Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He just waits patiently and keeps failing upwards and he rules my sad and pathetic life, toobz
It's honestly amazing how true this is. Despite all the boys attempts to kill himself via drugs and alcohol he somehow ends up improving his situation year after year.
I wonder what excuse he is using now because you know Jessica is hounding his ass about letting her move in. He can't use the "you can only stay for a few days because of my lease" cope. I'm sure we'll be seeing her soon, she is probably already begging for someone to buy her a ticket.

Also does he seem more lucid than usual to anyone else? My guess is he hasn't hit the ole' duster in awhile, seems like it's doing him wonders.
 
Where’d she say this?
In last nights twitch stream. She was drunk af.
Pic in her FB stories shows Peach Vodka.
She had been looking at flights in August with her new friend.
JM captured part of the stream in her livestream
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I wonder what excuse he is using now because you know Jessica is hounding his ass about letting her move in. He can't use the "you can only stay for a few days because of my lease" cope. I'm sure we'll be seeing her soon, she is probably already begging for someone to buy her a ticket.
He's still renting from Clint or someone else, he doesn't own it outright. Otherwise he couldn't be told to smoke only in a specific room.

And there's no way in hell he'd qualify for his own mortgage.
 
Skittles Mead sugar breakdown:

2 cups granulated sugar (approx 400 grams)
1 16oz bottle of Local Hive Rocky Mountain honey (352 grams)
2 family size bags of Skittles (1,176 grams)
1 C4 skittles energy drink (zero sugar)

Total sugar: 1,928 grams (4.25 lbs)

Circle of protection for cobes rotting teeth.

Edit: For reference, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch mead had approximately 1,486g of sugar.
 
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Front door by the window leading into the living area and kitchen, the door he’s coming out from is the smoking room. Behind the camera on the other side of the wall is the bedroom. Not only is it a single wide trailer but it’s a small one too. Either two rooms or the smoking room is supposed to be the living room
I recognize this layout! If I'm right about the trailer model, then he's probably got a big ass bathtub.
 
NGL I'm from UK so I've never seen a trailer like those American ones irl but that actually seems decent to be honest. Get it King it'll look like a gothic lair soon enough. I guess the trailer parks as a location can be hit or big misses and usually misses? Either way I hope he's got some space between his neighbours and I'm sure he will be around other stoners so he will be lighting up for sure. We've never been so back
 
I recognize this layout! If I'm right about the trailer model, then he's probably got a big ass bathtub.
Otherwise known as Jessica's room.

Skittles Mead sugar breakdown:

2 cups granulated sugar (approx 400 grams)
1 16oz bottle of Local Hive Rocky Mountain honey (352 grams)
2 family size bags of Skittles (1,176 grams)
1 C4 skittles energy drink (zero sugar)

Total sugar: 1,928 grams (4.25 lbs)

Circle of protection for cobes rotting teeth.
I wonder what kind of ABV he could realistically get from all of that.
 
Also does he seem more lucid than usual to anyone else? My guess is he hasn't hit the ole' duster in awhile, seems like it's doing him wonders.
That was one of my thoughts while watching the new video.

I hope he stays away from it. Makes me wonder how many times a-logs were sending duster to his door considering one of them sending it to him was what started that.

Oh for fuck's sake. I was hoping Cobes would be safe from that.

I wonder how they managed to dox him so quick.
 
Skittles Mead sugar breakdown:

2 cups granulated sugar (approx 400 grams)
1 16oz bottle of Local Hive Rocky Mountain honey (352 grams)
2 family size bags of Skittles (1,176 grams)
1 C4 skittles energy drink (zero sugar)

Total sugar: 1,928 grams (4.25 lbs)

Circle of protection for cobes rotting teeth.
this mead actually interests me to some degree. the massive amounts of sugar make me think this is going to turn into something truly horrifying. it might even solidify slightly but only time will tell.
NGL I'm from UK so I've never seen a trailer like those American ones irl but that actually seems decent to be honest. Get it King it'll look like a gothic lair soon enough. I guess the trailer parks as a location can be hit or big misses and usually misses? Either way I hope he's got some space between his neighbours and I'm sure he will be around other stoners so he will be lighting up for sure. We've never been so back
some trailers are actually super nice to the point that you forget they are even trailers. then you have the other ones that are essentially just wooden shipping containers that someone lives in.

trailer parks as a whole are also very hit or miss some are ok where as others are filled with people that are either fresh out of prison or on some form of sex offender list. from what we can see so far this trailer looks pretty nice honestly.

the only thing that concerns me is the gas stove. its a grease fire waiting to happen. i hope his neighbors are friendly the cobraverse is in need of new characters.
 
They found it quick but then again no surprise. Casper isn’t very big. Here come the door dashes. Boy hasn’t even streamed in the new place so maybe they will wait until then. A part of me hopes they are wrong and end up sending it to some random innocent person but that’s a rainbow

I hope he stays away from it.
With the door dashes inevitably starting back up… you know people are going to be sending him duster again. He has zero impulse control and duster in front of him. He’s sure as hell is going to use it.
 
the only thing that concerns me is the gas stove. its a grease fire waiting to happen. i hope his neighbors are friendly the cobraverse is in need of new characters.
He will be good as long as he yelle STOP at it.

Yes we are in need of some fresh faces with quirks. Can't believe I'm saying but even a new warlord-esque who can get under his skin and give us content on occasions. But aswell I hope whoever is surrounding him is understanding and good. homefelon Ian for whatever he's worth was just a chill dude for cobes so anyone with positive vibes for him is gonna do him good and not feel as isolated
 
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