Chimpout Megathread

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William Tyndale said:
I have said before that bodycam channels are like shooting fish in a barrel but this one was particularly amusing. No license no registration no insurance, doesn’t follow instructions, resists detainment, gets slammed in the ground and screams “on my momma bro” over and over. In a twist of irony, she even accused the cops of being uncivilized
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Shits too funny
>it's my mom's car
>it's a rental
>my friend gave it to me
>I was talking to my mom
>my phone just died

She acted like a spoiled teenager and
Elwood P. Dowd said:
Be ever vigilant and watchful for "callous trios."
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NY Post / archive

As an aside, I'm surprised these comments are allowed to stand:
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loving that more and more people are seeing the patterns
 
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Disturbing — White man shot and killed in cold blood by a black man during a robbery in Chicago.

Wait! Chicago! I thought Chicago had those heccin wholesome Connecticut housewives Soros-backed anti-gun group seal of approval???
Illinois has among the strongest gun safety laws in the country and low levels of gun ownership. Following the horrific mass shooting in Highland Park on July 4, 2022, lawmakers took action to address gun violence and enacted critical gun safety laws, including a prohibition on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines. Despite being a national leader in enacting gun violence prevention laws, Illinois continues to experience an unacceptable rate of gun violence. Illinois is surrounded by states with much weaker laws, and an outsized share of likely trafficked guns recovered in Illinois are originally purchased out-of-state—especially in Indiana, just across the border from Chicago.

In recent years, Illinois has enacted gun dealer licensing, an improved illegal gun removal program, and an Extreme Risk law.
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Anyone who lives in Chicago is a fucking retard.
 
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William Tyndale said:
You are imparting the mindset of a white onto these black folks. They aren’t acting that way because it’s “these two.” They are acting that way because it could be any two. This type of shit happens everyday and this is just the next iteration. Tomorrow it will be two girls. The next day two different guys than the two from two days before. This could be caused by any small thing that is considered “disrespect.” Maybe one guy said the other one was a bad rapper. Maybe he stepped on his new Jordans without apologizing. Perhaps they both slept with the same girl and one said the other had a small dick. “Disrespecting” someone in the black community is enough to fight them over. Can’t let them “front” on you, otherwise everyone will do it. Day to day life is a mirror of what life is like in prison. And instead of working to get out of it, they bathe in the culture and welcome it with open arms. When you hear a nigger say “I’m bout it” or “I’m bout that life” it means “I am willing to fight you (and/or shoot you) if you disrespect me and I’m not afraid to go to jail over it.”
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Nigger sitting in his dodge charger ooking on facebook live about all the drug money he makes, speaks for two minutes straight and somehow only says ten different words before another nigger pulls up to rob the fat stacks from the first nigger, and the first nigger responds by repeatedly mumbling "bitch ass nigga" while shooting the other nigger with a shotgun.
 
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Black Spruce said:
Nigger sitting in his dodge charger ooking on facebook live about all the drug money he makes, speaks for two minutes straight and somehow only says ten different words before another nigger pulls up to rob the fat stacks from the first nigger, and the first nigger responds by repeatedly mumbling "bitch ass nigga" while shooting the other nigger with a shotgun.
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why do they so often speak in this confused sounding, airy manner where every word is about 99% vowels and none of them get finished, you could say everything he said with your mouth wide open
it reminds me of the way dimitrius, the kid that shat himself playing mafia, speaks... but that kid im certain is actually clinically mentally handicapped
blacks just speak like that normally

"hhuhaghwuhag wuwhuh huhehuehuahahuha" "dimitrus get off the game go to the bathroom and take a shit!" "YUGHATT YUGHATT YUGHATT YUGHATT YUGHATT YUGHATT!"
 
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Let’s not forget that despite their proclivity for engaging in hilarious chimpouts, the negroes are also partial to engaging in underage sex crimes.

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