Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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[BeatboxBill]

It’s definitely a VPN, but most iPhones come with a VPN set up.
I still think it’s a troll, but I want a moderator’s opinion on the matter to be sure.

 

[Jason Wynn]

what the fuck does that even mean??? this is not the karate kid movies i am not his mentor, me and christine are just friends, there is no `endgame’

Like I said on your profile post (which you oh so conveniently ignored, faggot) post a pic of you with your face clearly visible and unmasked holding a piece of paper with the phrase “take my thread down Null” if you want anyone to believe what you’re saying. You won’t of course, but I’ll throw it out there anyway.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

what the fuck does that even mean??? this is not the karate kid movies i am not his mentor, me and christine are just friends, there is no `endgame’

do you like being called fluttershy
Do you get called fluttershy when you take the bent duck

I’ll play along just answer my questions
If you wanna roleplay being a Chris waifu you gotta commit

 

[King Kiwi]

Flutter Nutter-in-consideration , as concerned Kiwis, we need to add to and preserve Christory.

I love this place like a baseball fan loves his team

Statistics matter, Flutter not shy.

So if you're out in the field and I'm trusting you to be who you say you are out of good faith, you're basically making a promise to all of us that you want to be a part of Christory.

We're going on two decades here. Chris is basically a villain in a drama I never get tired of watching. He's the perfect Disney villain, completely inept and yet still terribly engaging.

If you are who you say you are, you are one of the most interesting people who have come into this baseball field in two decades.

It's almost your obligation now you've come to the epicenter of Chris Chan.

I want to believe you have good intentions, but you going to have to act on the good faith some of us have had in you.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Flutter Nutter-in-consideration , as concerned Kiwis, we need to add to and preserve Christory.

I love this place like a baseball fan loves his team

Statistics matter, Flutter not shy.

So if you're out in the field and I'm trusting you to be who you say you are out of good faith, you're basically making a promise to all of us that you want to be a part of Christory.

We're going on two decades here. Chris is basically a villain in a drama I never get tired of watching. He's the perfect Disney villain, completely inept and yet still terribly engaging.

If you are who you say you are, you are one of the most interesting people who have come into this baseball field in two decades.

It's almost your obligation now you've come to the epicenter of Chris Chan.

I want to believe you have good intentions, but you going to have to act on the good faith some of us have had in you.

Whether it’s a troll or really is Flutter, I doubt their intentions are good, they are feeding in to his delusions of being a woman when Chris has not even had a sex change operation yet to pass as a woman.

And there’s the fact that they are going along with Chris’s statements that Janke blackmailed Chris even though Chris has given signs that he had sex with Barb and even admitted it to Dillin when he confronted him about it.

 

[FinnSven]

So the troll is using a VPN?

Yeah but this proves nothing either way.

A troll using a VPN doesn’t hurt.
IF it’s flutter then it makes sense of course because she doesn’t want to be tracked.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

He doesn't have to convince anyone that he's Flutter, he just needs to derail the thread for several pages due to retards replying to him for his ween brain to consider it a win and give him a dopamine hit, maybe some bragging rights over discord to whatever loser community he comes from. As far as I can tell, he really is winning.

 

[King Kiwi]

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So thyma is in Finland?

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Whether it’s a troll or really is Flutter, I doubt their intentions are good, they are feeding in to his delusions of being a woman when Chris has not even had a sex change operation yet to pass as a woman.

And there’s the fact that they are going along with Chris’s statements that Janke blackmailed Chris even though Chris has given signs that he had sex with Barb and even admitted it to Dillin when he confronted him about it.

Also I have never understood how Janke was blackmailing Chris if he had not done anything wrong? What was she threatening him with to get him to say he had sex with Barb and where is the proof that she blackmailed him? Chris should be able to produce Emails or DMs that back up his story if this were true and how come he didn't make this claim until almost two years after the fact?

Also, if Janke was blackmailing him to get clout why did she share the recording with a third party who then leaked it instead of releasing the recording herself.

None of this makes sense.

 

[FinnSven]

Also I have never understood how Janke was blackmailing Chris if he had not done anything wrong? What was she threatening him with to get him to say he had sex with Barb and where is the proof that she blackmailed him? Chris should be able to produce Emails or DMs that back up his story if this were true and how come he didn't make this claim until almost two years after the fact?

