Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 23.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 30.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 33 12.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 90 33.0%

  • Total voters
    273
He's not talking about his super chat numbers, which are indeed rapidly approaching $0, but the amount he got of his grandfather's oil money, which nobody with a brain believes is $0.
IIRC awhile back he said he would stream to nobody if it meant he could do whatever he wanted. While I don't think he'll be streaming to literally nobody, $0 superchat days might as well be zero people for him. We may get to see soon if he really meant that.

He already makes less than our local Taco Bell workers. :story:
 
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IIRC awhile back he said he would stream to nobody if it meant he could do whatever he wanted. While I don't think he'll be streaming to literally nobody, $0 superchat days might as well be zero people for him. We may get to see soon if he really meant that.

He already makes less than our local Taco Bell workers make. :story:
Who knows? With all the drugs and gay sex as of late, Nick has the potential to be an IP2 streamer.
 
He's not talking about his super chat numbers, which are indeed rapidly approaching $0, but the amount he got of his grandfather's oil money, which nobody with a brain believes is $0.
If he ever had any qualms about just brazenly lying, he's put them to rest.
Who knows? With all the drugs and gay sex as of late, Nick has the potential to be an IP2 streamer.
He should do some streams with Andy Dick. Dick needs someone to make him look normal and less of a pervert by comparison.
 
IIRC awhile back he said he would stream to nobody if it meant he could do whatever he wanted. While I don't think he'll be streaming to literally nobody, $0 superchat days might as well be zero people for him. We may get to see soon if he really meant that.

He already makes less than our local Taco Bell workers. :story:
Where’s the fun in that drunk rambling into the dark corners of the internet? At least on Twitter or a forum you get feed back and can talk about things maybe go on a multiple pages discussion about butter dishes. Just streaming to no one seems depressing
 
I apologize for my statement earlier about CPS needing to investigate the Rekietas. The screenshot from the church footage just gave me a strong reaction to their physical appearance, and Nick's recent molestation jokes on his show felt significantly strange. Anyways, based on how things are going, Lady Rackets might as well plan out Nick's will. Nick is more than likely going to suffer through costly medical expenses from his up-and-coming liver failure. Well, at least we know Ethan Ralph might outlive Rekieta. It is strange how an impoverished, obese midget (that has had multiple health scares) has a longer life expectancy than that of a nepo baby.
 
Where’s the fun in that drunk rambling into the dark corners of the internet? At least on Twitter or a forum you get feed back and can talk about things maybe go on a multiple pages discussion about butter dishes. Just streaming to no one seems depressing
Yeah, him getting sloshed on camera making no money at all, talking about things he hates (muh Trump/Biden and guns) sounds awful - like not even simply not fun at all, but anyone that can recognize an addict in denial would never want to watch this for any reason other than some sort of clinical study.

The only advantage to streaming to nobody would be none of these normie "Doctor/psychologist Reacts" channels would ever use him to talk about alcoholism. So that's nice for him. EDIT: actually, I take that back, that would be good for him, because he would get flooded with traffic that would send him money just to talk about being a drunk. Giving him money to troll like that is dumb. You're literally enabling him by doing that.

You can so easily tell this man has never had to work hard in his entire life - saying things like he'll stream to nobody if it means he gets to "do wat I want" is so stupid. So as long as he gets to say all the gamer words he wants, and show his gross body on camera all he wants, he'll work for free, and not get any income.

What a complete idiot. My embarrassment from being a former fan continues.

a forum you get feed back and can talk about things maybe go on a multiple pages discussion about butter dishes
Honestly the random tangents/recurring inside jokes are my favorite parts of the thread these days. lol. While I wait patiently for another bombshell to drop from this guy. He cannot help himself, and cannot for the life of him keep ANY-thing a secret. It all slips out eventually.

