying to troll us and make us believe it’s Flutter, I think it’s probably that Richard Righteous aka Righteous4CWC because I noticed another Kf member commented on thyma’s profile with their dox and one of the VPN IPs is from Liverpool, England and Richard Righteous is from England and still white knights Chris.
 
I think this "crustydildo" guy is the person doing it/in on it. They joined specifically to post about the duolingo + facebook investigation and push it as 100% real:
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My theory is they saw people grasping at straws, thought "LOLLLLL THESE KIWITARDS ARE SO DUMB THEYL BELIEVE ANYTHING IM GONA TROLL THEM!!!!!!!!11!!1!" and can't understand why nobody is falling for the world's most obvious bait. Also for whatever reason the "family member" post didn't show up at first and got buried a couple pages back before it was visible to anyone (probably because a janny had to translate it). I think he realised that nobody was going to see his hilarious trollpost and backquoted it so we could all see how funny he is.
You know what, I gotta change my initial rating I gave this troll.

2/10.

Lame, but mildly entertaining in a sad pathetic way. Still a complete faggot though.
 
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You know what egg? If it's you and you don't want to post your face we have an alternative. Post some of Chris's art that hasn't been online with some text and your sunglasses.

Or you could post your ass. I can recognize it from 1000 yards since we have several pictures of it.
 
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