Following Lengthy and expensive litigation, Burritos and Tacos are declared to be Sandwiches. - A court in Indiana has determined by a preponderence of the evidence that Mexican style Sandwiches are still just that. ingredients encased in bread.

[Astro Loafo]

NO NO ITS NOT. SANDWICH HAS TO HAVE ATLEAST TWO SLICES!!!

TACO AND BURRITO ARE NOT ONLY A WRAP BUT ARE ONE SLICE!!

OF COURSE RETARDED WHITE DECREPIT BOOMERS ARE GONNA MANSPLAIN THEIR GAY FAGGOT ASS STUPID RETARD CUNT SHIT LICKING GOONING QUEER JAG OFF WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT KILL YOUR SELF FUCKING DIE ALREADY !!!!!

 

[Dyn]

But tacos are sandwiches, only a retard would deny this.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

NO NO ITS NOT. SANDWICH HAS TO HAVE ATLEAST TWO SLICES!!!

TACO AND BURRITO ARE NOT ONLY A WRAP BUT ARE ONE SLICE!!

OF COURSE RETARDED WHITE DECREPIT BOOMERS ARE GONNA MANSPLAIN THEIR GAY FAGGOT ASS STUPID RETARD CUNT SHIT LICKING GOONING QUEER JAG OFF WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT KILL YOUR SELF FUCKING DIE ALREADY !!!!!

Then what if I use two slices of tortilla on one taco like Taco Bell does with the Cheesy Gordita Crunch?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

A vegetable if you ask congress.

For anyone familiar with it, food law is fucking retarded. Plazas and commercial real estate owners are stupidly autistic and retarded about what can and can't go in their properties. So as a result, food law and categories are absolutely retarded and nonsensical. Pizza is a vegetable because Michelle Obama is fucking retarded. Michelle Obama ruined school lunches but that massively backfired when all of her shit healthy goyslop wound up in the trash. So in order to save face and not backtrack, they classified pizza as a vegetable so they could serve it during school lunches again.

Food Law is fucking absurd and retarded.

 

[Astro Loafo]

Then what if I use two slices of tortilla on one taco like Taco Bell does with the Cheesy Gordita Crunch?

Taco or tortillas sandwich

 

[Sheogorath]

But tacos are sandwiches, only a retard would deny this.

out of all the times i've seen you be contrarian for the sake of it this time it is most disgusting you've ever been

 

[Astro Loafo]

It's not hard.

One slice category
Taco, burrito, wraps

Two or more slice category
Sandwiches, sliders

Pocket slice category
Filled bun, hotdog

 

[DeathfatFag]

Regardless, a planning commission and a community association have to fuck off as a result of this ruling.

¡Viva!

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Imagine trademarking food. Like beef or pork.
I guess we all will be eating trademarked food once the big corporations switch real meat for insect slop and vat-grown cancer tissue.

 

[Troonos]

But the initial written commitment for the development at a plaza Quintana owns limits the business to “a sandwich bar-style restaurant whose primary business is to sell ‘made-to-order’ or ‘subway-style’ sandwiches.” Quintana said the nearby Covington Creek Association contacted him to say that his The Famous Taco proposal “somehow ran afoul” to that commitment.

If there's one takeaway from all this, it's that government should be fucking annihilated to its very foundation.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

This seems like something worthy of fighting a bloody Jihad over.

 

[Oxyjen]

It's not hard.

One slice category
Taco, burrito, wraps

Two or more slice category
Sandwiches, sliders

Pocket slice category
Filled bun, hotdog

Poetry.

 

[General Disarray]

Secondary question: what if the taco uses corn tortillas? Is corn considered a grain? DO I really have nothing better to do than to even posit this query on this webzone? Apparently the answer to all of the above is yes.

 

[parody]

This is some Reddit-tier shit

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

This is some Reddit-tier shit

It's actually worse. This is Indiana. Their is literally nothing else going on since the collapse of Gary. They have so little relevance to the world that this can make headlines. Chicago might get a bad wrap for things but you at-least have things go on there.

 

[Haramburger]

So a tostada is an open-face sandwich. Got it.

Then what is pizza?

Soup in a bread bowl

 

[Null]

Ok wtf is wrong with the mods, featuring every bullshit boring article. First about some random monday fight in Taiwan parliment now this? Who gives a fuck

you're right, i forgot that if too many things get featured other things stop being featured. your time is very important and well spent so we need to make sure only the most important retards shitting themselves get featured.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I mean, I’d argue that a taco or burrito is a kind of wrap. A subtype of sandwich. However, the definition of sandwich in my mind is typically something enveloped by bread or some other starchy food.

If you had a taxonomic breakdown then sandwich would be a giant clade. Or for the retarded computer autists it’d be the original folder where you’d have folders within that folder for the different sandwich types.

 

[Drip Torch]

Tortas are king!

 

[Shek$il]

I'm not looking forward to a week from now when this becomes common knowledge on that first day of work.



"OK SO IS A TACO A SANDWICH, BECAUUUSSSEEEE LEGALLLLLLY...."

Prepare to feel like the victims of those acid attacks in Britain, only instead of a cup of acid it's going to be this distilled reddit-ass "humorous brainteaser pot-stirring-kinda-query". I gotta call off or something.