African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

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Dipodomys said:
I liked that her friend on the phone was giving her shit for not cooperating. They get to the station and she's trying to say it was "just a traffic stop" like how fucked up are you right now?
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I've had alarmingly high BAC (higher than 0.4)—not operating any kind of dangerous machinery if you're wondering—and still managed to be on my feet and interact with others reasonably well. It's a combination of high tolerance and not being a nigger. Some act like this barely above the legal limit.
 
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mydadfucksmyassinmysleep. said:
All I ever hear is people discussing Total Nigger Death, how come we never hear about Total Nigger Life?
Talk with Niggers, Have lunch with Niggers, meet up for Nigger movie night, take Niggers on a date, kiss Niggers, go out to dinner with Niggers, move in with Niggers, do housekeeping for Niggers, adopt a pet with Niggers, have niggers over for wine night, paint with Niggers, spoon Niggers, give Nigger the emotional support they need, confess feelings for Niggers, propose to Niggers, attend a Nigger wedding, go on a honeymoon with Niggers, ride or die for a Nigger, adopt little Niggers, raise a Nigger family, watch Niggers grow up, attend Nigger graduation, get sad little Niggers are big Niggers, spend your golden years on the porch sipping tea during Summer nights with Niggers, help Niggers bathe and dress themselves, go to a Nigger home with Niggers, play Bridge with Niggers, gossip with Niggers, see your big Niggers start families of their own with other Niggers, mourn dead Nigger lovers, give Niggers a eulogy, live the remaining days without Niggers, die in bed wishing your Nigger was there for you the way you were there for Niggers, be buried by Niggers.
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This is a large part of why I dropped out of college and quit my job in social services.

You can easily, unironically spend thousands of hours of your career, your life, saying you're helping. There's people that fly out to Africa and spend months teaching them how to grow their crops better. They get one amazing harvest, and squander every bit of the extra money on bullshit, and the second they don't have someone coercing them into the better farming practices, they stop doing them. The results of your entire mission: a bunch of people bought a bunch of alcohol and forgot your name the second you left.

I know this was a shitpost but I've really met people like that. They dedicate their entire lives to helping people who literally don't give a shit.
 
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Thanks for the update I hadn't seen that.

Fairfax County Public Schools has begun the process of finding a new principal for Justice High School, following the announcement that Tiffany Narcisse is leaving.
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[comment on article]Regarding her departure, did she jump or was she pushed?
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Interesting how this happens 5 months after her infamous still-smiling tweet. I am wondering too if this is voluntarily, she might have been hoping everyone would forget but realised people don't forget, or if she was put under pressure to leave by everyone who dislike her.

She wants to be a Principal elsewhere now. Unfortunately that's what tends to happen when useless people leave because they have fucked up, they just go and be useless elsewhere.

And lastly, I wonder if they will actually hire the new one based on competence. Instead of, you know, diversity hire or affirmative action whatever you want to call it.

Did some more reading on Tiff.- she's going to work in Bahrain now. She was trolled so hard after her tweet she's leaving the country as well as her school lol.

"Delivery driver refuses to give customer their order because they didn’t tip her"



The Adventures of Karen- Karen asks to see the African-American manager.



I have no comment for this one.

 
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Belisarius Cawl said:
Bahrain's the place for her. Arabs would never take exception to TNB!
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She woulnn't get away with acting like an idiot over there, and she can't wear outfits that show off her tits and hips either.

Exercise increased caution in Bahrain due to terrorism.

Country Summary: Terrorist groups continue plotting possible attacks in Bahrain. Terrorists may attack with little or no warning, targeting tourist locations, transportation hubs, markets/shopping malls, and local government facilities.
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It's not Afghanistan-bad, but not somewhere I'd choose to work.



 
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The African-American community has a sterling reputation for their pious and respectful treatment of their women. As the below recently-released video demonstrates, celebrity and rap mogul Sean "P. Diddy" Combs sets the bar for chivalrous behavior to a new high:

EDITED to add this double-feature: The rare, black chomo, caught mid-act!
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Our once great cities are falling into a state of sub saharan dystopia
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In the hopefully unlikely event that this ever happens to you, remember that your car can stop faster than it can accelerate. If you have the space, and you won't need too much, accelerate a bit and then slam the brakes as hard as you can. You'll have a significantly better chance of ejecting your new passenger than what was shown in this video.

There was a video of what I described showing perfectly what I mean but youtube/google searches are insultingly worthless these days so it might as well be lost to time.

This is not legal advice and since this is clownworld where the most disgusting irredeemable filth are more valued than contributing members of society you will probably be nailed to the wall by the DA if you live in the wrong area
 
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Had a weird run in recently.

Was out for a walk and some black guy was stood in the middle of the sidewalk blocking the path, so I walk around him and keep going on my way. Didn't bump or touch him or anything, actually had to step out into the street to get around him. Dude then runs in front of me and starts trying to film me, I pretend not to see and just keep walking. He then chases after me trying to talk, I take my headphones out and all I get is "you need to watch yourself or there will be trouble" and words to that effect and then told me to walk away. I was really fucking confused.

Got me thinking, the only time I've ever had someone start shit in the middle of the day for no reason at all its been a black person. I swear the older I get and more experience of life I have the more racist I become.
 
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Had a weird run in recently.

Was out for a walk and some black guy was stood in the middle of the sidewalk blocking the path, so I walk around him and keep going on my way. Didn't bump or touch him or anything, actually had to step out into the street to get around him. Dude then runs in front of me and starts trying to film me, I pretend not to see and just keep walking. He then chases after me trying to talk, I take my headphones out and all I get is "you need to watch yourself or there will be trouble" and words to that effect and then told me to walk away. I was really fucking confused.

Got me thinking, the only time I've ever had someone start shit in the middle of the day for no reason at all its been a black person. I swear the older I get and more experience of life I have the more racist I become.
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lol if true, he was probably hoping you'd bump into him or slight him in some way so that he can start some shit
 
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I've never seen the extended version of the DAS RITE video and it's even funnier than the short video.

"HITLER BURNED YOUR GRANDDADDY LETS GIVE HITLER A HAND" Holy shit LOL



Belisarius Cawl said:
I've had alarmingly high BAC (higher than 0.4)—not operating any kind of dangerous machinery if you're wondering—and still managed to be on my feet and interact with others reasonably well. It's a combination of high tolerance and not being a nigger. Some act like this barely above the legal limit.
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I'm a firm believer that alcohol doesn't make you do bad things, but rather reveals who you really are at your core when everything is stripped away.

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You can easily, unironically spend thousands of hours of your career, your life, saying you're helping. There's people that fly out to Africa and spend months teaching them how to grow their crops better. They get one amazing harvest, and squander every bit of the extra money on bullshit, and the second they don't have someone coercing them into the better farming practices, they stop doing them. The results of your entire mission: a bunch of people bought a bunch of alcohol and forgot your name the second you left.
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The third world just doesn't not have the mental ability to prioritize the future over the present. They've done studies on it. They live entirely in the now and no matter how much money we dump into these countries things will never improve.
 
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