I apologize for my statement earlier about CPS needing to investigate the Rekietas.
While tipping the cow is always a bad idea, keep in mind that a long time ago, Nick complained to Josh that people on the site were breaking rules by meddling in his personal life. When Josh asked for him to name the members, and what they were doing so he could act accordingly, Nick refused to say anything, and just replied "I don't want you to do anything, I just want you to know."

Now obviously, Nick is a lying piece of shit, which I'm almost certain is why he couldn't list anything specific, and anyone with a brain knows his intentions were to have Josh scrub the thread.

Anyone going out of their way to actually meddle in his life would give Nick real ammunition to use, and say "SEE? These Kiwis are trying to ruin my family!!" And the last thing this site needs is more potential legal trouble.

I like it here. :story:
 
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Nick's second, current home was purchased for $650,000 at the end of November 2018.
Which house is the which? I wasn’t aware that he had two homes. I’m out of the loop on this. I know about the house in the background of his streams.
 
So, TISM has just returned after a year's hiatus. Destiny that's a woman's name came up, then DSP, and then DSP's recent clowning on Nick and subsequently, the latter's health issues.

Timestamped:

Transcript.
Bearing: Speaking of DarkSydePhil, have you seen- he perked up recently.
TheQuartering: He dunked on Rekieta!
B: I know, and he did a good job.
TQ: He killed him! *chat: "WTF!?!!?!?!?", "Say what?!"*
B: Yeah. *chat: "nick is a broken cuck", "Rekieta is a shitshow right now"*
TQ: Shout out Nick, by the way, man, you gotta be going through something, I don't know what it is. I messaged him, I'm like, "dude, are you okay?" It was a different level to, like, people being like, concern trolling Dank, I was like, "Nick, what the fuck is, like, what is going on, dude." I dunno what's going on.
B: Yeah, there's de-e-efinitely something.
Count Dankula: Wha- wha- wh- what is going on? I'm not-- I'm nowhere near as terminally online as I used to be, what's actually happened with him?
B: He looks like he's got liver disease, basically.
TQ: I think it's not-- I, like, I'm not a doctor, but I am an alcoholic, I think it's more than,.. you know.
B: You reckon it' more than-- But there's defini- like, he's yellow and his eyes are never white kinda thing, it looks like... it's something going on with his liver.
CD: If it's yellow eyes, then that's alcohol.
B: Yeah-yeah-yeah.
TQ: Yeah, that would be.
B: And that's his schtick, he fucking- he drinks on stream, I mean, that was always gonna fucking go wrong, wasn't it?
CD: Oh, right-right-right.
TQ: I stopped drinking on livestreams for-- not really for that reason, but I was trying to find the, like, I say this with love, but can somebody find me the "before" and "after" picture? Like, it is.., it is not great.

5 seconds later, this goes up on stream:
after.png
Absolutely felted.
 
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Where’s the fun in that drunk rambling into the dark corners of the internet? At least on Twitter or a forum you get feed back and can talk about things maybe go on a multiple pages discussion about butter dishes. Just streaming to no one seems depressing
If the superchats he's actually responding to are representative of his "engagement," his viewers range from concerned to openly contemptuous. I wonder how many of the "concerned" viewers actually even are concerned at this point, because he's made it clear he has no intention of pulling up. I think even most of those are just winding him up to watch the monkey dance.
 
Where’s the fun in that drunk rambling into the dark corners of the internet? At least on Twitter or a forum you get feed back and can talk about things maybe go on a multiple pages discussion about butter dishes. Just streaming to no one seems depressing
>Here's the best way to hardboil an egg
>Here's how to smoke butter
>This brand of tripod is better
>Balldo went to Epstein Island
>??????!!!!!11?
 
Legitimately how is this more interesting than just reading a court document? Over 2 hours of seething and complaints about every little slight he's accumulated through the day.

Just open any random court document and start reading. It would be wildly more interesting than the adventures of middle aged train wreck man and his difficulty to operate a household.
Dude, I know you would like him to go back to long-form legal content but, in case you haven't noticed, he lacks the physical and mental capacity to pull it off.

