Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Fatrick reposted some pictures that a photographer took that look awfully similar to him.
that is not an aeroplane mother - enjoy time out.jpg
>No mother, you are delusional. That is not an aeroplane.
>It is YOU who will eat your vegetables.
>Enjoy time out.

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One of these images is an un-edited photo of Rick, the other is a photoshop. Can you tell which is the real image?
 
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Fatrick reposted some pictures that a photographer took that look awfully similar to him. I think it's the pig genes honestly.
"Sweet guy" The kid looks like he's going to do some covers of Bad Lip Reading "Seagulls" and "My Stick" and tells us he has a chicken duck waiting back home for him.
 
The moment that broke him.
This is what probably sealed his wifes decision to leave him.
She obviously had no respect for him or she wouldn't have sat on PKJ's lap to begin with, but no man worth the name is going to let his wife sit on some dudes knee.

So much for the actual bad ass.
When its time to put up or shut up, Rick cucks out.

Shamefur dispray.
 
The moment that broke him.
This is what probably sealed his wifes decision to leave him.
She obviously had no respect for him or she wouldn't have sat on PKJ's lap to begin with, but no man worth the name is going to let his wife sit on some dudes knee.

So much for the actual bad ass.
When its time to put up or shut up, Rick cucks out.

Shamefur dispray.
nah by the time that happened it was already over for him.
like, once your woman puts you in a position like that, there's no coming back. you can start a fistfight over it (and likely end up getting taken to jail by lyndon evans) but even if you win and fuck the other guy up, it doesn't erase the fact that she chose to do that to you in the first place.
really the only thing he could do to somewhat save face at that point is accept how over it is and separate from her immediately, to at least keep a little bit of dignity rather than try to cling to her like a desperate dog.
 
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The moment that broke him.
This is what probably sealed his wifes decision to leave him.
She obviously had no respect for him or she wouldn't have sat on PKJ's lap to begin with, but no man worth the name is going to let his wife sit on some dudes knee.

So much for the actual bad ass.
When its time to put up or shut up, Rick cucks out.

Shamefur dispray.
One of the most brutal pictures on this whole site.

What kind of a man just lets his wife sit on the lap of another man right in front of him, in front of what we assume is his peer group.

A fat man, a fat man with bitch tits and no shitty pallet chairs. Thats who.
 
At any time I would have moral objections over some trolling, like someone indirectly stealing his shitty chairs, he posts something so vile I am completely fine with it again.
He is such a piece of shit.
Him getting bullied is done for great justice.
Some Redditor could go insane and firebomb his house to the ground and I would still think it was deserved and karmic at this point
 
likely end up getting taken to jail by lyndon evans) but even if you win and fuck the other guy up, it doesn't erase the fact that she chose to do that to you in the first place.
there's a chance of recovery if you're not a fat faggot and just a normal drunk dumbass, but it's razor thin and is basically an entire "come to Jesus moment" for you and her and it's just rare as all fuck.

It's as rare as a deathbed conversion imo. In fact, that's how I'll explain deathbed conversions going forward, "they're as rare as some lolcow like fatrick realizing he's a fuck and fixing his life."
 
you can start a fistfight over it (and likely end up getting taken to jail by lyndon evans) but even if you win and fuck the other guy up, it doesn't erase the fact that she chose to do that to you in the first place.
Or you can be Fatty, and compound getting cucked right to your face by also getting your ass beaten, then also going to jail.

The only thing he should have beaten is her to the courtroom door.
 
Some Redditor could go insane and firebomb his house to the ground and I would still think it was deserved and karmic at this point
Yes, I have less sympathy for Fatrick than I do for most of the other Lolcows on this site (zoophiles and pedos aside). He deserves absolutely anything coming his way from the funsters. I’ll dance as the palaces half hovel burns.
 
Patrick says in his Craigslist post trying to get his chairs back that he isn't "downsizing," but he probably should be. I couldn't help but notice that he's quite overweight.
Wrong by every medical standards child. Patrick is a tough fucking guy with a beer belly that could shove your underwear up your ass and make you eat it little one. The only thing that needs downsizing is your felonious post and obsessive stalking child. Enjoy many many years in prison.
 
Wrong by every medical standards child. Patrick is a tough fucking guy with a beer belly that could shove your underwear up your ass and make you eat it little one.
It is YOU who will be in prison, pickle-suited child. Your felonious trolling and mislabeling (including trying to get me killed via the Health Department of Greene County) are being investigated by the FBI and Magi-Chan as well.
 
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