DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Beverly Sutphin]

Phil's muscle loss is probably partly due to his stroke or whatever the hell is wrong with him.

No, the muscle loss is part of him being absolutely being lazy. Even if he was to walk for 20 minutes a day, for the next six months, he'll start to notice a change in his body, but Phil is comfortable being lazy. There was a video of him, John and Howard where they went down to Nashville and Phil was complaining about walking a mile. A mile is 5,000 yards and he was sweating! I mean, sweating! While John and Howard seemed fine walking, as you can walk a mile in 15 minutes. Also, Phil looked AWFUL! He looked like the retarted Polack he truly is...

Point being, Phil is comfortable being lazy, not just physically, but also mentally and emotionally.

Also, it was noted by the nutritionist many moons ago that his pectoral area was starting to fold in on itself, when he was doing his shower videos. That is due to the deterioration of muscle tissue and it starts to develop muscle atrophy. Even as something as walking or jogging can help stop the deterioration of muscles, not just in your legs, but it also works your core and endurance.

Also, his poor diet, his calorie deficient, and his high intake of ethanol (the main ingredient of alcohol), his lack of proper exercise, and him sitting for more than 8 hours a day begging and dumping money into gacha is causing what we see now.

However, he'll tell you something different and he's "an old man" and there's nothing he can do.

 

[Telemeter]

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"I was the buff guy people avoided"

"I didn't have a favorite muscle I worked out, I did curls, uh, bench presses, uh, squats, uh, the one where you bend the arms, I did a lot of things".

 

[Optimus Prime]

All this talk about lazy Phil reminds me back when he was talking about how 'energetic' he felt after finally doing some basic house chores.

He's so lazy that the adrenaline in his body has to start pumping to do shit people have to do at least once a week.

He has admitted that the WAKhando has water leaks and mold buildup, I doubt he ever took care of the latter so him and Khet are probably suffering from some robust mold poisoning too. I believe that out of his 2 and a half bathrooms only one still works, the other bathroom and the 3rd toilet have been out of commission for years. He also has admitted to regular bug infestations.

Yeah, I'm thinking it's already a shithole. The only saving grace is that his pigroach luck made it so that all this shit is self-contained within his middle unit khando, you just fucking know that if his neighbors got leaks and mold due to their ghoulish and fhet neighbors the HOA would've put the fear of God into him already.

I have to wonder at what point the neighbors are going to be able to legally get involved. Since it's a middle unit condo, that falling into disrepair would have ramifications to the structural integrity of the neighboring units, no?

 

[FormerPro]

His opponent being "from Calgary" has now replaced people using specially designed operating systems for fighting games as my favorite DSP reason he's getting beaten at Street Fighter.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Bit of a dumb question but does anyone know if you can block a player that has already blocked you on SF6? Like, you want to block someone and you can't because they already blocked you, is that a thing?

 

[Corpun]

However, he'll tell you something different and he's "an old man" and there's nothing he can do.

He's 42 dood, he is basically on death's door!

No wonder he thinks his parents are going to die if the wind blows them over.

 

[Comma]

DSP got legit annoyed (angry?) at the lack of Youtube khantributions just now. Notice the hand and head gesture:

The entitled "disappointed dad"-look straight into the camera completes this attempt to guilt-trip:

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The entitled "disappointed dad"-look straight into the camera completes this attempt to guilt-trip

If your dad was a deadbeat drunk who blew all his money on dumb shit, that is.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

His boozer's nose is coming along nicely. Almost as wide as his mouth.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

DSP got legit annoyed (angry?) at the lack of Youtube khantributions just now. Notice the hand and head gesture:




The entitled "disappointed dad"-look straight into the camera completes this attempt to guilt-trip:

Those eyebrows say it all.
And he's not happy I'll tell ya that.

 

[johnkimble123]

I don't play SF6 but I watched some of Phil getting Zangief to master. I then happened to watch a pro play the same character and witnessed them use a mid-air grab. I had no idea that was even a mechanic from watching Phil play. The guy is a little better than average, he can definitely beat bad or average players, but he gets dusted by good players.

If you don't play SF6, yeah I'd suggest you actually watch better players because it squashes a lot of bullshit Phil says and does. Really good breath of fresh air too.

