Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

How far along will he get in this new endeavor

Well judging by his announcement post he's already gassed the dream after realizing it would take 4 years to accomplish. I dunno how these things work in the US, but in my experience you can't just pick something to enrol in at university/college level. You need actual grades relevant to the field of study, and I'm willing to be Adam has none because he BING BING WAHOO'd his way through high school.

what do you think he will want to be next?

It's a long shot, but that's what Adam specializes in, so I'm going to say personal trainer arc.

I think he's going to go to the gym for a month then start posting shirtless selfies in a dirty mirror offering clients --18 or younger boyfriend-free girls only pls; no time wasters-- the chance to achieve their dream body. If you are interested, please send photos to Adam so he can assess your figure ahead of time.

 

[WASR96]

If getting his masters is psychology and an LPC is too much he can always do the next best thing; become a social worker and then play pretend counselor, then proceed to get butthurt every time people point out you're not a real one.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I would trust Stevie Wonder to fly a plane before I trust Chibi to be a therapist.

 

[Go bo]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like cheebs has mentioned being a therapist before...like a while ago. Is he trying to recycle plotlines now?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Chibi is too autistic for osaka.

I dunno. I've seen some pretty heavy weebs there.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like cheebs has mentioned being a therapist before...like a while ago. Is he trying to recycle plotlines now?

We'll know for sure if he starts wearing a dog collar again.

 

[Chernabog3000]

The rapist

 

[Torricelli]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like cheebs has mentioned being a therapist before...like a while ago. Is he trying to recycle plotlines now?

It's difficult to keep track of all his new pipe dreams, but this one has been developing for at least a couple of years now.

The infamous "empath" Tweet from the guy who played Mario Golf until 5 AM while his roommates tried to sleep.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

It's difficult to keep track of all his new pipe dreams, but this one has been developing for at least a couple of years now.

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>i really like listening
>connecting emotionally
>be a good therapist

I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

>i really like listening
>connecting emotionally
>be a good therapist

I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.

A little off topic but I've recently been going through some of Guru Larry's old stuff and came across this bit when talking about Tomba 2:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And that's the really funny part because sure while it might be a little lonely those little inaka towns are where you can find the real Japan.

This applies to small towns across every country.

 

[sassblassted]

He went from sped speed runner working one day a week at a grocery store, to getting a(n) usless video game developer degree, to being fat Roxas, to salary man, to wannabe English teacher in Japan, now he wants to be a therapist. I would call Chibi a jack of all trades, yet master of none but to be a jack of all trades he'd have to be good at some of them. How far along will he get in this new endeavor and what do you think he will want to be next?

Jack of no trade, master of none.

 

[Wodanaz]

lmfao he got buck broken so hard by caveman that 10 years later he wants to help others who are also broken

 

[BingBongDingDong]

So how long ago did he graduate with his game design degree? Because it doesnt seem like he actually tried to find any job at all other than being an English teacher in japan lmao

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Wait so did he already fail the teaching in Japan thing? I was legitimately looking forward to cheebs being stuck in an extremely hierarchical society with strict expectations, sounded like a hilarious set up.

The most ridiculous thing is that Adam didn't even fail! He was legitimately offered a teaching gig in Japan. If he said yes, he would literally go to Japan and become a teacher. But he said no because it didn't fit the exact anime dream he has envisioned for years. That's the most insane thing about it. HE DIDN'T EVEN FAIL, he just gave up his "dream" once his unrealistic expectations were not instantly met.

 

[Harm]

So how long ago did he graduate with his game design degree?

Looking back in the thread and a discussion from around March, it seems that he got it shortly before his most recent trip to Japan. Considering he didn't get the degree based on his own skills and merits, he probably never seriously attempted to apply to any positions which would put the degree to use.

It always felt like he wanted to "make games" in the sense of conjuring up game ideas that other laborers would have to piece together, whereas he was (allegedly) obtaining the education necessary to be that laborer making someone else's game idea a reality.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So how long ago did he graduate with his game design degree? Because it doesnt seem like he actually tried to find any job at all other than being an English teacher in japan lmao

The game degree was just a larp like all his other things. I mean remember his 3D printer? He was all up on making things and then... stopped.

I think the only reason he got the degree was he wanted to work in Japan and that was the easiest way. To get a work visa if you have no money or skills you need a 4 year degree from an accredited college or university.

The most ridiculous thing is that Adam didn't even fail! He was legitimately offered a teaching gig in Japan. If he said yes, he would literally go to Japan and become a teacher. But he said no because it didn't fit the exact anime dream he has envisioned for years. That's the most insane thing about it. HE DIDN'T EVEN FAIL, he just gave up his "dream" once his unrealistic expectations were not instantly met.

In his mind he did fail because he didn't become a JET but instead was offered something through Interac or some other group.

Had they placed him in Tokyo like some place really close to downtown or even in Chiba or Kawasaki where he could reach Tokyo in half an hour by train he would have taken it. But because it was a small town outside of Nara it's not good enough for him. And yet... that might actually have been the best as being the only white face around might make him a minor celebrity and he might have been able to get his dick wet occasionally.

Or probably not. This is Chibi after all. The guy self-sabotages himself constantly.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's difficult to keep track of all his new pipe dreams, but this one has been developing for at least a couple of years now.

This might be Chibi's masterpiece. It's subtle yet perfectly sums up his complete lack of critical thought or long-term planning.

"I like eating food. Maybe I should become a chef."
"I like to travel. Maybe I should become a pilot."
"I like not being dead. Maybe I should become a surgeon."

Maybe you should accept that you're a loser and resign yourself to spending the next 30 years working the one relatively well-paying dead end job you were miraculously able to get.

The game degree was just a larp like all his other things. I mean remember his 3D printer? He was all up on making things and then... stopped.

I think the only reason he got the degree was he wanted to work in Japan and that was the easiest way. To get a work visa if you have no money or skills you need a 4 year degree from an accredited college or university.

This isn't a compliment, but I am strangely impressed by Adam's willingness to throw thousands of dollars at these ventures, only to drop them almost immediately after.

How much did his shitty degree cost, $30,000+? That's an insane amount of money to commit to, on a whim, in your 30s. More insane still to then phone it in and get your Discord to do all the work for you.

And yet... that might actually have been the best as being the only white face around might make him a minor celebrity and he might have been able to get his dick wet occasionally.

You and I both know it would have only been a matter of weeks before he showed his dick to a student and ended up in some (totally justified) Junji Ito scenario where the village lock him in a shed and leave him there.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You and I both know it would have only been a matter of weeks before he showed his dick to a student and ended up in some (totally justified) Junji Ito scenario where the village lock him in a shed and leave him there.

Well yeah which would have been kinda funny but I was talking best case scenario where after a month or so he shelved the autism and actually tried to do something productive. Yeah gimme my rainbows but stranger things have happened.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

The infamous "empath" Tweet from the guy who played Mario Golf until 5 AM while his roommates tried to sleep.

I feel like people who call themselves "empaths" seem narcissistic and it's like some form of "I am a good person, respect me" virtue signalling to the crowd. It's the same vibe as some guy calling himself "a nice guy"

I'll believe it when I see it buddy.