DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Comma said:
So yeah, a clear downward trend tips-wise, starting at 2022. However, there are at least four factors preventing DSP to go nuclear BEGCON 1:
  1. He's not paying for two mortgages anymore (lol)
  2. He's probably paid off most, if not all back-taxes that he owed to the IRS, or has a really long payment plan so he doesn't have to pay that much per month/year
  3. He got his ~$100k credit card debt cleared completely by filing for bankruptcy
  4. Dents have picked up the pace through Youtube Memberships and Superchats
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Alotta Peepul are saying Phil paid off his car, too, so that would also have freed up some money.
 
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What in the world of fuck is he wearing?

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Comma said:
What in the world of fuck is he wearing?

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I absolutely love how LTG got into his head just by saying "get your sexy on", he started to wear these non gamer shirts.

If only he could listen to him when he was critisizing his godawful facial hair. I bet he would look more presentable without goatee and short hair.
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
Did some napkin math and he has what, 30 hours of stream time a "work" week for him(6 days) and counting prestreams on both day and night(15 minutes usually of qna bullshitting), his piss breaks that are absurdly long after the day prestream, and the react day its lookin like around 17 hours give or take giving all the micro stalling tier tactics he's been doing

I'm curious what you guys can pull. Maybe you might have a different number but to me, its looking like he wastes a little over half his stream time doing jack shit and yapping his fuckin mouth off like a running lawnmower sitting idle.
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You're a little off but close. 30 hours (6 x 5) would count day streams + another 15 or so (6 x 2.5) at night. Being generous with numbers because the clown is late quite often.

About 40% of the day streams (6 days x 2 hours = 12 hours) are podcast/copecast, breaks and stalling (and being late). Then you add another 3 hours for react day to get to 15.
At least 1 night stream is react crap, so there's another 2.5 hours of blah. Now he's been doing more Q&A at night so you can probably add another 2 to that.
Easily close to 20 hours of talking/reacting/wasting time/bs, which doesn't count being late, random stalling, random breaks, staring silently at chat, etc. So still comes out about half but numbers are slightly higher.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
“I’m probably the person who on this planet least cares about someone’s race” is such an insane thing to sincerely say lmao, like it sounds like a line from it’s always sunny.
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Beverly Sutphin said:
Phil totally see's race. Of course, he'll blame Howard Stern, he's just an Italian, and he was still immature at 24, but he's now a mature adult at 42 and his adulthood didn't start until he was 36. Also, all those racist "jokes", well, he drew inspiration from Howard Stern...and I hate to play psychologist, but fuck it! Let's do it.

Howard Stern was born in the 1950's and he is of Jewish descent. Also, in the 1950's, the Jewish community around the world were coming to terms with the horrors and trauma of the holocaust. Also, humor is used a coping mechanism to process trauma. So, when Howard Stern was making jokes about killing Jews, etc...that was used as a coping mechanism to process trauma from people in his community, as they were coming to terms with the horrors of World War 2. That said, much like everything Phil doesn't understand, because the Polack doesn't understand how humor is used as a coping tool, he just thinks "Well, if he can make that joke, so can I." That's NOT how it works. Instead, he blames Howard Stern. I digress.
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The only people who talk like this are the people who literally judge everybody by race. It's race, money, then looks. If people had their wages above their heads, DSP would love that because he could then scoff at somebody making more than him.

Also one of the funniest things about DSP and his racial comments, he's literally Michael Scott. He listens to edgy comedians, but doesn't actually understand the context of the joke, so he's incapable of coming up with his own jokes. And when he does, he also is a 1-trick pony, with the 'chicky chang wang pork fried rice' being applied to Japanese people. Or stealing/violence with black people. He's such a simple brained person.
The Penultimate Warrior said:
Tips may be down slightly, but I bet the number of individual tippers has fallen off a cliff.
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Which dumbass doesn't even care about anymore. FF7R and even Palworld had more small tips but BG3 had the whales, so you know which one kept getting played. He kept Like a Snoozefest in either in spite of its tips or as a counter to playing BG3 for tips, a game he hated. If you take out tips from obvious whales (pretty much any $50, or anything to get to a goal), he would be screwed. The ironic thing is the whales are what keeps him from ever hitting rock bottom and possibly (albeit the in the smallest way) changing. OIC is probably his 2nd biggest detractor after himself.
 