I am pretty sure he's gonna have to seek medical help before you have any chance of getting your wish.

Nick's second, current home was purchased for $650,000 at the end of November 2018. Nick has specified that he had no mortgage as of when the Vic saga started (February 2019). Nick had only graduated law school a few years before that and since passing the bar had a limited solo practice in a rural area. Anyone who knows these facts does not believe this narrative.
To get more granular here, he was admitted to the bar on 5/8/15, and between then and November of 2018, he was the attorney of record in no more than 28 extremely low end criminal cases. We're talking like traffic tickets and misdemeanors mostly.

I know attorneys can earn decent money, but you are absolutely right there's no way in shit he bought a $650,000 house outright from the money earned from that law practice.

Whether it's a trust fund, or some other legal mechanism, he absolutely had significant outside financial help.
 
I apologize for my statement earlier about CPS needing to investigate the Rekietas. The screenshot from the church footage just gave me a strong reaction to their physical appearance, and Nick's recent molestation jokes on his show felt significantly strange. Anyways, based on how things are going, Lady Rackets might as well plan out Nick's will. Nick is more than likely going to suffer through costly medical expenses from his up-and-coming liver failure. Well, at least we know Ethan Ralph might outlive Rekieta. It is strange how an impoverished, obese midget (that has had multiple health scares) has a longer life expectancy than that of a nepo baby.
I wouldn't recommend anyone here intervene of course but if he was like my neighbor or the parent of my child's classmate for example, I might consider it. Both parents are heavily abusing substances and I could easily see them driving drunk with the kids in the car, or hell, the older kids could even get into their drug/pill stash. Kids at my high school would steal pills from their parents and pass them out. The situation is probably fairly dire for those kids, or will be very soon. Nick is completely incoherent most of the time and is letting other weirdos like Aaron presumably have easy access to his children. It's a recipe for someone to get molested.
 
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And Rekieta's enablers still insist that everything is okay.
The absolute nicest and most lenient explanation I can think of they haven't personally ever had the experience of dealing with a friend or family member that had a destructive addiction, so they are currently in the denial stage. I've been there, so that's the most forgiving possibility to me.
 
Dude, I know you would like him to go back to long-form legal content but, in case you haven't noticed, he lacks the physical and mental capacity to pull it off.

I am pretty sure he's gonna have to seek medical help before you have any chance of getting your wish.
I mean really at this point I'm just saying it in case hes still reading his thread to fish for a spergout over it. I know he's not going to improve. I just doubt he could honestly answer the question directly and will continue to not address it by only referencing his short lived era of trial streams as not being possible anymore.

At this point he just doesn't want to put in effort and wants people to support him as a cult of personality instead of on his merits. He just doesn't have the spine to say that. He's some how worse than DSP, at least Phil still plays games for his audience to ebeg during. Nick can't even be bothered to put forth even that much.
 
28 extremely low end criminal cases.

$650,000 house outright from the money earned from that law practice.
What, your local lawyers don't charge an average of $23,500 to solve a traffic ticket? they must be incel prudes selling themselves short, they should consult business, legal and social media expert Nick Rekieta about how to properly price their services.
 
While tipping the cow is always a bad idea, keep in mind that a long time ago, Nick complained to Josh that people on the site were breaking rules by meddling in his personal life. When Josh asked for him to name the members, and what they were doing so he could act accordingly, Nick refused to say anything, and just replied "I don't want you to do anything, I just want you to know."

Now obviously, Nick is a lying piece of shit, which I'm almost certain is why he couldn't list anything specific, and anyone with a brain knows his intentions were to have Josh scrub the thread.
I think the funnier alternative is that Nick really wanted to say Himedall recording his Locals fucked with him, but had a feeling that if he said that, Null would (correctly) point out that that's not touching the cow, and then Null would call him a fucking retard. So he decided to be as purposely vague as possible...which helps nobody and only wastes time.
 
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