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She should cover herself around with lights again like she did in the third picture, except this time she should do it in the bathtub.
Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.
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She should cover herself around with lights again like she did in the third picture, except this time she should do it in the bathtub.
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She wasn't so ugly back in the day.
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She's a dead ringer for pixyteri in these younger shots, holy fuck.
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Tori really is fucked. Her mother has taught her to be loud, brash, and offensive and has consistently removed the kid from any civilizing influences. Tori is going to be a person with a very high sense of her own worth with no skills to back it up.
And it's really sad because it's not her fault and when she's old enough to realize that she is intolerable to other people she won't have any skills to help her change.
She's ten. Her handwriting is worse than a first grader's. I don't know that she can read well, that stupid fucking picture of her reading Howard Zinn notwithstanding. Actually it pisses me off that anyone felt that picture was amusing or evidence of her intellect because she was eight. Even if she could read every word she had zero cultural education to understand any of it and that the school thought that worth sharing shows how little regard they have for genuine learning. I don't think she has any math training - if you gave her a dollar to pay for a 72 cent item I don't think she could make change. She has zero civics or history background. She knows nothing about science.
But she does know what pansexual means, or she thinks does, and she knows how to behave as poorly as her mom. She doesn't go to the dentist or the doctor regularly and has no adult role models other than Cesspit and O'Hay.
She is fucked. Best case scenario is eventually she learns enough math to give change at a mini mart and ends up in a lesbian relationship so that she doesn't end up accidentally pregnant but given how much Cecily over feeds her Tori may end up with obesity related infertility anyway.
And that is another thing. Tori knows she's fat. She once sadly told her mother that it upset her that she was putting on so much weight rapidly. Cecily knows her child is miserable in her body but she needs Tori to be fat so Tori resembles her because she loathes how much Tori looks like Charlie.
And yeah, Charlie isn't molesting Tori. He's a perv who takes gross pictures of grown women - there's never been anything about him that indicated a preference for little girls or even teens. Tori is perfectly safe around him, sexually speaking. If Cecily died tomorrow Charlie's laziness and poverty would work to Tori's advantage because Charlie would not pay tuition to the Free School and he definitely would not do work for them for reduced tuition. Tori would end up in public school remedial classes until she caught up and would have access to a better class of adults to model her life after. She could end up with a mentor. She could go to community college and learn a trade or possibly transition to a four year college. A sob story of how she overcame the really crappy education she got when she was at the Free School could win over admissions boards and scholarship committees. Cess finally stroking out would be good thing for her kid.
And it's really sad because it's not her fault and when she's old enough to realize that she is intolerable to other people she won't have any skills to help her change.
She's ten. Her handwriting is worse than a first grader's. I don't know that she can read well, that stupid fucking picture of her reading Howard Zinn notwithstanding. Actually it pisses me off that anyone felt that picture was amusing or evidence of her intellect because she was eight. Even if she could read every word she had zero cultural education to understand any of it and that the school thought that worth sharing shows how little regard they have for genuine learning. I don't think she has any math training - if you gave her a dollar to pay for a 72 cent item I don't think she could make change. She has zero civics or history background. She knows nothing about science.
But she does know what pansexual means, or she thinks does, and she knows how to behave as poorly as her mom. She doesn't go to the dentist or the doctor regularly and has no adult role models other than Cesspit and O'Hay.
She is fucked. Best case scenario is eventually she learns enough math to give change at a mini mart and ends up in a lesbian relationship so that she doesn't end up accidentally pregnant but given how much Cecily over feeds her Tori may end up with obesity related infertility anyway.
And that is another thing. Tori knows she's fat. She once sadly told her mother that it upset her that she was putting on so much weight rapidly. Cecily knows her child is miserable in her body but she needs Tori to be fat so Tori resembles her because she loathes how much Tori looks like Charlie.
And yeah, Charlie isn't molesting Tori. He's a perv who takes gross pictures of grown women - there's never been anything about him that indicated a preference for little girls or even teens. Tori is perfectly safe around him, sexually speaking. If Cecily died tomorrow Charlie's laziness and poverty would work to Tori's advantage because Charlie would not pay tuition to the Free School and he definitely would not do work for them for reduced tuition. Tori would end up in public school remedial classes until she caught up and would have access to a better class of adults to model her life after. She could end up with a mentor. She could go to community college and learn a trade or possibly transition to a four year college. A sob story of how she overcame the really crappy education she got when she was at the Free School could win over admissions boards and scholarship committees. Cess finally stroking out would be good thing for her kid.
exceptionalgoogle
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It would look a lot like this:
If he lived, of course. From Charlie's blog:
"I recently combined an empty stomach with a quart of Red Bull and followed that with a hot shower (which boosts blood pressure, increases circulation and gooses insulin levels). Result: the worst sugar crash I've had in sobriety. I actually had to take a knee and swill half a Coke to steady myself."
Other choice quotes from his blog:
"For all the trouble that quitting Red Bull is causing, I feel I should be losing wieght or getting taller or something. Maybe I'll start putting aside $8 per day, the amount I was spending on Red Bull, and at the end of the month treat myself to something. Like the electric bill."
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"I am very tired. I have no money and bad teeth. I'm going to sit out awhile. I'm going to concentrate on my writing and my photography. I have deactivated my Facebook account, at least for the time being. You may notice over the coming weeks seeing less of me here and on Twitter."