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GibMoneyPls said:
Search "Amazon short sleeve button up floral"
He bought all those on Amazon credit.
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And knowing Phil, he put those clothes on a payment plan. His whole life is a payment plan: his taxes, his TV, and if he could, he would put his funeral on a payment plan. I'm even willing to bet he saved the receipts and is going to use them as a tax write off, because that is the type of business man Phil is - if it's not going to gacha, it's straight to a payment plan.
 
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PieceofShet said:
I absolutely love how LTG got into his head just by saying "get your sexy on", he started to wear these non gamer shirts.

If only he could listen to him when he was critisizing his godawful facial hair. I bet he would look more presentable without goatee and short hair.
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Would he? I cringe every time he does that sideways lean in and you see his sloped ass soy chin. If you can even call it a chin. That shitty ratty goatee is hiding that pedomorphic chin of his.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Small tangent but im surprised that it hasnt dawned on this fat polack that he should get some people to play with him games(of course his dents are fucking retards and his ego wont stand to being outshine). I would also hate video games if i didn't occasionally play with friends or multiplayer in general. I bet dsp is the kinda of dumbfuck that would play mario party alone.
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Realistically, who could Phil even get to play games with him at this point? Dents obviously are a no-go, but every bridge he ever really had has long since been burned. He's so bad at video games that most of the time the rest of the team would have to pick up his slack while he was off being useless somewhere else, or kick his ass at multiplayer, and all the while Phil would be bitching and moaning about everything possible.

And the streams with the horsewife...even she is sick of them.

Fact of the matter is, Phil doesn't have friends, because he's such a naturally toxic piece of shit that also has literally nothing interesting about him beyond the fact he somehow has kept a begacy going for this long. I actually can't even think of a more boring human currently alive.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
He will play lethal company, for some reason and for like a stream or like an hour, either make super exaggerated scared reactions if the money buff is active or just say the game is shit and overhyped or whatever and then go into QnA.

Small tangent but im surprised that it hasnt dawned on this fat polack that he should get some people to play with him games(of course his dents are fucking retards and his ego wont stand to being outshine). I would also hate video games if i didn't occasionally play with friends or multiplayer in general. I bet dsp is the kinda of dumbfuck that would play mario party alone.
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He tried gaming with some of his dents before, but I don't think his pride will allow it. People ultimately end up liking the dents more because they tend to at least know the game and show some level of enthusiasm and do more than just comment on whatever is blatantly in front of them. Phil just quietly does his own thing while they play the game and then gets huffy and comes up with passive aggression justification after the fact to drop playing with people.
 
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My apologies, I Phucked up on inserting the quote.

"Small tangent but im surprised that it hasnt dawned on this fat polack that he should get some people to play with him games(of course his dents are fucking retards and his ego wont stand to being outshine). I would also hate video games if i didn't occasionally play with friends or multiplayer in general. I bet dsp is the kinda of dumbfuck that would play mario party alone."

He's afraid anyone he plays with on a regular basis might want some DSPennies.
 
PieceofShet said:
I absolutely love how LTG got into his head just by saying "get your sexy on", he started to wear these non gamer shirts.

If only he could listen to him when he was critisizing his godawful facial hair. I bet he would look more presentable without goatee and short hair.
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Phil won’t shave this poor excuse for a goatee for the same reason why he won’t shave his head. He has no chin, his head is hydrocephalic, and he’ll look like a sex offender.
 
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