Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Porsalin trying to cope after he got felted by Cryptic Web Chronicles
It’s almost like the sensible approach of starting small, covering events as they happen, and only promising what you’re sure you can deliver was the best one. So tragic that six million hours of irrelevant interviews with Andy Warski, Turkey Tom, and whatever other half-recognizable commentary community fags Porsalin is friends with have been lost.
 
Ghoulish fat middle aged retard commander of the Chairforce taking delight in the very idea that Slavic men could possibly be dead.
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Seriously, fuck this guy. The closest thing he's ever seen to war is asking for the police he's suing to protect him from another fat retard, Dan Mullen. I hope chairs get returned to him, up his ass sideways. The Ukrainians are conscripting old men and children to fight. The fat pussy can volunteer despite what excuses he gives. I'm sure he would be great at clearing minefields, once.
 
I'll be honest but I do kinda get pat's fury on this one. I'd be pissed too if something I built with my own two hands, regardless of quality, was stolen.

Its kinda fucked up but at the same time I can't feel *too* bad for pat because he's insisted on living the kinda life that makes people act like this towards him. He just had to stop being so much of a beligerrant angry dick on the internet to anyone and everyone as far as we know its just as likely some commie tranny zoomer he got into it over "genocide joe" did this to punish him for defending biden as likely as it is for it to be a pest. Pat makes enemies with everyone he comes across.
 
Seriously, fuck this guy. The closest thing he's ever seen to war is asking for the police he's suing to protect him from another fat retard, Dan Mullen. I hope chairs get returned to him, up his ass sideways. The Ukrainians are conscripting old men and children to fight. The fat pussy can volunteer despite what excuses he gives. I'm sure he would be great at clearing minefields, once.
He probably thinks he’s too important to die, changing the world with your twitter is not for the weak, child. Being one of the great thinkers sticking it to Putin with womanly snark ain’t easy but somebody gotta do it.
 
He probably thinks he’s too important to die, changing the world with your twitter is not for the weak, child. Being one of the great thinkers sticking it to Putin with womanly snark ain’t easy but somebody gotta do it.
I'm sure he thinks that, but the primary reason is that he's a fat coward and he knows it. It was proven beyond a shadow of a doubt with Dan in the court room and with the guy who went to Hooligans. Rick is 100% pure bitchmade. At least Boogie confronted Frank himself as retarded as it was. I'm glad Jake Raven exists and while it's unfortunate he looks as much like Fat Tits as he does, Jake absolutely mogs him by merely existing.
 
I'm sure he would be great at clearing minefields, once.
Wrong again, child, Rick would immediately take command of the armed forces and turn the tide of the war with his ingenious military strategies.
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Seriously, fuck this guy. The closest thing he's ever seen to war is asking for the police he's suing to protect him from another fat retard, Dan Mullen. I hope chairs get returned to him, up his ass sideways. The Ukrainians are conscripting old men and children to fight. The fat pussy can volunteer despite what excuses he gives. I'm sure he would be great at clearing minefields, once.
They're not conscripting children, in fact the conscription age is set up specifically to avoid that because their 18-30 population was already so fucked due to the demographic collapse after the end of the USSR, everyone under 25 is a volunteer at this point. They're conscripting older men as much as possible to avoid destroying what little future they have left, though this will probably change in the next year or so since they need more men to be able to rotate units effectively. Russia doesn't need to worry about this because they have a nearly infinite supply of low information village bydlo, churkas and criminals.

Regardless, taking the video he is replying to as evidence that Russian males are all dead is fucking retarded. Except for dissidents, criminals and volunteers Russia has hardly touched SPb and Moscow for recruitment. Historically riots in centers of power are the only things that actually threaten the state, and the people living there are aware of exactly how shitty the fighting is in Ukraine. It's shithole villages in Siberia and the Urals where an entire generation of men have vanished.

St. Petersburg and Moscow have a high female:male ratio because young women leave their shitty economically depressed hometowns to work in the big city, you'll see the same trend in Berlin versus the rest of East Germany, or basically anywhere in Eastern Europe. Really almost anywhere with educated women to some degree since educated women tend to end up disproprotionately in administrative work, which disproportionally exists in capitals and major cities. I remember someone posting a video of a Moscow bar earlier in the war claiming the same retarded thesis and it was just ladies' night.
 
I am right this exact moment in a cameras-on google meet for work and am really struggling not to smile like some lunatic at fatrick being so enraged at the latest chair gimmick account he invents a new threat
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This is why your rule is over, Belshazzar! Enjoy mene mene tekel upharsin prison, stalker king!

edit: oh fuck me sideways Gasoline Alley is going to start patposting?‽‽!

fuck me I cannot upload this shit to save mah life

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fucking finally wow I wonder if the original was corrupt
 
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I am right this exact moment in a cameras-on google meet for work and am really struggling not to smile like some lunatic at fatrick being so enraged at the latest chair gimmick account he invents a new threat
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You know he's really 11/10 turbo pissed because he only changes the copypastas when he snaps. You love to see it
 
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Fatrick reposted some pictures that a photographer took that look awfully similar to him. I think it's the pig genes honestly.
Photographer learned the secret, tell that (stalker) child he's going to be reposted by Fatrick and you get those looks.
 
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