Also, if Janke was blackmailing him to get clout why did she share the recording with a third party who then leaked it instead of releasing the recording herself.

None of this makes sense.

Nope, but it also doesn’t make sense for a rational person to willingly spend time with Chris.

Weird shit happens.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Yeah but this proves nothing either way.

A troll using a VPN doesn’t hurt.
IF it’s flutter then it makes sense of course because she doesn’t want to be tracked.

I’m not gonna lie, a small part of me (keyword "small") thinks it could be Flutter because of how desperate they want this thread deleted and she’s been trying her best to be discreet from the public sightings. They are also very detailed with their comments, but their child like tantrums over how angry they are about this thread is what makes me think it’s a troll.

Usually iPhones come with free VPN service and also if she is using public WiFi, it will automatically generate a random place out of nowhere.

Also to note, many people want easy employment in European countries often work for places like Amazon so she could be working for Amazon and secretly using their public WiFi on her work breaks.

He doesn't have to convince anyone that he's Flutter, he just needs to derail the thread for several pages due to retards replying to him for his ween brain to consider it a win and give him a dopamine hit, maybe some bragging rights over discord to whatever loser community he comes from. As far as I can tell, he really is winning.

Even if it somehow is Flutter, she definitely wants attention, otherwise she wouldn’t have interacted with Chris in the first place and she would have attacked the weens who photographed her.

So thyma is in Finland?

According to the IP logs, yes, but also it’s a VPN so it could his or her iPhone VPN, but also public WiFi spots use random locations in their IP addresses so it’s not definite whether or not it is Flutter or if it is a troll, only Null and the moderators will be able to tell for sure if it’s in fact a fake person so I’m skeptical.

Also I have never understood how Janke was blackmailing Chris if he had not done anything wrong? What was she threatening him with to get him to say he had sex with Barb and where is the proof that she blackmailed him? Chris should be able to produce Emails or DMs that back up his story if this were true and how come he didn't make this claim until almost two years after the fact?

Also, if Janke was blackmailing him to get clout why did she share the recording with a third party who then leaked it instead of releasing the recording herself.

None of this makes sense.

Exactly!
And there’s the fact he bought a book about how to fuck old disabled people as well as him using an encrypted app to talk about it on along with his confession to Dillin Thomas.

 

[King Metalia]

i don't know why all of my posts in the talk to staff part always keep being sent here i don't want you freaks to keep talking about me and taking pics of me in public it's giving me really bad panic attacks and makes me feel uncomfortable as if i am some criminal when all i am trying to do is help christine be a better person

In the unlikely event you're legit trying to help Chris was your first mistake. Coming here mistake number two. Wanna try for 3?

 

[Kiwisee]

listen to yourselves you pathetic scum you already said how i always try to avoid being targeted out in public and right now i am asking for this post to be removed so if i was just a random stranger messing with any of you i would be trying to encourage all of you to harass and stalk me but i have spent all day posting in the `talk to staff’ section asking the mods to remove this post so would that make any sense for some one who wants me to be harassed and stalked??? no!!! they would be doing the complete opposite of that

i don't know why all of my posts in the talk to staff part always keep being sent here i don't want you freaks to keep talking about me and taking pics of me in public it's giving me really bad panic attacks and makes me feel uncomfortable as if i am some criminal when all i am trying to do is help christine be a better person

and when you said i am a troll for calling her christine i am not i am respectful and accepting her as a woman because that is how she sees herself but of course you narrow minded bigots are ignorant to understand that because your heads are all stuck up your asses

if the mods could give me the ability to send them messages then i wouldn't have to keep posting in the talk to staff part of this site where they keep redirecting my posts here because i am trying to talk to them about this privately and its not working!!!

Let’s assume for a second that you’re the true and honest Flutter.

The fact that you’re complaining about eyes being on you, when you chose to associate with an infamous online personality (to put it mildly), means that you didn’t pay that much attention to Christory as you probably should have.

You should know by now that associating with Chris, or any Chris adjacent people, is a bad idea because of how many weens he attracts. We’ve seen enough fake girlfriend trolls to know that at the end of the day, it’s all about getting fifteen minutes of relevancy.

If you are indeed the real Flutter and don’t like having eyes on you, I suggest dissociating away from Chris. You may think that you’re an epic troll who’s going to be the one to break Chris so bad that you’ll be the final boss troll. You are sadly mistaken.

