DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

To any fitness kiwi here, since even though i exercise i dont have the deep knowledge. Is dsp muscle density supposed to look like that at his age?

He looks like somebody who "lost weight" by losing all semblance of muscle in his body. Aka skinny fat.

 

[Iron Father]

"I was the buff guy people avoided"

 

[PenskeMaterial]

First match and the salt is already flowing. No cuntributions during the pre-schtream.

 

[Love Is Blue]

To be fair to Phil, he still does work out. He does pulls every night.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

To be fair to Phil, he still does work out. He does pulls every night.

It's so fascinating that he can bold-faced lie like this with his slob physique and thin arms. He claims to have put on 20 pounds of muscle but knows nothing about training routines and doesn't mention diet besides whey protein (and he talks about it like it's gear, like someone who has never lifted a single time in his life). He also makes one of the worst simulations of a bench press that I have ever seen.

I don't know if he's still trying to pretend to be a wrestling pro by making blatant lies like this or so used to lie without someone in IRL laughing on his face that he don't even flinch when saying shit like this. Ironically, Hogan lied in the exact opposite way. He clearly claimed to be natty when anyone with eyes could see that he was on gear.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Holy shit he’s so salty over this Blanka that 5-0 him, and of course after he finally gets a win he runs away acting smug

It’s so funny because he saw the Blanka points and acknowledged he was a high master level, but he must’ve assumed he could’ve gotten the win because as soon as it went south started whining

Somehow like always lag only affects him, everyone else has mastered the art of playing in lag except Dave, also weirdly racist because the guy is in Canada his online connection is extra bad

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

First time catching a SF6 live, thanks to PoP.

Holy....well, I mean Fuck. He gets 6-1'd by a Blanka, runs after his first win, proceeds to stomp on a shitty Marisa, but, oddly no input lag, no dropped inputs... Odd how he only seems to get that when the same Blanka or Rashid show up and start kicking his ass again.

I mean, how absolutely beyond retarded do you have to be to not pick up on that shit and support it?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

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"I was the buff guy people avoided"

More like the hugetard that looked like Daniel Johnston and made tard noises like Carl from Slingblade.

 

[Yautja]

Funny watching DSP go into real time cope from “you’ve got to give props” to “Fucking bullshit netcode made my moves not come out against the same exact player

 

[fresh pair of socks]

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"I was the buff guy people avoided"

No wonder Phil refuses to shave his patchy goutee. Dude has no chin.

DSP looks like a turtle.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I'm personally dreading him playing Hellblade... I really liked the first one, and I just know he's going to be...well, Phil. I will die of cringe

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

So he beats on a guy who doesn’t even have any ranking point, like quite possibly an actual new player or someone who maybe only fucks around in casual, barely says anything

Beats a master Ken and feels the need to call him a scrub and mock his rank points not reflecting his skill

Plays another Ken who wins 2-1 against him and he’s literally making mentally retarded kid nosies….

Make it make sense, it’s like he’s genuinely salty at anyone with high points, he just turns into the most smug asshole imaginable when he squeezes out a win, and insults your intelligence when you beat him. Just a piece of shit

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I'm personally dreading him playing Hellblade... I really liked the first one, and I just know he's going to be...well, Phil. I will die of cringe

I'm taking bets on Phil having no fucking clue about the story and Senua's backstory, his "deep" understanding of psychosis and "MUH DEPRESSION", and ultimately him face tanking and whining.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I'm taking bets on Phil having no fucking clue about the story and Senua's backstory, his "deep" understanding of psychosis and "MUH DEPRESSION", and ultimately him face tanking and whining.

Please stop, he's going to butcher myth, legend, he's going to butcher gameplay, he's going to just sully the damn thing.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

“You’ll never see a pro player do a scrub wake up level 3 not once” his lies are so fucking embarrassing man yes pros do that sometimes, especially when they know your ass is going to press buttons, like I could literally see you doing the slow gay Blanka double knee move while the cammy was still getting off the ground lmao


Plays a diamond Ken who pretty consistently waits and DP’s his random blank balls and he is mad salty about it, saying there’s no way he’s doing it on reaction and calling the guy a scrub

That looked like one of the most downloaded matches ever, like you could tell he had a pretty good idea what Dave was going to do every other interaction and It made his crazy mad lol

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine playing someone like Phil, and knowing they react like this when they lose.

You seriously have to wonder if they're mentally stunted.

 

[Very Honest Content]

To any fitness kiwi here, since even though i exercise i dont have the deep knowledge. Is dsp muscle density supposed to look like that at his age?

He's a flabby porker.

 

[Whaler]

To any fitness kiwi here, since even though i exercise i dont have the deep knowledge. Is dsp muscle density supposed to look like that at his age?

It's the two Ss of a healthy body. Stress and Sugar causes fat to build up in the torso (think of his boobs and gut) while affecting the arms and legs less. His body "shape" looks exactly what a normal person who lives a sedentary (sits all day) and eats high sugar food would look like.

 

[HorseSense]

Funny watching DSP go into real time cope from “you’ve got to give props” to “Fucking bullshit netcode made my moves not come out against the same exact player

You know, in all of his begging for SF6 season 2 changes I don't think I heard him beg for netcode improvements. Like even his cope is not consistent. I hope most of the changes are with frame data. That will force DSP to watch a video from someone who gets more views and possibly has clowned him in the past.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

For anyone who doesn't keep up with Rekieta, Nick just finished up a drunken disaster stream where he spoke about putting his "penis in [Phil's] butthole" and either jacked off on stream or was doing a very realistic impression of DSP'S incident (jury's still out on which).

Considering Phil's blatant glee at Nick's grim decline, I'm sure he'll have some insightful commentary on the situation.