Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Null

I have a request for the opening or ending song.

Summarizes Rekieta’s last two years and I feel like it resonates with him. The song was popularized by the early 2000’s Internet and Howard Stern. Nick fashioned himself as an Internet shock jock, so it’s fitting.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

- he could give the internet exactly what they want, but it wouldn't help him
- he feels that if he ever associated with the people from the last six months, he would get gaslit and made to feel like he's fucking insane
- he was doing "remarkably unhealthy shit", not talking about drugs, he was already done with that, didn't do them for very long

you know what whatever happened I have a modicum of respect for aaron for being a bigger guy and not just giving us all what we want, assuming his explanations is honest. As much as I'd love the juicy details I'm guessing Aaron has some serious repentance / remorse for whatever happened in the last few months to where he's not just dumping it all. Its very easy to be like everyone else get the alog attention but if he seriously refuses to do it right now cause he realizes it won't make him happy big ups to him.

course could just be because he wants rakcets to back off or could be a little column a column b.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Shieeeeeet looks like Andy was doing his homework last night and even saved the chat

 

[BrainProlapse]

Is this rock bottom?

It can always get worse.

As much of a pathetic degenerate he is if he quit drinking/coke today he could turn his life around. Compared to a fellow loser, Ethan Ralph, he's pretty well off.

-He's not divorced yet
-He's not lost the kids yet
 -He's not a broke bitch yet
-He's not lost his entire audience  yet
-He's not been disbarred yet
-He's not been kicked out the family home yet

Ultimately Rekeita will probably be fine; he's a trust fund baby with a token career and a rich family who can afford to send off their embarrassment to rehab.

 

[Strix454]

Could someone give me a quick rundown on the lore behind this notorious goblet? :-)

I think it was what he was drinking from during his wife telling her "massage" stories. She had gone for a massage and the guy got more than a little touchy. She was sitting there telling the story and Nick was drinking from his little cup with a sort of smile on in his face like he was enjoying everything about his wife talking about being touched by some random dude.

I think maybe godwinson named it the "cuck cup" in the aftermath of that stream.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

The thing with drunks is there’s never a rock bottom.

There is, they just need to lose absolutely everything first, then in a moment of clarity it's usually a decision between "fuck me I lost everything I need to get my shit together, time to hit rehab" or "fuck me I lost everything, time to kill myself." That or their liver gives out first.

 

[Fapcop]

That part was creepy. I tried turning it up to see if I could identify the voice, but no luck. Anyone else able to discern if that's April or our wife?

Pretty sure it was April. Sounded like her even though it was very low.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Shieeeeeet looks like Andy was doing his homework last night and even saved the chat View attachment 6007453

16+ hour kino casino coming up WOAH BUDDY

 

[Niggernerd]

Shieeeeeet looks like Andy was doing his homework last night and even saved the chat View attachment 6007453

IM GONNA LICK THE BOTTLE
Finally some good fucking food

 

[There She Glows]

Are there legal implications for publicly insulting a judge presiding over your case? If only we knew an internet lawyer who could weigh in!

 

[Captain Manning]

Hoooooleeee shit.

I go to bed last night. Thread is under 3700 pages.

Wake up this morning. Thread is now on page 3727.

BTW, @Balldo's Gate is 1000% right that the corner demon is a real person. Now you've got a human female voice whispering.

If you were one of the people that didn't believe it back when he did that megapost, and you still think it's a skitzo theory, I dunno what to tell you. Seemingly nothing will convince you short of them poking their head on camera I guess.

All I can say is I HOPE the corner demon is April, because if that was Kayla, the implications of that are super bad.

Is this rock bottom?

There is no rock bottom.

Nick is on his way to the molten core of the Earth now. None of his "friends" seems interested in stopping him either. Which is sad for the children.

What exactly did Jim do for current spergout at him?

AFAIK, nothing. What's happening is that the Monty case is going badly for Nick and he needs deflection. There was speculation early on that he might try to throw Jim under the bus if this went pear shaped.

Thing is, I don't think Jim ever said the things about Monty that Nick did.

EDIT: Typos.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Looking good, Nick!

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Nick gets a visit from Maxx

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

I think it was what he was drinking from during his wife telling her "massage" stories. She had gone for a massage and the guy got more than a little touchy. She was sitting there telling the story and Nick was drinking from his little cup with a sort of smile on in his face like he was enjoying everything about his wife talking about being touched by some random dude.

I think maybe godwinson named it the "cuck cup" in the aftermath of that stream.

That has to be it. I found this video when I searched on the "cuck cup/goblet", but I couldn't confirm if this was the video that was the primary link between the goblet and Reieta's cuckoldering.
Thanks for the info! :-)

It pains me deeply to see a man so comfortable into actually being cucked, and not merely in a way of speaking. His wife knows what she's doing, though. As much as Nick might deserve being cuckolded, I cannot abide this harlotry. As horrible as it is, she does seem to be the kind of woman that doesn't mind the occasional pilling, so to speak.
One has to wonder when she lost respect to Nick as a man, or if she ever had any to begin with.

Poor kids.

 

[BooferScooper]

The man bought a diamond drill just to dig himself deeper.

Nick's Law

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Huh. Strange thing to say out of the blue.

 

[Kandinsky]

Are there legal implications for publicly insulting a judge presiding over your case? If only we knew an internet lawyer who could weigh in!

It’s not advisable to talk shit about the judge overseeing your case, but it’s not sanctionable. Public criticism of a judge is protected speech.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

That has to be it. I found this video when I searched on the "cuck cup/goblet", but I couldn't confirm if this was the video that was the primary link between the goblet and Reieta's cuckoldering.
Thanks for the info! :-)

It pains me deeply to see a man so comfortable into actually being cucked, and not merely in a way of speaking. His wife knows what she's doing, though. As much as Nick might deserve being cuckolded, I cannot abide this harlotry. As horrible as it is, she does seem to be the kind of woman that doesn't mind the occasional pilling, so to speak.
One has to wonder when she lost respect to Nick as a man, or if she ever had any to begin with.

Poor kids.

It was this godwinson stream @ 23:28

"Look at this, he's having a sip! He's taking a victory sip!"

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

View attachment 6007491

Huh. Strange thing to say out of the blue.

How Funny and Weird right?

 

[Space Pope]

Couple clips from the SteelToe members bonus time today.

I mostly like this for the joke at the end which I presume to be about Nicki but could just be faggotry in general.