Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Al from Dadeville]

But Randazza and the judge will. Also, is it just me or is "vagina liquor" one of the most disgusting terms for vaginal fluids ever? Like I cannot make it sound sexy dirty in my head. Just gross dirty

I can’t wait to see what the judge says about that

 

[AnOminous]

I can’t wait to see what the judge says about that

I'm sure insulting the judge will turn out very well for him.

 

[ddlloo]

Hmmm, what's comparable to drugs but also unhealthy?
It can't drinking, but it has to be something pretty embarrassing.

So it's something that once revealed, wouldn't paint him in the best light either?

Let's do some elimination:
- Not drugs, they did that.
- Not drinking, not that embarrassing.
So what's left? We know they went to Pure Pleasure and Gay 90s. We know that Aaron is divorcing April after their Balldo association.
Yeah, they were doing swinging shit.

It's pretty obvious, he did some gay stuff. Swinging is fine to admit to. But gay stuff? Nuh ah.

 

[AltisticRight]

Aaron was talking about someone wanting him to sign an NDA for "activities" because this person conjured up an untrue image of himself to the public and doesn't trust Aaron enough to not divulge said activities.

It's pretty obvious, he did some gay stuff. Swinging is fine to admit to. But gay stuff? Nuh ah.

He was implying something highly illegal.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Yup he is biting his finger too and even does an Oface and headshake!

Good god the length of time between jerkin it and the oface was waaay to short. PE boys rise up.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Kino Casino, MATI, and Metokur's stream all gonna be lit
From one cow, and abundance of lols milked for all!

Yes stalker, Metokur's will indeed be "lit", but no stalker child, Jim will only cover Fatrick this weekend. Enjoy prison.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

For me it’s Ralph seeing a man completely at his low, drunk and slurring, and all Ralph wants is to hop on the call to shit on his rival Daddy Jim. Amazing. Not an ounce of compassion in this Sektur

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

The absolute fucking state of this guy, holy shit

 

[ddlloo]

Aaron was talking about someone wanting him to sign an NDA for "activities" because this person conjured up an untrue image of himself to the public and doesn't trust Aaron enough to not divulge said activities.


He was implying something highly illegal.

Rub and tug joints legal in their state?

 

[Nate Higgers]

I legit think he was masturbating in that clip. It starts just about 12 minutes before the stream ends. If you rewind just before that he says "Why would you do this? Why now?" Then he leans forward and it looks like he is pulling his dick out with his left hand, I swear to god.

I have a more schizo theory. April is the official “tard wrangler” (she’s there to make sure he gets medical help if he drinks too hard on stream) and she’s also his new squeeze. She crawled under the desk to give him a little succ, possibly

Could also be totally wrong about this and he was the one going full schizo

 

[Sharpeteer]

I wonder if Aaron is proud of himself for ever being a guarde for this guy. Sure you can say sometimes you just didn't know, but this isn't during a time when Nick was trying to hide his true ways. It was blatantly obvious particularly when the hot tub video happened.

Look what happened.

 

[Shagedan]

Yes stalker, Metokur's will indeed be "lit", but no stalker child, Jim will only cover Fatrick this weekend. Enjoy prison.

Wrong again, as always, stalker. Jim will suspend his Fatrick coverage to provide on-the-hour Balldo news until his last dying breath. Your life is coming to an end.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Yes stalker, Metokur's will indeed be "lit", but no stalker child, Jim will only cover Fatrick this weekend. Enjoy prison.

I doubt it, Jim never stays on topic for long (still mad about him only devoting only the latter half of the stream to Metokur/HBomberguy history), and Rekieta's implosion has been funny enough that he'll undoubtedly mention it, at the least

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Um did Nick Jerk off here?

No, it’s just the new lighting and some filters. Obviously.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I have a more schizo theory. April is the official “tard wrangler” (she’s there to make sure he gets medical help if he drinks too hard on stream) and she’s also his new squeeze. She crawled under the desk to give him a little succ, possibly

Could also be totally wrong about this and he was the one going full schizo

Someone earlier in the thread said it happened right after someone superchatted him the fat farting dragon eating pizza image that Null always gets sent and Nick was trying to make a joke like he was jerking off to it and then "realized the camera was on" like DSP.

 

[AltisticRight]

Rub and tug joints legal in their state?

No idea, my take is that he's intentionally being as vague as possible to invoke the worst speculation and theories of the two couple's involvements. He's being cut out anyway, so there's nothing to lose.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Someone earlier in the thread said it happened right after someone superchatted him the fat farting dragon eating pizza image that Null always gets sent and Nick was trying to make a joke like he was jerking off to it and then "realized the camera was on" like DSP.

With how blitzed he was, I could believe it started as an awful attempted joke, then within a few seconds he forgot it was meant to be a joke and was actually trying, then he got frustrated by whiskey dick until he gave up and then tried to play it off as a joke, all without remembering it was meant to be a “joke” in the first place.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

I knew that Rekieta's appeal stream would be a gold mine but I wasn't ready for what we got. After his "pee break" the ceiling nearly collapsed under the weight of all the cats.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Hmmm, what's comparable to drugs but also unhealthy?
It can't drinking, but it has to be something pretty embarrassing.


So it's something that once revealed, wouldn't paint him in the best light either?

Let's do some elimination:
- Not drugs, they did that.
- Not drinking, not that embarrassing.
So what's left? We know they went to Pure Pleasure and Gay 90s. We know that Aaron is divorcing April after their Balldo association.
Yeah, they were doing swinging shit.


He claimed the messages were not from Nick? Nah, he's trying to be a sleezeball.
Balldo apparently told Aaron to kill himself because he didn't want to come over to Balldo's house to "do things"?
He's now talking about not wanting to divulge stuff because he doesn't want to judge others for who they are?
Oh dear, it's so ambiguous, we're left to fill the gaps with the worst scenarios.
And as the Sektur goes, the truth would be even worse.

He's saying he did stuff that doesn't reflect his truthful character. There's many interpretations...

>Doughy physique. The world would be a better place if you killed yourself.
>I'm not going to say anything about anyone else that would incriminate others
>Put them in harm
>Want to move on

Right. Swinging isn't illegal. What is it now? Were they selling drugs? WTF is this?

>I was dancing with the pale devil
Another Balldo reference.


He's now balldopilling his cohost.

Sacrificing children on an alter of skulls to the lord of darkness in the basement of Nick's church would be my guess. Maybe that's what the drunk mumbling fool was on about when he talked about "gathering all the children on Wednesday night." It's so they can pick out a child to slay for the blood orgy afterwards. So now, Rackets has to down a bottle of whiskey and up a line of powder just to cope with the horrible truth.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

He was implying something highly illegal.

You don't think Rackets tried to introduce him to Diddler Dax's diddler circle?