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"I am very tired. I have no money and bad teeth. I'm going to sit out awhile. I'm going to concentrate on my writing and my photography. I have deactivated my Facebook account, at least for the time being. You may notice over the coming weeks seeing less of me here and on Twitter."
In other words, this girl is doomed unless the PFS is shut down and/or CPS takes her away and places her with a stable, loving family. No jokes, just the urge to punch Cecily in her fat fucking face.
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https://healthateverysizeblog.org/2...eneration-of-fat-kids-be-free-of-self-hatred/
Not with mums like this, idealistic titpee.
Not with mums like this, idealistic titpee.
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This fucking school, man.
''Why you should let your kid shitpost on facebook all day instead of studying.''
''Why you should let your kid shitpost on facebook all day instead of studying.''
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I've never lost my temper with a petulant child, but find it nearly impossible to not a-log at the contrived sight of a pouting adult. She looks like a slug beast. No jokes, just the urge to punch Cecily in her fat fucking face.
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This is the best example of ''kids doing math practice'' that the school could find on their premise.
Also, it doesn't surprise me that the kids are at least somewhat literate. The pictures of Teri reading might be legit. In this day and age, reading and writing are more fun than ever thanks to the internet and videogames.
Also, it doesn't surprise me that the kids are at least somewhat literate. The pictures of Teri reading might be legit. In this day and age, reading and writing are more fun than ever thanks to the internet and videogames.
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@Dog Prom 3D is 100% right about how fucked Tori is. When she was 7 years old, this is what her mother was applauding her for on social media:
But don't worry, they talked about it:
It's not a bad word, or a good word, but she'd never say it to a friend. NEVER! So stop worrying about dumb shit like a fucking 7 year old being encouraged to drop F-bombs and getting praised on social media for it by her "east coast liberal elite" mom! FUCK OFF!
But don't worry, they talked about it:
It's not a bad word, or a good word, but she'd never say it to a friend. NEVER! So stop worrying about dumb shit like a fucking 7 year old being encouraged to drop F-bombs and getting praised on social media for it by her "east coast liberal elite" mom! FUCK OFF!
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No better way to expand a child's vocabulary than to encourage the use of expletives, amirite?
All units, be on the lookout: one Caucasian female neck. Last seen, 1988.
All units, be on the lookout: one Caucasian female neck. Last seen, 1988.
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Wow that guy dodged a bullet.
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I dunno if it was a bullet so much as a hydrogen bomb.
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"Hello Tori with longer hair!!!"
You couldn't make a music video like this today.
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Jesus, she used to look sort of normal. If I saw that couple on the street, I wouldn't look twice. What happened? Midlife crisis? Early-onset Alzheimer's? Late-onset retardation?
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tumblr. not even once.
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It's what you get with three straight generations of inbreeding. Her mother is also her grandmother, sister and first cousin.
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It is impossible to have a conversation with Cecily Kellogg without oneupmanship on her part. No matter what you say or do, she's been there, done that. She absolutely cannot allow anyone to have a moment of glory without somehow making it about her.
It is also impossible to talk to Cecily without her bringing up her "haters." Regardless of the topic, Cecily will somehow work all her drama into the conversation. If you interview her for a job? She'll bring up her haters so you know that if you hire her to write for you, there will be hate readers who will comment and say mean things. Yeah, I'd hire that.
I know one person who roomed with Cecily at a conference and will never do it again. Despite agreeing to go in half, Cecily stiffed her roommate and never paid her back.
When Cecily's mother was sick and came to live with the family, Cecily made her live in their nasty basement. Turns out she was living out of trashbags for over a year because Cecily couldn't be assed to clear out a few drawers for her. Never mind making an old, infirmed woman climb the basement stairs every day. Why? Because she wanted to keep Tori "fucking safe." The whole time her mother lived there, Cecily and Charlie complained about her on social media.
Cecily was a "Disney Social Media Mom," a stupid invitation only status thing that Mommy bloggers cry over if they don't get an invitation The one and only time Cecily was invited, her family made it a road trip. Of course they didn't have enough money and Cecily had to borrow from her friend. It was never paid back. Charlie complained the whole time they were there because he's much better than Disney, which made the whole experience a stressful one for Tori.
The O'Hay's can't even have a fun family outing without turning it into drama and stress. They are the lowest of the low, and worst of the worst.
It is also impossible to talk to Cecily without her bringing up her "haters." Regardless of the topic, Cecily will somehow work all her drama into the conversation. If you interview her for a job? She'll bring up her haters so you know that if you hire her to write for you, there will be hate readers who will comment and say mean things. Yeah, I'd hire that.
I know one person who roomed with Cecily at a conference and will never do it again. Despite agreeing to go in half, Cecily stiffed her roommate and never paid her back.
When Cecily's mother was sick and came to live with the family, Cecily made her live in their nasty basement. Turns out she was living out of trashbags for over a year because Cecily couldn't be assed to clear out a few drawers for her. Never mind making an old, infirmed woman climb the basement stairs every day. Why? Because she wanted to keep Tori "fucking safe." The whole time her mother lived there, Cecily and Charlie complained about her on social media.
Cecily was a "Disney Social Media Mom," a stupid invitation only status thing that Mommy bloggers cry over if they don't get an invitation The one and only time Cecily was invited, her family made it a road trip. Of course they didn't have enough money and Cecily had to borrow from her friend. It was never paid back. Charlie complained the whole time they were there because he's much better than Disney, which made the whole experience a stressful one for Tori.
The O'Hay's can't even have a fun family outing without turning it into drama and stress. They are the lowest of the low, and worst of the worst.