There’s a reason why the real guy behind the Clyde Cash persona hasn’t revealed himself to anyone, even though he could easily cash in on it. Want to know why? The guido knows that he’d attract far more attention than he intended if he were to ever resurface. He knows there will be an endless stream of white knights and weens that will fuck with him, so he likely is lurking in the darkness somewhere.

Bluespike is an odd case, as he supposedly went on record here on the Farms to express some remorse for how he conducted himself back in the day. He also hasn’t really resurfaced since (and no, the supposed Sonichu psychology interview doesn’t count because we aren’t given any proof that it is the real bluespike). He’s been wise to not say anything more about it, as there’s no way people wouldn’t try to fuck with him as well.

Liquid Chris maybe a successful doctor these days, but he won’t be remembered for that. He’ll only be remembered for fucking with an autistic man child on YouTube, just by doing a good impression of said autist’s voice.

While all three trolls may have been funny back in the heyday, it’s unlikely that they’d want to draw attention back to themselves. They all had no way of knowing that people’s interest in Big CWC would ever blow up the way it did starting around 2020. And, with good reason, it’s unlikely they’re proud of this legacy they have.

You think you can “fix Chris”? Good luck on that, more qualified people have tried exactly that and failed.

You think a friendship will change him? You should look into how he treats people whom he considers friends (Megan, Watermelon, among many other genuine friends he had).

He has a long, documented history of walking all over people who try to help him in the nicest way possible. He's been like this far longer than you've been alive, if you need a reference for the amount of time which has passed since the beginning of his vendetta against Mary Lee Walsh.

He cannot be “helped” because he doesn't want help, period. The folks over at PVCC figured this out in 2002-04.

All of that out of the way, assuming that you are the real Flutter

What is your endgame with Chris? We've seen far too many fake girlfriend sagas to believe that you don't have malicious intentions. Do you really think your schtick is original, ground breaking even?

I'll give you credit in that you've managed to obscure your identity, for the time being. Otherwise, you're playing with fire because there will eventually be a spastic ween that will out you. There's no shortage of weens out there who are pining to become internet famous for doxing you.

I suggest you take a step back and think about all that I have said, while you still have time. Look at how often people try to fuck with Megan and Micheal Snyder if you need any good reason to quietly distance yourself from this dumpster fire. Allegedly, people tried to fuck with Rocky and Mary Lee Walsh as well, just for their unintentional roles in Christory.

 

[Baguette Child]

Still can't believe people are giving this troll account even a little thought, honestly. The username's translation alone should be enough to erase any doubt this is just someone fucking around.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Still can't believe people are giving this troll account even a little thought, honestly. The username's translation alone should be enough to erase any doubt this is just someone fucking around.

I like watching people embarrass themselves and this whole thing is exceedingly homosexual all the way around. I imagine it's going to get shut down pretty quick but I'm hopeful there's still some milk in those faux-Finnish teets.

 

[King Kiwi]

Still can't believe people are giving this troll account even a little thought, honestly. The username's translation alone should be enough to erase any doubt this is just someone fucking around.

Oh I was reading it like Thyme like the plant.

How stupid of me.

What is your endgame with Chris?

I specifically asked that as well, Thyme told me there was no end game.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Still can't believe people are giving this troll account even a little thought, honestly. The username's translation alone should be enough to erase any doubt this is just someone fucking around.

Hold up, nobody here has said that they actually believe that they’re Flutter, we are being hypothetical.
Sure we may have a small suspicion, but again, it’s only a small fraction, if you look on thyma’s profile you will see that we are actually laughing at how childish they are being.

And a username does not really mean anything, the only people who know whether or not this person is in fact a troll or actually Flutter is Chris himself as well as Null and the moderators.

 

[Baraka Obama]

there is no `endgame’

So this is a weird one. I have never seen anyone quote like this before -- not just single quotes but deliberately using a backtick for start quote.

Is this bizarre way of writing something that could be matched to something else online? Not sure how to construct a google query for that.

 

[BeatboxBill]

So this is a weird one. I have never seen anyone quote like this before -- not just single quotes but deliberately using a backtick for start quote.

Is this bizarre way of writing something that could be matched to something else online? Not sure how to construct a google query for that.

You’d be surprised, I have sometimes come across people who randomly put " ~ " at the end of all of their sentences or people capitalising all of their words in one sentence, Like This For Example