Following Lengthy and expensive litigation, Burritos and Tacos are declared to be Sandwiches. - A court in Indiana has determined by a preponderence of the evidence that Mexican style Sandwiches are still just that. ingredients encased in bread.

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

but is a riceball not also a sandwich? some people have made sandwiches with lettuce in the place of bread, ergo, the seaweed incasing the rice is bread.

This means dim sum is also a sandwich.

Enjoy seeing the shopping center parking lot full of old Chinese ladies every day as they ram all the other cars because they can't see over the steering wheel.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

>opens a taco restaurant
>you can't build here
>why not?
>a taco is not a sandwich

Why is that even a consideration?

Because America is drowned in laws, rules and regulations that don't make any sense and lacks common sense regulation that would prevent this sort of thing from even being an issue.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Are fajitas sandwiches? They’re basically a DIY taco

 

[stupid frog]

why they put torta means sandwich??????? because is not true almost in all latin countries torta means cake so this should be the first meaning on this page

STUPID SPIC

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I'm not reading this entire thread to see if someone has made this joke already, but would this not make sandwich's the white man's taco. Someone should open a restaurant in that plaza called Caucasian Taco Hut and just sell ham and cheese sandwiches.

 

[Catspajamas7]

But Rekieta said a burrito is a legal sandwich!

 

[LurkTrawl]

I've been waiting for years for legal precedent to point at supporting my theory that tacos are sandwiches and the day has finally arrived.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

I mean there would be no reason for this argument if the plaza wasn’t so autistic about only allowing sandwich shops. I can’t see any argument for why that is such an imperative for the plaza especially since even if tacos aren’t sandwiches, I’d argue they’re at least sandwich-adjacent.

Libtards want to tear down our sandwich plaza utopias through food mixing with tacos

Mexican sandwiches are called tortas

Tortas use a specific kind of bread, telera or bolillo. Mexicans also have wonderbread sandwiches you know?

 

[3-2-1836]

There's already a fucking word for that. "Torta"

In Mexico, a torta is a kind of sandwich, served on one of two types of white sandwich rolls. The first is similar to a small baguette, and may be referred to as a bolillo, birote, or pan francés depending on region.

So why would a taco be a fucking sandwich when there's already MEXICAN SANDWICHES.

In Spain a torta is a flat bread that you can put food on top of and eat.

 

[Ed Special]

but a jelly sandwich is not

correct, that's a pastry, not a sandwich.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

correct, that's a pastry, not a sandwich.

What about hamburgers that use Krispy Kreme donuts as buns?

 

[LurkTrawl]

What about hamburgers that use Krispy Kreme donuts as buns?

I'm pretty sure that's a crime against humanity.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I'm pretty sure that's a crime against humanity.

Yes, but like all Crimes against Humanity, the one getting to do it enjoys it immensely.

 

[Elmo]

Another Ralphamale W.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Are Enchiladas sandwiches though?

 

[The Un-Clit]

What about hamburgers that use Krispy Kreme donuts as buns?

You call that a Luther, or if you are white you call it a disgusting burger.

If you use two Tim Horton's honey cruellers for buns, you call that a Great White North-Burg, eh?

 

[Zaryiu2]

...So, what the fuck is the water in Indiana?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

What a massive waste of court time and taxpayer dollars. What benefit does the average citizen receive from this bureaucratic pedantry? Why the fuck does the government need to be involved in what a 'sandwich' is? What happens if someone goes to a burger place and just orders a patty? Do we have to shut the whole restaurant down for violating state law? Do we tell the customer 'I'm sorry sir, but we are legally required to only serve your meat between two buns'? If he picks the buns off, do we have to call the police department and have him escorted off the premises?

 

[The Fatriarchy]

The best part of this whole thing is that the social justice retards started attacking this decision for being evil racist colonizers stealing tacos from the mexicans, when in actuality they were actively fighting against allowing diversity to thrive in their shitholes of choice.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I don't like this ruling, even food is starting to slide into the morass of postmodernist haze where words mean nothing.

Anything that's encased in bread is a sandwich?
Are pigs in a blanket a sandwich? Are crepes a sandwich? Are croquettes a sandwich? We now live in a world where you could eat a hot pocket and tell people "hold on, I'm eating a sandwich" and be legally correct.

Madness.

Postmodernism now defines an object encasing an object as a sandwich?

Wait how??

Does this mean sushi rolls constitute as a sandwich? Because sushi rolls are carbohydrates wrapped with another object.

What about hamburgers that use Krispy Kreme donuts as buns?

That’s Luther Vandross.