He fought a Gief last night that did every move Phil never pushes. The Blanka he fought gave me T8 Yoshimitsu mirror match vibes of pressing every other button Phil has yet to do or utilize in an effective way.

Just completely embarrassing on his part.

If you watch Blanka gameplay, there are so many juggle combos that DSP never uses. He uses the same basic 5-hit one every match (I forget the inputs, but if you've watched his Blanka, you know the combo), meanwhile I see Blankas that can utilize Blanka ball + Lvl 1 super + the little mini Blanka shit (that btw DSP didn't even use when playing on Xbox most of the time) for 12+ hit combos.
You can see it with anybody he uses... he has 4-5 strategies that he'll just try all the time, and that's it. He knows so little about the game that if those 4-5 strategies don't work, it's the game's fault, not his.

Not to even mention that gin brain over there clearly flubs inputs and "his moves not coming out" is probably his fault most of the time. He's the same person who hits the wrong button in GTA, or RPGs, or even playing COD. But we're supposed to expect that his inputs are precise and his reflexes are instant in SF6? Ha!

DSP got legit annoyed (angry?) at the lack of Youtube khantributions just now. Notice the hand and head gesture:

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The entitled "disappointed dad"-look straight into the camera completes this attempt to guilt-trip:

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It's like if you owned a sandwich shop, and the owner randomly would walk outside as people pass by and complain that they aren't giving him business...

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

DSP got legit annoyed (angry?) at the lack of Youtube khantributions just now. Notice the hand and head gesture:

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The entitled "disappointed dad"-look straight into the camera completes this attempt to guilt-trip:

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Least the thrive divorced drunk uncle that still sleeps on a futon look is coming together quite well. I love how it took another man to tell another man to "focus on your sexy." and that required Phil to ditch the gaming shirts and put on dress shirts that are still way too small, but those piss stained Zelda pajama pants - which is funny, as they've since disappeared - my best guess is that they are somewhere in heaps of garbage in the garage - the one thing Phil ignored from the black DSP was to "hit the gym". Well, he used to work out....but, he can't do that, dood. That damn bad back and him being 42 and damn near on death's door.

That said, even with that busted 480p web camera, Philly boy is looking ROUGH! I know when he did shorts, before he realized he was only making half a penny per 1,000 views, I believe, he stopped doing them. Good God! Philly boy looked 55! I showed someone a picture of DSP from one of those shorts and they truly thought he was going to turn 52, not going on 42 at the time.

All those years of begging, gacha, and gin take a toll on a guy.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Picture this... You play SF6 and DSP calls you a scrub. How to recover?

 

[EntropyIsInevitable]

That blanka mirror was peak dsp holy shit, gets stomped 6-1, quits on the win and then say you are the better player, while blaming everything that went wrong on the "netcode and dropped inputs dood". What a wild ride.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Phil should just get forklift certified and stream on weekends. Would probably be less miserable. And we could get warehouse stories from the pig.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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Those eyebrows say it all.
And he's not happy I'll tell ya that.

I recall hearing that the less somebody smiles over their life, the more their face shows it, because the 'smile' muscles aren't worked nearly enough and thus the face begins to permanently droop.

Phil is going to look like a cartoonishly exaggerated old man in a few years incapable of even a fake smile.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Phil should just get forklift certified and stream on weekends. Would probably be less miserable. And we could get warehouse stories from the pig.

Given his accelerated decomposition, I can't even think of a job lazy enough for Phil to be good at. Even longshoremen and running trades have some effort in them.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Man, I was only joking earlier about Phil fucking up the story for Hellblade 2, as well as him pigsplaining Senua’s psychosis. Now all that’s left is for him to fail at the game.

Guess Phil sure showed me.

Phil should just get forklift certified and stream on weekends. Would probably be less miserable. And we could get warehouse stories from the pig.

Did he fuck this up playing Shenmue?

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Nigga get some fucking glasses for fuck sake

 

[Balr0g]

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Nigga get some fucking glasses for fuck sake

Or if he thinks it's too nerdy get some contacts. Though let me tell you from experience getting them onto your eyes can be a bit harrowing at first.